?Chunkstyle or extra crispy?! |
Tensk |
(2.62) |
447 |
2006-04-17 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Chunkstyle
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?ME SO JORNY! |
kingofska89 |
(2.00) |
447 |
2007-11-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mesojorny
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?She got her own N*gg* Baby |
jimmycc |
(2.29) |
447 |
2009-09-10 |
description:
the first time I heared this on the radio it sounded like a black baby crying to me. it made a lot of sense She Got Her Own N*gg* Baby.
domain:
shegotherownnb
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?Mint frosting cake |
PatrickStewart |
(2.00) |
447 |
2016-11-17 |
description:
cellular peptide cake
domain:
mintfrosting
|
?Jack Dorsey looks like a pirate |
ScruffyHamster |
(4.40) |
447 |
2020-11-18 |
description:
So, I was watching Jack Dorsey being questioned by the senate last night and was wondering why I kept hearing sea chanteys in my head. Then it hit me...
domain:
earlai-in-the-mornin
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
447 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
|
?Add me to your friends :D |
skakid |
(1.00) |
448 |
2005-10-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
myspacewhore
|
?crack cakes baby |
nomdeplume |
(2.50) |
448 |
2006-02-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
carckcakesbaby
|
?Karate Kid |
AngryJim |
(1.00) |
448 |
2006-12-19 |
description:
Before you start laughing at me the picture isn't me, its my friend's old karate picture. So...yea...
domain:
kiratekidd
|
?Let me show you how it's done |
exbzurg |
(1.00) |
448 |
2011-11-29 |
description:
But shaking it is all I know!
Let me show you
HOW
ITS
DONE
domain:
adancingbug
|
?"And Let Me Be Even More Frank, Just... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.67) |
449 |
2007-05-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
andletmebeevenmorefrank
|
?HeartFlows |
timlmul |
(1.00) |
449 |
2011-03-14 |
description:
Makes me cry every day.
domain:
heartflows
|
?annoying orange sad or high xd |
rysiig |
(3.00) |
449 |
2020-04-01 |
description:
why is the annoying orange sad? either that or he's high xD
domain:
AnnoyingOrangeIsSad
|
?Spread Taco |
SLTM |
(1.00) |
450 |
2006-07-30 |
description:
No fetal pigs were hurt in the making of this. Trust me.
domain:
spreadtaco
|
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?Tickle Me Stewy |
ticklemestewy |
(1.00) |
450 |
2007-12-18 |
description:
Tickle Me Stewy
domain:
ticklemestewy
|
?Dreaming of Saugaeis |
NikolasKinalos |
(3.50) |
450 |
2020-06-24 |
description:
Charles Bouton is dreaming of his homeland. I know it deserves to be in color, but you ask too much of me! Here's hoping the link works.
domain:
dreamingofsaugaeis
|
?Merciful Short Tune Jamming of the Hi-Fivers, earl... |
Heywood12 |
(1.00) |
450 |
2021-10-17 |
description:
A minute and a half recording of the ham radio Hi-Fivers net which runs before the WARFA net, possibly one of Billy's Children tuning up to jam things or just be a lid operator.
October 3rd, 7:15pm
Off KFS WebSDR website
domain:
hifiverstuneupjammer
|
?crack cakes baby |
nomdeplume |
(3.00) |
451 |
2006-02-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
crackcakesbaby
|
?YOUR REMIND ME OF THE STARS IN THE SKY... |
chloeantoinetterose |
(3.67) |
451 |
2009-01-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
pizzawater
|
?Brandon will work dick |
shockerjoe |
(1.00) |
451 |
2012-06-30 |
description:
An unfortunate typo.. or is it?
domain:
bmpdick
|
?OBEY ME!!!! |
ArEsGuNsLiNgEr |
(2.00) |
452 |
2006-06-04 |
description:
Do U Want To Obey Me Or Not?
domain:
ORLY-ytmnd-com
|
?YTMND downvote experiment #0001 |
Major-Tom |
(1.67) |
452 |
2006-07-25 |
description:
Awesome image inserted, awaiting downvotes from biased or uneducated users
domain:
ytmndexp0001
|
?AHG 4 ME |
Tsumari |
(2.50) |
452 |
2007-10-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
anahog
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?She wrote me a letter..... |
JmEBltCh |
(1.89) |
452 |
2008-09-17 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
wrotemealetter
|
?Heart of Gold |
goodmusic |
(1.00) |
452 |
2017-03-05 |
description:
I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.
It's these expressions
I never give
That keep me searching for a heart of gold.
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
I've been to Hollywood
I've been to Redwood
I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold.
I've been in my mind,
It's such a fine line
That keeps me searching for a heart of gold.
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching for a heart of gold.
You keep me searching and I'm growing old.
Keep me searching for a heart of gold
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.
domain:
searchingforaheartofgold
|
?WHERE THE CAKE AT? |
Cthulhu138 |
(2.37) |
453 |
2006-05-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yomymainmantwennyfozcake
|
?Sandra Day Knight |
KingOTF |
(1.50) |
453 |
2006-09-02 |
description:
Sandra Day Knight's Alright With Me
domain:
sandradayknight
|
?"Then would you like me better if I were Ingrid... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
453 |
2007-05-27 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ingridbergman
|
?Donny Said He Banged Me |
LordWalter |
(3.14) |
453 |
2009-06-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
LordWalter
|
?political grind |
thesov |
(3.50) |
453 |
2010-11-12 |
description:
doing the grind down on me
domain:
politicsgrind
|