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The Nutshack S2E7: WTF In the explosive series finale, the crew heads out to watch Pacquiao fight alongside boxing champion Ana Julaton. Things get out of control when a “new” rival makes a surprise appearance. Phil, Jack and Chita go to see Manny Pacquiao take revenge on Loco, The Iron Sanjee, and the Rainbow Scout for brutally beating Freddie Roach, his trainer, in a live televised event.

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Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

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Linda Sun A.K.A. Sūn Wén (Born: 1983 or 1984) is a Chinese-American former public servant in New York State. She served as the deputy chief diversity officer in the administration of New York state governor Andrew Cuomo (2018–2020), and deputy chief of staff to his successor, governor Kathy Hochul (2021–2022). In September 2024, Sun was arrested and charged with eight federal crimes related to allegedly acting as an undisclosed foreign agent for the Chinese government.

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It’s his house. He had to defend it. - Cartuna:2021 (Quote) Information -> Home Alone is a 1990 American comedy film directed by Chris Columbus, and written and produced by John Hughes. The first film in the Home Alone franchise, the film stars Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister, an eight-year old boy who defends his Chicago home from a home invasion by a pair of robbers after his family accidentally leave him behind on their Christmas vacation to Paris. The cast also features Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, John Heard, and Catherine O'Hara. Hughes conceived Home Alone while on vacation, with Warner Bros. being originally intended to finance and distribute the film. However, Warner Bros. shut down the production after it exceeded its assigned budget. 20th Century Fox assumed responsibilities following meetings with Hughes. Columbus and Culkin were hired soon afterwards. Filming took place between February and May 1990 on location across Illinois. Home Alone had a sneak preview across 1,000 theaters on November 10, 1990, and was theatrically released in the United States on November 16. While the film's reception was initially mixed, in later years reception has been generally positive, with praise for its cast, humor, and music. Home Alone grossed $476.7 million worldwide, becoming the second-highest-grossing film of 1990. It made Culkin a child star, and was the highest-grossing live-action comedy for two decades. It was nominated for two Academy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards. Home Alone has since been considered one of the best Christmas films. In 2023, Home Alone was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, was released in 1992.

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LOL IN THIS OLD SITKHAAAAN, CAAAAAAPTAIN KIIIIIIIRK DISCOVERS THAT HIS BLOODSUCKER HAS BEEN REINKHAAAAAAAAAAAARNATED AS A KHAAAAAAAAAAAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ALREADY A BLOODSUCKER AND A KHAN BEFORE SO WAIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE LOL

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Among the ranks of shock-jock evangelists perhaps none have aspired to the verbal exploits of “Dr.” Phil Kidd. Popular with many fundamentalist churches of more militant type, Phil is the master of Hair-Raising Sermon Illustration. It’s a rare event when he manages to make it through a sermon without some apocryphal tale of tragedy and gore. And then there are his screaming rants against all manner of other ungodly things like Nintendo video games and interracial marriage… -- clip taken from the "Stuff Fundies Like" blog

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Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Don't yield to temptation Crime comes from inflation Not just in this nation It's the world's situation Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Times keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) You might also like The Return of Captain Rock Captain Rock Feel The Force G-Force (Ronnie Gee & Captain Cee) Slime You Out Drake In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution Reaganomics (more atomics) High inflation (and taxation) Reaganomics More atomics High inflation And taxation Reaganomics (more inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Rеaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Timеs keep on changing Always rearranging Politicians are aging What price are we paying? High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) Reaganomics (high inflation) More atomics (and taxation) High inflation (Reaganomics) And taxation (more atomics) In time, revolution Clean up the pollution There is one solution The global institution

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Shatner throws child to the spiders to save his blanket.

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Elinore is one of the main protagonists of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. She was voiced by Jesse Welles, who also voiced Eva in Hey Good Lookin'. She is seen in the beginning of the movie when Avatar becomes a tutor tasked to trained her to become a full-fledged fairy. Suddenly, her father, the president, is assassinated by Necron 99, a robot sent by Blackwolf to kill believers in magic. Elinore flies into a rage at the death of her father, and Avatar confronts the robot and battles it using telepathy. Necron 99 loses the desire for war and Avatar changes the robot's name to Peace. Avatar learns from the robot that the "dream machine" – the projector – is Blackwolf's secret weapon, inspiring his armies with images of ancient warfare. Avatar, Elinore, Peace, and the elf spy Weehawk set out to destroy the projector and save the world from another Holocaust. In a forest inhabited by fairies, Peace has an intuition that something is amiss shortly before the group is accosted by the leader of the fairies, Sean. Weehawk realizes that Peace is missing, when an unseen assassin kills Sean and kidnaps Elinore. Avatar and Weehawk begin to search for Elinore in the forbidden Fairy Sanctuary, but Weehawk falls into a chasm and insists that Avatar leaves him and finds the girl. Weehawk is rescued from a giant poison gas-breathing mutant insect by Peace, who shoots it dead after dealing with his assassin comrades. As Weehawk rests, exhausted from the battle, Avatar locates Elinore, who has been captured by fairies and small human-like creatures, and is about to be killed. Avatar attempts to explain that they did not kill Sean, but the fairies don't believe him, and shoot him with an arrow. Wounded in the shoulder, Avatar refuses to fight back, which impresses the fairy king. Instead of executing them, he merely teleports Avatar and Elinore to a snowy mountaintop. Avatar and Elinore resume their journey despite the poor conditions, but they soon realize they are wandering in circles. Weehawk and Peace finally find them and together they find their way out of the mountains. Soon Avatar and the others encounter the encamped army of an elf General who is preparing to attack Scortch the following day, but Blackwolf launches a sneak attack that night. Elinore is outside with Peace when one of Blackwolf's mutants sneaks into camp and attacks her, but Avatar is able to stop it before it hurts her. Things turn for the worse, though, as a battle tank arrives to destroy the camp. Peace manages to disable the crew, but as he inspects the vehicle, Elinore kills him with a sword and climbs into the tank. It drives away as Avatar and Weehawk watch in confusion. The next day, Avatar and Weehawk enter Scortch by ship and make for Blackwolf's castle while the General leads his elf warriors in a bloody battle to distract Blackwolf's forces. The pair splits up, Weehawk tracking Elinore while Avatar goes after his brother Blackwolf. Weehawk nearly kills Elinore, but she explains that Blackwolf has been controlling her mind ever since she first touched Peace. Blackwolf declares his magic superior to Avatar's and demands his surrender. Avatar admits that he hasn't practiced magic in some time, and offers to show Blackwolf one last trick that their mother showed him when Blackwolf wasn't around; he then pulls a gun and fatally shoots Blackwolf. With the loss of their leader, the mutants give up fighting. With Montagar's safety secured, Weehawk returns home, but Avatar and Elinore decide to go start their own kingdom instead.

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Lilah/Leila (played by Megan Fox) is the love interest of Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin). She is a prostitute who is an acquaintance of Hex's, and has feelings for him that go beyond their periodic business dealings. It is obvious that Jonah cares for her, and Quentin Turnbull takes full advantage of this dynamic at one point, using Lilah as leverage to force Jonah to disarm himself. Lilah is strong-willed, forceful, and a proficient markswoman.

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You're almost 30. How does it feel to waste all those years on weakness and stupidity?

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" Pfffft~ Dude did you just call me "Mom" again? You're SO cringe, bro. I'm barely into my 20s, cmon. I GUESS I do feel kinda old wearing this "Milf" shit... Anyway, I'm gonna go do your laundry before my milktanks finish making your dinner, bro. " - Riley

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The Grand High Witch of All the World, also known as Eva Ernst and Lilith, is a fictional character and the main antagonist in the 1983 children's dark fantasy novel The Witches by Roald Dahl, as well as the graphic novel and the two film adaptations, in which she was played by Anjelica Huston (in 1990). In the narrative, it is a title given to the all-powerful leader of all the witches on Earth. Huston also voices her rat form. The Witches is a 1990 dark comedy film directed by Nicolas Roeg from a screenplay by Allan Scott, based on the 1983 novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. The film stars Anjelica Huston and Mai Zetterling. The plot features evil witches who masquerade as ordinary women and follows a boy and his grandmother, who must find a way to foil their plans of turning children into mice. The Witches was the last film project executive producer Jim Henson worked on before his death, with Jim Henson Productions co-producing the film and Jim Henson's Creature Shop designing and building the prosthetics for the witches and animatronic rats and mice that were used interchangeably with real mice. The Witches was released in the United Kingdom on May 25, 1990. In Orlando, Florida, and Sacramento, California, on February 16, 1990, and in the United States on August 24, by Warner Bros. Although Dahl disliked the film and criticized the ending, which differed from the source material, The Witches received positive reviews from critics and developed a cult following over the years.

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I'm feeling Gexxy, baby.

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Soy is all you can see when you choose to browse teevee

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Shao Kahn has many warriors under his command, but his trust lies solely in the fighters of his own creation. Warrior blood gathered from countless battlefields, fused with sorcery, produced his most effective enforcer yet: Skarlet. An expert tracker, she preys on those deemed enemies of the empire. During kombat, Skarlet gains strength from her opponent's blood, absorbing it through her skin. Shao Kahn has a new mission for this formidable kombatant: Discover Quan Chi's true intentions. And kill him if he plots betrayal of the emperor. - Skarlet'S Bio (Mortal Kombat 9)

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Recorded off the Grimsby, UK WebSDR, here is a ham radio operator calling CQ, looking for a "satellite" and whistling. G8XXI is his callsign. grimsbyradio.co.uk

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Ye A.K.A. Kanye Omari West . . . What Happened ? ! He is has confirmed that he IS using A.I. in his next album too . . . That's how low the " Artist " has fallen . . . also He is all over the political (& mental disorder) spectrem and is still ranting on X/Twitter too . . . . BTW remember when he said " George Bush doesn't care about Black people " ? ? ? We all should have gotten a clue then and should not have taken his foolishness as him being genuine or talking " straight " with us . . .

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Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature. Nagisa is the son of Hiromi Shiota and her presumable ex-husband. His mother had hoped for a daughter so she could experience all the things she had missed as a child through her but got a son instead. As a result, she dictated his life from forcing him to keep his hair long, to being forced to cross-dress and verbally abused him whenever he spoke against her. Her personality also caused her husband to leave her and Nagisa. Nagisa was in Class D during his first two years of middle school before falling into Class 3-E due to poor grades. During those two years, he hung out with fellow classmate Karma Akabane, although they slowly drifted apart before becoming classmates again. Soon after starting the new term as a Class E student, Nagisa met Kaede Kayano, who gave him what would become his signature pigtails instead of the ponytail he usually uses to keep his long hair from being less noticeable, thus beginning their friendship.

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Michael Palin gets the strange feeling he sometimes gets.

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Found at random on 5920 kHz, women of the Overcomer's Ministry of the dead (since 2021) Ralph Gordon Stair sing for the audio recorder for later playing on AM/FM/shortwave stations and Web streaming. No date given; the cult is still operating since it started in the early 1970s. We also get a little bit of Aleister Crowley's boring Christian brother reading Bible verses. NA5B WebSDR Transmitter was WRMI[-SW in Miami, Fla.

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Betty I and Betty II, A.K.A. The Bettys (Cyb and Patricia Barnstable) are the navigators and pilots of the ship. They are completely identical, with identical red-hot passions for Quark. One of them is a clone of the other, but each claims the other one is the clone. They have a tendency to speak in perfect unison and have exactly the same thought at exactly the same time. Quark, when describing his crew, explains that he is "extremely fond" of Betty, but he is not sure which one.

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I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

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