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Kanye West replaced his teeth with diamonds so he can become the next Bond henchman. but they quit making bond movies.

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I heard there was a hot new fad in town, so I decided to jump aboard while the bandwagon was still around.

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the toilet bowl in flushing, new york

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Jiles Perry "J.P." Richardson Jr. (October 24, 1930 – February 3, 1959), known as The Big Bopper, was an American singer, songwriter and disc jockey. His best-known compositions include "Chantilly Lace" and "White Lightning", the latter of which became George Jones' first number one hit in 1959. Richardson was killed in an airplane crash in Clear Lake, Iowa, in 1959, along with fellow musicians Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens, and the pilot, Roger Peterson.[1] Contents 1 Early life 2 Career 2.1 Radio 2.2 Singer and songwriter 3 Personal life 4 Death 5 Compositions 5.1 Songwriting 6 Tributes 7 Book, film, and stage 8 References 9 Further reading 10 External links Early life J.P. Richardson was born in Sabine Pass, Texas, the oldest son of oil-field worker Jiles Perry Richardson (1905–1984) and his wife Elise (Stalsby) Richardson (1909–1983). They had two other sons, Cecil (1934–1989) and James (1932–2010). The family soon moved to Beaumont, Texas. Richardson graduated from Beaumont High School in 1947 and played on the "Royal Purple" American football team as a defensive lineman, wearing number 85.[2] Richardson later was a radio disc jockey while at Lamar College,[3] where he studied prelaw and was a member of the band and chorus. Career Radio Richardson worked part-time at Beaumont, Texas radio station KTRM (now KZZB). He was hired by the station full-time in 1949 and quit college. Richardson married Adrianne Joy Fryou on April 18, 1952, and their daughter Debra Joy was born in December 1953, soon after Richardson was promoted to supervisor of announcers at KTRM. In March 1955 he was drafted into the United States Army and did his basic training at Fort Ord, California. He spent the rest of his two-year service as a radar instructor at Fort Bliss in El Paso, Texas. Richardson returned to KTRM radio following his discharge as a corporal in March 1957, where he held down the "Dishwashers' Serenade" shift from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., Monday to Friday. One of the station's sponsors wanted Richardson for a new time slot, and suggested an idea for a show. Richardson had seen college students doing a dance called The Bop, and he decided to call himself "The Big Bopper". His new radio show ran from 3:00 to 6:00 p.m., and he soon became the station's program director. In May 1957 he broke the record for continuous on-air broadcasting by 8 minutes. He performed for a total of five days, two hours, and eight minutes from a remote setup in the lobby of the Jefferson Theatre in downtown Beaumont, playing 1,821 records[4] and taking showers during 5-minute newscasts.[3] Richardson is credited for creating the first music video in 1958, and recorded an early example himself.[4] Singer and songwriter Richardson, who played guitar, began his musical career as a songwriter. George Jones later recorded Richardson's "White Lightning", which became Jones's first No. 1 country hit in 1959 (#73 on the pop charts). Richardson also wrote "Running Bear" for Johnny Preston, his friend from Port Arthur, Texas. The inspiration for the song came from Richardson's childhood memory of the Sabine River, where he heard stories about Indian tribes. Preston's recording was not released until August 1959, six months after Richardson's death. The song became a No. 1 hit for three weeks in January 1960. The man who launched Richardson as a recording artist was Harold "Pappy" Daily from Houston. Daily was promotion director for Mercury and Starday Records and signed Richardson to Mercury. Richardson's first single, "Beggar to a King", had a country flavor, but failed to gain any chart action.

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HAMFATS is a crazy new game show coming this fall to CBS.

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Superman is allergic to salted popcorn, so he has to dump the popcorn all over the floor and use the bowl as a shit bucket. Lex Luthor's house is really really big, so big that not even Superman has time to speed over to the restroom. But the power of Superman's rectum shoots the diarrhea out so fast that the bowl breaks. Some of Superman's projectile shit gets on the scattered popcorn that is all over the floor. Lex Luthor's mother enters the room and thinks it's chocolate popcorn. So she takes off all her clothes and gets down on her hands and knees to eat the chocolate popcorn citing the 5 second rule. But Lex Luthor's mom is allergic to chocolate, so she picks up the broken pieces of the bowl and attempts to fit them back together on the floor, and then shits all over it. Lex Luthor is very upset that everyone is allergic to everything; and is even more sore that his new carpet is now a disaster. So Lex Luthor calls 1-800-STEEMER, for Stanley's Carpet Cleaning services.

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Imma go do me some flips.

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Sup Bitches, It's DaveTheRave Here. Aight. I'm Talking About Dat YTMND. THE Y-T-M-N-D! I Ain't Talkin' About Dat 4chan. Dat 4chan? Shiiit. People Be Talkin' About How It Was All.. 'NEW' And Sh*t. Well You Know What.. F*GGOTS

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Skinny Nancy Callahan looking for new ways to make money in Sin City

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max and new friends dance while ad revenue rolls along.avi

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Nothing can stop the painkiller.

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rejected concept for the new elmo toy.

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this ytmnd gets a grammy

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Jim Lehrer sings a great song about New Math, the math where every number is 30. And he makes the chalk dance telekinetically with the power of his piano with 30 keys.

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"LOL" "WHAT" DID THE "FART SAY TO THA IR" AND "THE ("PUCHLINE") IS BHATT"" AND VVOTED.

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He said he wanted to REDUCE the size of government. Now we're in Iran, New York can't keep its mass transit system running, and I got beaten by a cop. What an Indian(lol racism) giver.

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arnold explains his new policies for california.

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Humorous scene where a man is seen looking for his chariot that Hercules has stolen...while holding a hot dog...with the hot dog man chasing after him with his sauerkraut...

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Can't break his stride.

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A new discovery is made in the little town of Huntsville.

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footage from "Waking up in Vegas" video remix

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Part 4 in a 20 part series.

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Zeus destroys Jesus in the first battle of the new epic war.

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New KFC item

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david duchovny relapses

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