?Lord Faren |
B902875 |
(1.00) |
593 |
2013-08-21 |
description:
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lord Faren
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lord Faren
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lord Faren
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lord Faren
domain:
LordFaren
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?Lord, make me a rainbow; I'll shine down on ... |
chakrakhan |
(1.33) |
518 |
2013-04-17 |
description:
Noah and roses.
domain:
noahroses
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?It's-a me! THE DARK LORD. |
Cidpant |
(2.25) |
967 |
2013-03-26 |
description:
Let's-a go! TO HELL!
domain:
supersatanbros
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?The Elijah Wood Experience |
grzzed |
(1.00) |
1,260 |
2013-03-10 |
description:
Elijah Jordan Wood (born January 28, 1981) is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9, being nominated for several Young Artist Awards. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and its upcoming prequels The Hobbit films. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films such as Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street and Everything Is Illuminated.
Wood starred in the film Day Zero (2007) and provided the voice of the main character in the award-winning animated musical films Happy Feet and Happy Feet Two. Wood also voiced the lead as 9 in the Tim Burton-produced action/science fiction film 9. He played an American tourist turned vampire in Paris, je t'aime. In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. He did the voice acting for Spyro in the Legend of Spyro trilogy. Since 2011, Wood has been playing the role of Ryan in FX's dark comedy Wilfred. In 2012, he began voicing Beck in the animated series Tron: Uprising, and Sigma in the tenth season of the Rooster Teeth series Red vs. Blue.
domain:
tewe
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?proof Plankton isn't Muslim |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(3.00) |
781 |
2013-02-18 |
description:
Lord knows I've tried.
domain:
himmler
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?Low of Kigginism |
DreggenShad |
(2.00) |
275 |
2013-01-16 |
description:
KIGGIN! OUR LORD!
DOMINE KIGGIN
domain:
deathkiggin
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?progrium and bengrue battle royale |
egometry |
(1.00) |
620 |
2012-12-28 |
description:
@progrium and @bengrue locked in mortal combat. Dark Lord @terrycavanagh watches and is pleased!
Original: https://twitter.com/bengrue/status/284801299529224192/photo/1
domain:
progruemfight
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?Lord english |
freecie1 |
(1.25) |
531 |
2012-10-24 |
description:
How do you expect to outrun me
IF I'M ALREADY HERE?
domain:
lordenglish
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?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,099 |
2012-09-08 |
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
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?Is that legal? |
GaryGnu |
(3.76) |
4,067 |
2012-08-18 |
description:
My lord, is that legal?
domain:
itl
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?Lord Flashheart comments on a kiss |
RaceProUK |
(3.33) |
1,196 |
2012-08-15 |
description:
Lord Flashheart comments on a kiss
domain:
electriceel
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?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,210 |
2012-07-02 |
description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
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?Lord Monckton summons a British spirit |
woman |
(2.89) |
1,439 |
2012-06-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
aristocracy
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?Gollum is the Lord of Bilbo's Ring |
Wesyeed |
(1.00) |
1,487 |
2012-06-26 |
description:
Testing testing one two three
domain:
bilbogollum
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?TRUTHTMND: Lord Monckton owns David Icke |
woman |
(2.73) |
1,125 |
2012-06-17 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
reptilians
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?Lord Monckton stares into your soul... |
woman |
(3.33) |
1,303 |
2012-06-15 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
lordmonckton
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse becomes a drug lord in the p... |
letsago |
(3.13) |
1,799 |
2012-05-24 |
description:
partyy mouse decides to get rich by selling crack and other drugs to negroes
domain:
druglordmouse
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?Praise overlord Xenu |
oppoman |
(1.00) |
428 |
2012-05-12 |
description:
praise lord Xenu - Rick P.
domain:
rickperryxenupraise
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?Lord Raptor's music video |
hohohomer |
(4.00) |
892 |
2012-04-20 |
description:
Ruined forever.
domain:
lordraptor
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?Beheading the Deserter |
dirtyhandz |
(2.40) |
911 |
2012-03-30 |
description:
In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and warden of the North, sentence you to die.
domain:
beheadingthedeserter
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?Lord of the Sporks |
DarthWang |
(3.33) |
1,108 |
2012-03-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
sporked
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?(nsfw) chad warden overdoses on drugs and dies |
letsago |
(3.57) |
2,330 |
2012-03-20 |
description:
moon man is the lord of all ytmnd.m is for moon man.
domain:
chadwardenkilled
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?Lord Soth |
athenys |
(1.00) |
816 |
2012-02-10 |
description:
The Knight of the Black Rose (full name: Lord Loren Soth of Dargaard Keep), is a death knight and fallen Knight of Solamnia from the world of Krynn.
domain:
lordsoth
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?Is Tim Tebow God? |
zell8902 |
(2.50) |
2,239 |
2011-12-14 |
description:
The truly divine works of the Lord, Tim Tebow
domain:
istimtebowgod
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?(nsfw) Immaculate Hot Box |
Gerg |
(3.47) |
2,710 |
2011-11-03 |
description:
And unto them the Lord gave his only son, so that he may eat Doritos.
domain:
John420
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?Lord of the Ponies |
HyruleanHero1988 |
(4.00) |
3,408 |
2011-10-05 |
description:
Sephiroth controls the ponies
domain:
lordoftheponies
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?Have You Seen My Goats? |
SirKent |
(3.85) |
6,015 |
2011-09-24 |
description:
Oh Lord, have you seen my goats?
domain:
seenmygoats
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?I LIVE TO SERVE YOU LORD INGLIP |
inglip |
(1.00) |
483 |
2011-09-10 |
description:
I LIVE TO SERVE YOU LORD INGLIP
domain:
inglip
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?Lord of the "Rings" |
D-Mastuh |
(2.60) |
1,703 |
2011-08-25 |
description:
"Every Elf in the mood turns to Durex™"
domain:
LotC
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?Sith Lord Beginnings |
rapidmontamer |
(3.31) |
5,770 |
2011-08-11 |
description:
ZOOO GU-KA CHOOO!
domain:
sithlordbeginnings
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