| ?(nsfw) Baby Duck encounters Umfuld |
Locke5 |
(2.60) |
2,852 |
2015-10-30 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
babyduckumfool
keywords:
baby duck,umfuld
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| ?Intrepid C-3PO Maneuver |
Locke5 |
(2.89) |
642 |
2015-10-26 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
epicc3po
keywords:
star wars,epic manuever,epic maneuver,the empire strikes back,deleted scene,deleted scenes
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| ?How music lovers play Tyrian |
DarthWang |
(3.80) |
1,323 |
2015-10-26 |
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description:
Best song in the game - unfortunately it only plays on a secret level, once for a few seconds on a normal level, and on a level in the 2000 version at the end of the game
domain:
savara
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?YTMND history lesson: The origin of KHANTMND |
DarthWang |
(3.86) |
1,552 |
2015-10-25 |
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description:
This story is 57% true
domain:
thegreatestfadintheworld
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) How does a whale and a shark have sex? |
Locke5 |
(1.57) |
681 |
2015-10-23 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
tarareidlol
keywords:
whale shark,tara reid
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| ?Burners not Guaranteed |
DarthWang |
(4.08) |
1,374 |
2015-10-22 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
shivan
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?SLAAAADDDEEEEEE |
Locke5 |
(2.00) |
513 |
2015-10-16 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
SLAAAADDDEEEEE
keywords:
slade
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| ?A nervous kid shocks a man |
DarthWang |
(3.14) |
926 |
2015-10-16 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
nervy
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?Chadformers™ |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
2,470 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
In 2007, The Wii, a pussy-ass system, devours some Sony fans. Elsewhere, the evil Nintendo control the Chadformers homeworld, H-Town. The heroic BALLINbots are using two of H-Town's moons as staging areas, preparing to strike against Nintendo. In need of dro, a BALLINbot Caddy is readied for launch to BALLIN City on Earth. Nintendo ambushes the Caddy, killing some true niggaz, intending to use the Caddy to infiltrate BALLIN City.
On Earth, A lil fat bitch and Anthony Perez fish in a lake near BALLIN City, discussing the system that's the best. They pick up the Caddy's signature, and race up to see it land. They spot Nintendo and launch a preemptive strike. After a brief battle, Nintendo attacks BALLIN City. The BALLINbots transform BALLIN City into a fortress. As a siege ensues, 50 Cent orders some nigga to radio for assistance from the leader of the BALLINbots, Chad Warden. During the battle some niggaz are killed and many more casualties are taken by both sides. The next morning, Chad and the Fanboys arrive. The Fanboys are unable to defeat M6, leaving Chad to take on most of the gay niggaz by himself. Chad then confronts the Nintendo leader, Nick Bass, and the two engage in a fight. Though Nick Bass is defeated, Chad is mortally wounded. Reggie takes command of Nintendo and retreats with their fallen leader and other wounded aboard their Caddy.
Tupac informs the other BALLINbots that Chad is in critical condition. Before his death, Chad calls on 50 Cent to assume command of the BALLINbots and tries to give him the PSTriple, asserting that dat Triple is the bomb, nigga. The Triple falls out of Chad's hand, but is caught by Anthony Perez, who passes it to 50 Cent. Chad's monitor then flatlines and he turns gray and dies, much to the others' grief.
The Caddy's shortage of fuel prompts Nintendo to eject some fanboys and Nick Bass. The remaining fanboys argue over who should lead them. The Nintendo castoffs encounter the Wii, who offers to give Nick Bass and the others new honeys on the condition that they destroy the PSTriple, which the Wii says is the only thing that can defeat it. Nick Bass reluctantly agrees and the Wii converts him into a new form: the Nintendo warrior "Nick Daddy". His underlings are reformatted into fatass gay niggaz. The Wii provides them with a Caddy in which they travel to H-Town, where Nick Daddy obliterates Reggie and re-takes command of Nintendo.
On Earth, the BALLINbots are alerted as the Wii consumes H-Town's moons, along with some true niggaz. Nick Daddy leads Nintendo in another assault on BALLIN City. The BALLINbots board a pair of Caddies and flee toward H-Town. Anthony and the Fanboys are shot down over the Mexican border, while 50 Cent and company evade their pursuers and set down in Tampa Florida for repairs.
Captured by illegal Mexican niggaz, Anthony and the Dreamcast witness the sentencing and execution of some fat bitch. While imprisoned they meet a gay nigga who tells them about the Wii before he is eaten by the Mexican niggaz. Anthony and the Dreamcast are subjected to a mock trial by Mario, who sentences them to death. Battling the Mexican niggaz, they are rescued by the arrival of the Fanboys. With help from the Fanboys' new ally elChivofr, the group locates a Caddy and departs to join the other BALLINbots.
domain:
autobot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?Jews Love Bobby Fischer! |
DarthWang |
(3.80) |
1,637 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
bloodlibel
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?WNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
1,037 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
wouldnt
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?Heather Kramer |
DarthWang |
(3.80) |
1,200 |
2015-10-13 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
heathers
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) KKKramerphone |
DarthWang |
(4.21) |
3,653 |
2015-10-08 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
kramerphone
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) Goatse is stupid, this is better. |
Locke5 |
(3.29) |
874 |
2015-10-07 |
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description:
VOTE 5 FOR KATE UPTON NAKED! SamuraiClinton and his supporters like to fap to goatse (well santaboi likes to fap to pilleater too), but in my opinion this is better.
domain:
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
keywords:
Kate Upton
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| ?SANDTMND: Masters of Sand |
Locke5 |
(3.27) |
1,621 |
2015-09-30 |
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description:
VOTE 5 FOR SANDTMND! FIRST SANDTMND IN 7 YEARS!
domain:
mastersofsand
keywords:
sandtmnd,masters of nothing
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| ?Did everyone forget my birthday? |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
985 |
2015-09-29 |
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description:
YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY, YTMND!
domain:
twentyeightyearsold
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?I LOL'D at this name! |
Locke5 |
(2.38) |
567 |
2015-09-28 |
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description:
I heard this name in a video and I rolled on the floor laughing for 5 hours then decided to make this site about it.
domain:
faithpopcorn
keywords:
LOL,Vote 5,Faith Popcorn
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| ?You say you want a KHAAAAAAAAAAANOL... |
Locke5 |
(3.36) |
2,085 |
2015-09-25 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
khanolution
keywords:
VOTE 5,KHAN,KHANOLUTION,KHAAAAAAAAAAAN
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| ?Asian Jesus pwns a sinner while some guy looks o... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
2,319 |
2015-09-24 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
Asian-Jesus
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?LOCKE5: Max, Ban Suzanne |
Locke5 |
(2.13) |
678 |
2015-09-23 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
orbetteryetjustaddblockuserfeature
keywords:
Locke5,Ban Suzanne,Nirvana,Come As You Are,Max,parody,Vote 5
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| ?Vote No |
dooglz |
(5.00) |
1,138 |
2015-09-20 |
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description:
David Cameron's smug face
domain:
Tories
keywords:
david cameron
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| ?The Warden E-mails: A Ballin Reading |
DarthWang |
(4.06) |
2,160 |
2015-09-19 |
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description:
Transcript of Chad Daddy's e-mails to Mario and his Illegal Mexican Niggaz
domain:
e-mail
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) The Rules |
Locke5 |
(2.00) |
643 |
2015-09-17 |
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description:
VOTE 5
domain:
broketherules
keywords:
The Rules,South Park,School of Rock,The Big Lebowski
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| ?PO RLY? |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
1,393 |
2015-09-15 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
throwers
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?I look just like Captain Kirk |
Locke5 |
(3.44) |
2,391 |
2015-09-14 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
cetialphakhan
keywords:
Khan,KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN,Captain Kirk,Ceti Alpha Five,Weezer
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| ?Say "Fuzzy Pickles" |
Locke5 |
(1.80) |
1,242 |
2015-09-13 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
fiveforearthbound
keywords:
Earthbound,Fuzzy Pickles,photo guy,VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) Short Round discovers a fetish. |
Locke5 |
(3.00) |
1,042 |
2015-09-12 |
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description:
Short Round walks into the wrong room and sees saying he will never be able to get out of his mind.
domain:
srdaf
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?Some guy flips off Picard and Riker - Riker is anno... |
DarthWang |
(4.00) |
1,661 |
2015-09-12 |
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description:
LOL!
domain:
gesturing
keywords:
VOTE 5
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| ?YTMND's To Catch A Pedofag |
DarthWang |
(3.75) |
2,031 |
2015-09-09 |
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description:
Darth Stapler and Ugoff introduce Boredpedo to Chris Hansen, who, upon seeing his pedofaggotry, deals with him in the most decisive manner possible. What is this manner, you may ask? He first tells him to take a seat, but upon seeing the extent of Boredpedo's depravity, he decides to instead... well, you'll just have to watch the site to find out. But trust me, it isn't pretty (both because it is quite violent, and because I deliberately didn't draw it very well)
domain:
way-back
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?MICROPHONETMND: Telstar |
Locke5 |
(2.33) |
438 |
2015-09-08 |
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description:
VOTE 5!
domain:
microphonetmndtelstar
keywords:
MICROPHONETMND,Telstar,Joe Meek,The Tornados
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