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A flying dog. A super dog.

super-dog

superman,superdog,dog

tab tab tab tab tab

tabun

You're the man now dawg

pici

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

What if YTMND was invented in Soviet Russia...

rusytmnd

ytmnd,you're the man now dog

The WebMania

WebMania

Sean Connery,You're the man now dog,ytmnd,imdb,Ronald McDonald,LOL,Matlab 7, Dr.Billy V. Koen,Believe,Arnold,Patrick,Star Trek,John Luc Picard,Bombs,WTF

erm...attempt for new universe?...

PTKND

ytmnd,ptkfgs,you're the man now dog,punch the keys for god sake,punch the keys now dog

You're the man now Snoop Dog.

joint

joint,smoke,weed,everyday,snoop,dog,youre,your

lol oh felice

felicelilithfawn

felice fawn,tumblr

penis rich your face yea

doggestact

And who can say where the road goes, where the day flows? Only time. Who knows? Only time. Who knows? Only time.

itmighthavebeen

ytmnd,you're the man now dog

!derob yllaer eb tsum uoy ,siht ekil uoy fI .emal tsuj si sihT !esrever ni si gnihtyreve erehw ,esrevinu etanretla DNMTY txen ehT

eenwg

eenwg,ytmnd,you're,the,man,now,dog,god,won,nam,eht,er'uoy

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

tikkktokkk

moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight

NOT The original

ynotmnd

youre not the man now dog,yntmnd,ynotmnd,sean connery,finding forrester

Probably the only classic style YTMND I've ever fucking made.

ytmnsamus

ytmnd,metroid,samus

Vote ron paul 2012

Ronpaul4president

ron,paul,president,election,vote,ytmnd,the,man,you're,now,dog,rick,santorum,2012

the only exception being facebook

ontheinternetyourethemannowdog

peter steiner,ytmnd,sean connery

we'll find you and we'll kill you

excape

ytmnd,you're the man now dog,escape

You're the man now girl.

ytmnmh

n/a

morelikelythanyoublink

everybody,hates,cameron,lol,You're,The,Man,Now,Dog

I asked Dave Coulier, from Full House, to say "You're the man now, dog!" during a live chat.

DaveCoulier

Dave Coulier, Full House, YTMND, You're the man now dog

He's the dog now!

ytdnman

dog, now, man, dance, funny

You're a man now dog!

youreamandnowdog

bar mitzvah,you're,man,now,dog,jewish,celebrate,judaism

:-* I'll leave ytmnd community in the capable hands of darth-hipster, assburger uncircumcised NWO and johnny script kid lurg to kill the site.

darthhipsterNWOunicrcumcisedjohnnyscriptkidlurg

youre the dead site now dog

kid getting run down by annoyed Israeli settler.

totaloverkill

palestine, israel, settler, kid, rocks, run over, driver

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Sheen, now back at your man, now back to Sheen. Sadly, he isn’t Sheen, but if he stopped using ladies scented marijuana and switched to crack rock, he could smell like he’s Sheen. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a mansion with the Sheen your man could rant like. What’s in your hand, back at Sheen. He has it, it’s an oyster with two kilos of that thing you love (hard, hard drugs). Look again, the drugs are now hookers. Anything is possible when your man smells like Charlie Sheen and not a lady. I’m on a whore.

fromthegoodpeoplethatbroughtyouseaorg

Bored

SeanWoman

Sean Connery, You're the man now dog

SAY WHAAA!

say-whaaa

you're,the,man,now,dog,ax,animorphs

Distant relations between The Emperor Constantine and the great King Harkinian have been discovered. You're The Man Now, Mah Boi.

Undermysign

Mah, boi, king, harkinian, shit, constantine, emperor, this, sign, you're, the, man, now, relative

This was completely uncalled for.

YTMNCUF

YTMNCUF, You're, the, man, now, completely, uncalled, for, santa