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ARCADE FIRE LOL

LILBOYSWITHTHEPORNONONOTCHILDPORN

ARCADE FIRE, PORNO,ETC

They treat the wood so you can't start a fire.

Shrimptoast

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

This girl, she is on FIRE

thatgirlisonfire

that girl is on fire, ,girl,fire,funny,pyro,bar

Default Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we touch, when we kiss! Fire at the disco! Fire at the Taco Bell! Fire at the disco! Fire at the gates of hell!

riphiv

Fired flamed

suvenuy

tulio,miguel,dragonforce,el dorado,djangofett,mck,suvenuy,darth,maul

Arcade Fire

reflektor

reflektor, arcade fire

Shots fire

horsemanlolololol

Boat goes boom then burns burns burns, into that ring of fire.

SinkingBoat

Boat,Fire ,Crash,Water,Sports,Firemen,Ring of Fire,Boating,Watersports,Danger,Flames,Smoke,Fire,Engine,Sinking

Moon Man is awesome!

hothotheat

moon man,kkk,KKK

Just a fun thing that is suppose to convince and cause people to think about firealarms LOL. Send this to your friends to get a reaction like this 0_0

pullthefirealarms

fire,firealarm,alarm,fun,funny,red,hilarious,great,lol,friend

SLOMO

parakeetoffire

parakeet, vangelis ,chariots of fire,slow motion

I guarantee it.

Youmightnotlikethewayyoulook

men's warehouse,george zimmer,fired,2.0

The secret to Rocky's rage

ballsonfirewithdesire

#Fire

teknokumbia

texmexlynch

Happy Birthday, you're fired

happybirthdayyourefired

Happy Birthday, you're fired

rl hurrican kick

realhurricanekick

real,hurrican,fire kick

MOON MAN APPRECIATION MONTH - DAY 16

kindlefire

moon man,kkk,KKK

baby baby

fire-party

burn baby burn

Fire Kick

kack20

Careless Whisper

georgemichaelmarsh

careless whisper,george michael,fire extinguisher

fuck ryan

setfiretotherayn

shit son i'm type dunkin in this

niggadunk

dunk,chariots of fire,nigga,basketball,slam

THIS. CHRIS IS ON FIIIIIIRE

dorneronfire

Christopher Dorner, Dorner,Chris Dorner,Fire

Tyrion + Mumford and sons

littlelionman

Tyrion,Little Lion Man,Mumford and Sons,Game of Thrones,Song of Ice and Fire,Lannister

smells like moms making #YOLOSWAG NEDM

howtodeletecookies

syncs in fire-chrome

twisted firestarter

firestarter

prodigy,firestarter,hitchhiker,texas chainsaw massacre,fire,flame

Moon Man is fucking awesome.

youhavenoothertoilettouse

Moon Man,Moon,Man,Awesome,kkk,KKKhristmas,fire

Rikka plays Ocarina of Time for the first time.

downA

ocarina,rikka,zelda,bolero of fire,ocarina of time