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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KHAN'S WIFE WAS ACTUALLY MACGYVER

khangyver

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LOL it's a full version of a fake site from a parody fad compilation I made 15+ years ago

pointers

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BARON LASERS' VOICE SINGING THE PICARD SONG

aicover

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YTMND is held together with chewing gum and duct tape

thisplaceisfallingapartattheseams

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You mean Martians are gonna see my ugly mug on some kinda space TV?

unitas

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Ever wonder what happened to gr33np33n? PSA Guy and Chad Warden caught him and did this to him

saws

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Classic Murdarmachene site rescued from the Wayback Machine

marioluigianoregon

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Another entry in the YTMND History Lesson series, chronicling the time that NESer stopped the 4chan desu spammers with an epic ear rape site

neserstopschanraiders

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The Statue Of Lizardy

lizardy

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LOL I'M GETTING SO OLD THAT I'M STARTING TO FORGET MY OWN BIRTHDAY

thirtyeightyearsandonedayold

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Jonchter Carrymont enters the inner sanctum of the White House and prepares to do battle with the evil Buschcula... or does he?

vote5polandvania

castlevania, symphony of the night, sotn, poland, forgot poland, forgot poland army, grand coalition, 30 seconds, you just fell for the trap

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robotnixon

robot, nixon, vote

Testing Only

onlytesting

Don't View, Don't Vote, Don't Fav, Don't NSFW

Mcfly jumps over the fuckin' border after stealing Chawa's PSTriple but C-Wizzy is gonna run up on a nigga

thrice

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Most of the credit goes to gertbeef for the original. Also credits to woman for some of the ideas.

harmonize

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LOL!

retrospective

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LOL!

kling

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Introducing Moonhammed, the radical Islamic terrorist version of Moon Man

moonhammed

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Yeah I know it's the wrong order but I wanted to do this one next so I guess Koen used Matlab to hack the game so you can play the stages out of order lol

engineering

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iendebenmbemt

LOL!

scientifically

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Woman this is for you. Kill yourself.

Eatitwoman

ghostbusters,woman,vego,bustin

WHOS GONNA VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP?

electionday2016

moon man,KKK,Donald Trump

This is part of the Staplertown canon despite not having Darth Stapler in it

kazuohirai

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Even our famous YTMND icons are being hit hard...

employ

Chad,Warden,Coronavirus,Contest,Unemployed,Ballin,LOL!,VOTE 5

Get it, because "laid off" means fired

laid-off

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I was surprised that no one had ever made this into a YTMND before, so here you go

greendust

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see title

pclubedvote5

polend,poland,polnad,vote5,vote%,vote,five,fiev,votefive,pclub

LOL!

sings

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