| ?Are you retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman... |
NightmareMagma |
(3.92) |
4,954 |
2006-06-17 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
sharkbatman
keywords:
batman, i'm, the, god, damn, retard
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| ?Batman runs through town! |
LolzUltimateBarrelro |
(3.92) |
2,456 |
2006-06-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
batmansgottabomblol
keywords:
batman, bomberman, lol, funny, haha, bombs, running through town
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| ?Batman Comforts the Boy Wonder |
tricolor |
(3.92) |
2,383 |
2006-10-09 |
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description:
What's going on down there, Batman?
domain:
therethere
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| ?Hey God Warrior, who's your favorite DC ... |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
794 |
2020-07-13 |
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description:
Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League.
The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League.
ublication history
Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3]
Fictional character biography
The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son.
Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10]
The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.
domain:
uxas
keywords:
Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?(nsfw) Little Mac is a creepy bastard when it comes... |
TheNoooo |
(3.92) |
8,563 |
2005-10-13 |
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description:
Wasn't he looking for Doc Luis's (AKA n*gg*'s) wife?
domain:
littlemactowel
keywords:
Little Mac,Towel,Batman,Creepy Bastard,Gunther,Tra La La,Nigga Stole My Bike
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| ?Batman ualuealu IS Darth Vader (edited) |
Cryxibus |
(3.91) |
9,594 |
2006-01-11 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
batmanisvader
keywords:
vader, darth
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| ?BATMAN 13 of 100 |
BatmanYTMND |
(3.91) |
3,965 |
2012-04-17 |
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description:
batman
domain:
batman13
keywords:
Batman
|
| ?G-man mimics Batman |
grimfiend |
(3.91) |
6,727 |
2006-01-08 |
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description:
A little HL2 face poser fun mixed with some healthy YTMND plagerism.
domain:
Gmanualuea
keywords:
Gman, G-Man, ualuealuealeuale, batman, half life 2
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| ?Umfuld and Tile |
BeanieAdult |
(3.91) |
1,639 |
2009-10-13 |
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description:
Not much heroic here
domain:
umguldtilegay
keywords:
batman,robin,tile,umfuld,gay,rainbow,1'd,homo
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| ?Batman Has A Rubber Glove Suit |
roryrattlehead |
(3.91) |
1,619 |
2010-06-14 |
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description:
pffffffft, i dunno
domain:
batmanglove
keywords:
batman dark knight
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| ?1920's Batman is tarding out |
Uusilehto |
(3.91) |
14,432 |
2005-12-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
batman1920
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| ?Adam West finally snapped. |
CausticArmadillo |
(3.91) |
4,762 |
2007-02-10 |
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description:
Read Batman: The Killing Joke.
domain:
killingualue
keywords:
batman killing joke
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| ?Picard Explains How Batman Won |
airbud |
(3.91) |
18,441 |
2005-11-07 |
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description:
Quite hypnotic.
domain:
picardsayshejustkepttarding
keywords:
picard, batman, ule, talking, unbroke, long, sentence, moving, topic, from, to, quite, hypnotic
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| ?Is it batman who I have the people chase? (dew ar... |
pinknuggit |
(3.91) |
4,456 |
2006-08-27 |
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description:
batman dew army
domain:
batmanchase
keywords:
batman dew army
|
|
|
| ?(nsfw) Ask Moon Man 1 - Blind Niggers |
ThatDude |
(3.90) |
2,632 |
2009-07-28 |
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description:
Moon Man answers fan mail from FowerSoapReturns
domain:
raycharlesblindlol
keywords:
KKK, Blind, N*gg*r, Batman, Moon, Man, Dead, Pig, Marvel, Zombies, Zero, Suit, Samus
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| ?BATMAN 30 of 100 |
BatmanYTMND |
(3.90) |
2,081 |
2013-02-12 |
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description:
.
domain:
batman030
keywords:
Batman
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| ?(nsfw) Batbale taps it |
TjenTang |
(3.90) |
6,272 |
2006-05-06 |
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description:
He's my friend and a whole lot more...
domain:
Batbaletapsit
keywords:
Batman, Bale, Batbale taps it
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| ?Superman & Supergirl cousin lovin? |
WilberP |
(3.90) |
22,172 |
2005-08-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
supercousinlovin
keywords:
superman, batman, redneck, cousin, cotton eye joe, love
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| ?Goku Is Ridin' Spinnaz |
stewie274 |
(3.90) |
7,995 |
2005-11-10 |
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description:
The picture speaks for itself.
domain:
gokuridinspinnaz
keywords:
riding, ridin, rigin', spinners, spinnas, spinnaz, spin, nigga, Goku, is, flyinf, DBZ, dragon, ball, z, picard, batman, blue, ball, factory, halo
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| ?fat retard kid ends batman (fixed size) |
kyu-shi |
(3.90) |
14,799 |
2006-03-13 |
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description:
fat kid ends batman, fixed it.
domain:
fakidendsbatman
keywords:
fat, kid, retard, bat, batman, bat man, ends
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| ?DC Direct Batman>> Mattel Batman |
zodtgr8 |
(3.90) |
2,735 |
2006-07-18 |
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description:
This is what happens on a Sunday Afternoon when left to my own devices...
Batman gets Hungry
domain:
dcdpwns
keywords:
Batman, Comics, Eat, Cannibal, Keaton, Bale, Lee, Ross, Lego
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| ?Batplay |
palewook |
(3.90) |
3,708 |
2006-08-30 |
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description:
Batman shows Robin what foreplay is.
domain:
batplay
keywords:
Batman, robin, foreplay, youtube, series
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| ?Bruce Wayne gets attention |
DrWario87 |
(3.90) |
2,041 |
2008-01-14 |
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description:
*thwomp*
domain:
wayneattention
keywords:
here i am, bruce wayne, thwomp, dramatic, batman
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| ?BATMAN DARK KNIGHT ENDING -- SPOILER!!! |
derubermax |
(3.90) |
6,737 |
2008-07-19 |
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description:
Spoiler Alert!
domain:
brucelovesdick
keywords:
batman, joker, gotham, dark, knight
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| ?The Joker isn't pleased. |
therealjsin |
(3.90) |
1,985 |
2010-09-28 |
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description:
Cat stole The Joker's balloons.
domain:
stolemyballoons
keywords:
Joker, Batman, Cat, Kitty, Stole, Balloons
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| ?BATMAN 8 0f 100 |
shizzle5150 |
(3.90) |
2,008 |
2012-04-06 |
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description:
Batman 8
domain:
batman8
keywords:
alts,ATE,Carmine,Cancer,everything that is wrong with YTMND
|
| ?(nsfw) bad news for batman |
verscharren |
(3.90) |
4,785 |
2007-11-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
batskeet
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| ?Christian Bale takes on Superman |
MediocreMarvel |
(3.90) |
27,816 |
2008-07-18 |
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description:
riding the wave of bat-hype
domain:
wonderwomanhatesepilepsyjokes
keywords:
Batman, Superman, Christian Bale, F*ggy Short Film, Dark Knight, Effort
|
| ?Actually, Batman Didn't Foget Poland |
orange-owns |
(3.89) |
2,041 |
2006-09-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
batmanpoland
keywords:
batman poland,poland,batman
|
| ?Batman vs. Viagra |
notabook |
(3.89) |
2,827 |
2007-02-12 |
|
description:
Batman takes Viagra... hilarity ensues.
domain:
easydick
keywords:
Viagra, Batman, Animated, Dick
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