?Where did your life go so wrong? |
InsaneFox |
(3.95) |
3,445 |
2007-10-15 |
description:
Okay seriously, I'm not going to do any more requests.
I'm going to bed. If you want to know how to extract the files from your own Portal game, which you SHOULD have bought already, you lazy bastards, then mail me and I'll help you out. It's not too t
domain:
thatshowdumbyousound
keywords:
glados, portal, you, dumb, cake
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?Lefou is disturbed by Gaston |
DrLipshitz |
(2.71) |
3,450 |
2007-08-08 |
description:
You don't know how much!
domain:
gastondisturbslefou
keywords:
Lefou,Gaston,Beauty and the Beast,Belle,Rape,Disturbing,Disturbed,Ass Rape
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?Superman DVD |
Astraea |
(3.10) |
3,472 |
2006-11-28 |
description:
How will I know when the Superman Returns DVD is out?
domain:
supermandvd
keywords:
superman, myspace
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?MacGyver Rave! |
phils314 |
(3.52) |
3,499 |
2006-06-28 |
description:
This is my first serious YTMND. I'd appreciate any suggestions you have on how I can improve. Please let me know if the images sync correctly with the music. Enjoy!
domain:
macgyverrave
keywords:
macgyver, dj sharpnel, sharpnel, rave, ghey
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?Do you know how much I've sacrificed? |
blah235 |
(1.31) |
3,531 |
2005-10-06 |
description:
Do you know how much I've sacrificed?
domain:
youknowsacrifice
keywords:
green goblin, normin ozborn, spider-man, spiderman, ytmnd, you're the man now dog, movie, classic ytmnd,
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?HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES ... |
HeatherChandler |
(3.06) |
3,532 |
2007-08-10 |
description:
THIS IS A BEAR AT THE AKRON ZOO WE GIVE HIM APPLES IN AN ICEBLOCK WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?
domain:
HOWDOESABEARKNOWWHATAPPLESIS
keywords:
4CHAN
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?What's that? Pwned! |
xmastermindx |
(3.00) |
3,568 |
2005-08-17 |
description:
XD
Pwnt!
No, I will not share. It's instant ban, and I don't know how to avoid banning.
domain:
maplehack
keywords:
maple story, ms hacks, hacks, gaming, MMORPG hacks
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?The Unfunny Truth about DHMO |
AgentParsec |
(3.91) |
3,582 |
2006-10-02 |
description:
All info from here: http://www.snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp (And yes, I know I know. Just want to see how many other people know...)
domain:
dhmo
keywords:
dhmo,unfunny,truth,dihydrogen,monoxide
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?Party on Lake Superior |
ianpanz |
(3.00) |
3,584 |
2011-03-19 |
description:
Lake Superior really knows how to party
domain:
barbarafitzgerald
keywords:
Edmund, Fitzgerald, Superior, Duck Sauce, Barbara
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?Lose Weight Like Mary Kate |
GaussGangsta |
(2.10) |
3,600 |
2005-08-02 |
description:
Jared is a fool. Mary Kate knows how to get thin.
domain:
anorexic
keywords:
Jared, Olson Twins, Olson, Mary Kate, mary, mary-kate, ashley, Puke, Murloc, Throw Up, Anorexia, Anorexic, Bulemia, Bulemic, Diet, Jared, Subway
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?Picard knows how to work it |
Chewybiteems |
(3.36) |
3,624 |
2006-01-08 |
description:
This one time, I headbutted my dog so hard that he screamed
domain:
picardpartieshard
keywords:
picard, rave, party, hard, your mother
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?How NOT to run an online business |
houseofcards |
(4.05) |
3,627 |
2009-02-25 |
description:
These guys do not know how the online business world works... They'll be bankrupt in a matter of days, I know it.
domain:
ecommerce
keywords:
e-commerce, business, internet, internets, recession
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?Medoc knows how to dance tektonik |
clam2 |
(2.60) |
3,633 |
2008-03-11 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
medoctektonik
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?Nye Knows How We Do |
CAPSLOCK |
(3.88) |
3,634 |
2006-04-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
gameftnye
keywords:
Bill Nye, Nye, Game, The Game, 50 Cent, Science Rules, Science
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?There's food around the corner |
Crymsin |
(2.87) |
3,654 |
2006-04-25 |
description:
This's the first pic I made in photoshop so I don't need any reminders of how it sucks. I know it does.
domain:
roundcorner
keywords:
starving child, nigga, being a dick is fun
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?Japs create a 'female' android |
RuthLoose |
(2.50) |
3,656 |
2005-07-29 |
description:
Something I made with Audacity and MS Paint! Those Japs sure do know how to have a swell time.
domain:
paranoidandroid
keywords:
Japan, Japanese, robots, anime, bukkake, android
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?UBER HAX (Gundam fails at teamwork) |
Matsuringo |
(3.07) |
3,693 |
2005-12-13 |
description:
Don't even bother with the bad comments, i know how much it sucks
domain:
gundamhax
keywords:
uber hax, fail, gundam
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?Starscream on a rampage!!! |
tryin2getS00d |
(2.14) |
3,732 |
2007-07-31 |
description:
Two autobots walk into a bar. One transforms into a deck of cards and starts playing with himself. heh, I don't know how to tell that one...
domain:
starscreamrampage
keywords:
starscream,rampage,decepticons,hindenburg,barf,die
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?Little japanese girl belts out a face melter |
jpopweasel |
(3.17) |
3,733 |
2006-09-22 |
description:
little japanese girls really know how to sing.
domain:
momokomeltsyourface
keywords:
face melter, belts, berryz, momoko, japanese, japanese girl,
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?Part i - Fun Beats (Epic Mix Times) (I just got FL Stu... |
barf |
(3.62) |
3,736 |
2007-09-13 |
description:
i is the square root of negative one, an imaginary number. And since I only like math and science with practical applications, you can bet your *ss I love imaginary numbers!
domain:
gogogogogogogogogogogo
keywords:
LOL!, epic beatz, fun times mix, circle jerk that has only two members and is thus technically a linear jerk
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?Goonies gets rated on Smackdown! |
Sluys |
(3.62) |
3,760 |
2006-02-17 |
description:
My first YTMND. Possibly a fad? It's not great, I don't know how to edit sound yet.
domain:
datainsuspense
keywords:
Data, Suspense, Noob, Waiting, Still waiting, Goonies, WWE, Wrestling, Smackdown, Thumbs up, Thumbs down
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?What is a tasty burger? |
jvice152 |
(2.04) |
3,764 |
2005-06-24 |
description:
my first ever... if someone can tell me how to make it run smoother comment or email at jvice152@gmail.com please :)
i know its a fad but its too good to turn down
domain:
whatisatastyburger
keywords:
tasty,burger, what is,
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?O rly's secret fashion show |
Tabby |
(3.81) |
3,775 |
2006-02-23 |
description:
That O rly knows how to work it out! :P Along Ya rly, srsly etc etc
domain:
orlyfashionshow
keywords:
o rly secret fashion show ya rly srsly
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?The Citroen C4 works it. |
netsurfer-x1 |
(3.60) |
3,787 |
2006-05-06 |
description:
The Citroen C4 knows how to work it!
domain:
citroenc4worksit
keywords:
Citroen C4, Citroen, C4, works it, works, it, dancing, dance, transformer, transforming
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?Mina Mongoose's Myspace Suicide |
SonicSezNoGood |
(3.00) |
3,787 |
2006-10-08 |
description:
Poor Mina. This is from issue 123 of the Sonic Archie comics where Mina sees her crush, Sonic, fall for Sally Acorn. THis is my first YTMND. I didn't know how to save the Wavs, so I recored and clipped it, so exuse the poor quality.
domain:
YouBrokeMinasHeart
keywords:
Mina Mongoose Sonic Sega Archie You Broke My Life
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?Commies know how to party! |
donn |
(3.29) |
3,794 |
2006-04-17 |
description:
I know Gogol Bordello is a gypsy, not a communist, but it fits.
domain:
commiesparty
keywords:
gogol bordello, googol bordello, google bordello, gypsy, communist, communists, commy, commys, commies, commie, commie party, communist party, communists party, commy party, commys party, commies party
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?Sparta Defeats Truman! |
lpgunit |
(3.67) |
3,945 |
2008-01-12 |
description:
I know there are a lot of Sparta pics out there, but how come they never made fun of former president Harry Truman?
domain:
spartaversustruman
keywords:
harry truman, this is sparta, sparta, 300, leonidas, film, spartans
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?Mint Julep Is A Drink, Bitches |
MrStump |
(3.72) |
3,946 |
2007-12-26 |
description:
I posted this and then deleted it because I was like "They don't get it.". But then I realized I missed it and wish I hadn't. Then I realized that if I reposted it, then it would get downvoted. Then I realized "Like I give a s
domain:
forREALdog
keywords:
You know how to make a really good Julep?
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?(nsfw) Get on my level. |
AliveDrive |
(2.00) |
3,956 |
2013-02-08 |
description:
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black stripe, yellow paint
Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't
Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face
Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake
Suede insides, my engine roarin'
It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it
And I got the petal to the metal
Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level
Hear them haters talk
But there's nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million
Got another million on my schedule
No love for a nigga breakin' hearts
No keys, push to start
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Got a call from my jeweler, this just in
Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends
Not a lesbian, but she a freak though
This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho
I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds
So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is
Got a pocketful of big faces
Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Stay high like how I'm supposed to do
That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you
And my car look unapproachable
Super clean but it's super mean
She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks
Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap
I let her get high, she want and she feel that
Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
You already know what it is, man
And if you don't, you should by now
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Everything I do, I do it big
Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin'
When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin' my town when you see me
You know everything
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from the whip
To my diamonds I'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
domain:
goml
keywords:
Wiz,Khalifa,Level
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?Sandler calls customer service |
fearcondom |
(3.98) |
3,989 |
2007-02-10 |
description:
philip seymour hoffman knows how to deal with persistent customers
domain:
shutshutup
keywords:
shut up
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