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And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

gtbtp

so this site isn't dead?

fredjones

fred,fred,jones,scooby,doo

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

VOTE 5

Not one word bout what we done now. What we did was a secret thing. What lives in the ground beyond dat cemetary ain't human sometimes dead is better.

sometimesdeadisbetter

NEDM,Pet Semetary,halloween,scary

NEEDZ MOAR EAR RA3P

slideguitar

slide guitar,crazy dave tape,ytmnd is dead,ear rape

Yo She Bitch!

AshvsPazuzu

Ash vs Pazuzu, Exorcist, Ash vs Evil Dead,Ash

Halloween's coming up fast! Lets see some spooky ytmnds! A booooooo

castlemax

max,ytmnd is dead,halloween

RIP 2001-2016 YTMND WILL SHUT DOWN SOON

dead2016

YTMND

BAN ALL THE USERS

kack1002

YTMND,IS,DEAD

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itsallovernowytmnd

What else is there?

wafflesandpussy

waffles,pussy,maron

One of the biggest spoilers in the series to date, I warned you.

twdspoileralert

spoiler,the walking dead,twd,rick

Jackie's dog died from overheating in the Arizona heat

RIPjackiesDog

this website is dead and is too political fuck everything

nooneunderstandsme

korn

unbeelievable

beehave

bees,dead bee,bee puns,puns

ytmnd may be dead, but scottiepimpin is living the life. Happy birthday man.

scottiepimpin27

nba draft,sixers,scottiepimpin

Why YTMND is dead.... meet your meat murderer.

JohnnyLurged

I will not create keywords for a site that will be alt downvoted by an army of lurgs alts. ,This has to be said

He's dead.

greatestdead

Muhammad Ali,Lando,old meme

The Dead make Manuel energetic

manuellikethedead

catchy,grateful dead,fawlty towers

Goodnight Sweet, uh, Prince

ripprince

Prince,Dead,Delirious,tribute,1999,funky_penguin.gif,Star Syndicate,SS,Pop Rock,Blues,Blues Rock

princeisdead

princeisdead

Dead Pope and Creed = Perfection

deadpopecreed

dead,pope,creed,dead pope

Sorry If I made this late

RIPNintendodude

rip,saturo iwata,nintendo,super mario 64,dead

Death dances to fitting music

beyoncedeath

meme,madcatlady,death,grim reaper,die,kill,funny,dead,skeleton ,great,beyonce,all the single ladies

I got a new 64bit laptop with Windows10 and I'm having compatibility issues trying to install my cracked version of ImageReady7 so you get reposts until I learn something else or more likely never make a gif again because this place is dead and everyone is leaving anyway.

PHBBBT

wewgas

when I was in New York last May, keatonkeaton999 told me that it's not very good for site owners to make their website look like it hasn't been touched in a long time, which is exactly how ytmnd.com looks right now, so I think you should at least make a new news post that at least has a 2016 post date, even if all you write is "penis" or something.

SalutationsBuds

dead gay website

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

ramen,filthyfranktv

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

CAUSE SO MUCH CHAOS ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE ABLE TO BRING IT BACK FROM THE DEAD.

professionalgreifers

memecore,death grips,deadmau5,shitpost,gerard way,ytmnd

abe vigoda the actor just died yesterday the 26th of January .he will be missed

vigodadead

abe vigoda dead actor the godfather barney miller