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flubber

arnold schwarzenegger,michael cera,space pirates

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make-sure-this-makes-the-up-and-coming-you-fucking-faggots

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

All my wants and desires for ytmnd wrapped up in one site

talkingmantomanwithmax

Max,Invisible man,Bugs,Features,Claude Rains,1933

butter batter

butteredtoast

butter

What if... You somehow forgot to sync the sound properly on Audacity and somehow end up with a crappy, misaligned fad? Wanna correct the problem while creating your fad? Don't wanna let an idea you worked for hours to the stinky trash can? Re-make the synchronizer, for god's sake!

synchronizethesoundsfor2014

sync,synchronize,synchronization,recreate,ytmnd

Professor David Hulk loads his Atari Computer so he can play with balls

abc-programming

tourn up the radio,i missed the deadline,got to get me some votes

inigo dances to woody woody

woodywoody

inigo,diablo,twitch

Mr. K from Shin Chan dresses up as kappa.

countonthatfurryconvention

Shin Chan,furry convention,furry,fursuit,kappa

This is a scene of a Red Panda, pushing his limit.

Redpanpush

red panda,push it to the limit,scarface,limit,push it,pull up,rings,panda,work

From Carlos Alberto beloved tv show A prassa e nossa.

Cazalbe

Cazalbe A prassa e nossa Goonies Patrick Stewart Carlos Alberto Risada lol meme brazil brasil tv show humon comedy stand up gay red neck wtf boom

Get Up Offa That Thing

GUOTT

umrekt

gyujik

When you fight the first boss of Contra: Shattered Soldier and blow its head off, it turns around and reveals a literal ass face. It's a bit disgusting, honestly.

goddamnassface

Contra,Contra: Shattered Soldier,turtle,ass,face,Contra III,Contra III: The Alien Wars

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

moon man,eric dollard

omaba site

p0lend

pole,lend

dat money-hat, miss him to death

askaakhewouldknow

just remove yr passwords and put it up who cares

badwebsite

Straight Males shown a picture of a boy dressed up as a girl and ask whether they think she's hot without knowing it's actually a boy

GAAAAAYYYYYY

trans Gender

A good reason not to go marching up and down the square.

learningthepiano

monty python,michael palin,meaning of life

fattening up the old joke muscle

backinthegamenow

I was going to enter this into the T5 thing but I never actually signed up and did not make the deadline. At any rate, I was always going to remake this site anyway because, while the original audio does sound more creepy it is also a lot harder to understand. http://scp-426.ytmnd.com/

SCP462

SCP-426,SCP,Horror,Toaster,Toast

There is nothing more metal than a cowboy monkey on a dog, fixin' to lasso up a goat.

monkeybuckaroo

monkey,pantera,dog,bowlero,hell,cowboy,buckaroo

we have observed a significant growth in profit

goodchoicesdotcom

keep up the good marketing work

T5 is the fifth Terminator movie by James Carmen

apple-lion-says

this is a contest

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T5

A follow-up to http://noclip.ytmnd.com/

pizzacut

pizza

idk

sdopfw

Don't give up on our bittersweet love affair with the ledge.

tpp-ledge

TPP,Twitch,Pokémon,,Pokemon,Anarchy,Democracy,Ledge,Love,Bittersweet,Feel

Mambo babyyyyyy

Scatmambomix

Scatman,John,Mambo