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This is what you need to do when you're in mortal sin but have no confession options available.

atonement

contrition,confession

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

mgs2

VOTE 5

It's batman and robin headbanging to What Is Love.

batislovebatislife

Turndown for what?

turndown

Vote 5, please.

needles

YTMND

WHAT IS BILL

whatisbill

The Office Spaced. A Steve Carrell/Simon Pegg mash-up.

thebookofmilton

stapler,what of it

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

hankhillturndownforwhat

hank hill,turn down for what

It does what it says on the tin.

detonatorpriest

what loser.....

markceshleman

Long abbreviation is long.

neverendingytmndrowdyroddypiperfargument

NWDYTYFBITAMASHHBB,ytmnd,alternate,universe,What's with the long abbreviation for these new fads?,alternate ytmnd,The Goonies,Rowdy Roddy Piper,Now why don't you take your face back inside there and make a suitcase haha bye bye

what time is it?

imsorryiasked

what,time,is,it

What an eccentric performance.

rowdyroddypiper

Rowdy Roddy Piper,Now why don't you take your face back inside there and make a suitcase haha bye bye,Goonies R Good Enough,NWDYTYFBITAMASHHBB,What do you s'pose that means?

i take what the fuck i want.

ilistentogrindcorewhileigrindcoreonrunescape

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

Hank Hill's version of Turn Down For What.

turndownforwhat

DJ Snake,Hank Hill,Propane,Turn Down For What

I like seeing the part where he gets hurt.

Boathurtme

haddaway,what is love,don't hurt me,boat,speedboat,accident,crash

？

rt6ghyuj

I know, I know, I am a lazy pussy

youtmnd

ytmnd,feature,not a bug

What if... You somehow forgot to sync the sound properly on Audacity and somehow end up with a crappy, misaligned fad? Wanna correct the problem while creating your fad? Don't wanna let an idea you worked for hours to the stinky trash can? Re-make the synchronizer, for god's sake!

synchronizethesoundsfor2014

sync,synchronize,synchronization,recreate,ytmnd

YTMND will be popular again

jokingly

contest

The dragons are not what they seem

twinthrones

game of thrones,,twin peaks

№

dtrfyhuj

№

This taunt deserves to be infinite.

whatjohn

whitest kids u know,wkuk,abe,john wilkes booth,abraham lincoln,what

FSU mascot looks like he's singing a 4 Non Blondes song.

oohohheyayaya

Seminoles, ,FSU,Four non blondes,Heman

Jonathan the zombie repeats what he heard on the news one night.

jonathanthepussyfucker

WHAT THE FUCK ROMANIA

worldstarromania

Romania,,wtf,old people,granny,spin me round,spin granny

lol

philmine

breakfast not tiffany's

"What, are you doing in my swamp?"

ShrekIsOurSaviour

shrek,Shrek,Swamp,what,a,re,you,doing,in,my,swamp,ogre,all ogre,moo,Shrek is love,Shrek is life,Shrek is love Shrek is life