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See, this is why we can have nice things. I come back, nobody uses this site, so I have a place to tile images of Olivia Wilde bouncing her tits on my second screen. If you are an Android developer, and you make this a Live Wallpaper, you agree to give me all your assets right fucking now.

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dekoscitoin

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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

erhgerhy

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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

would you still love me if i wore a bugs bunny suit and then rammed a steel dildo up your butt?

wouldyoustilllovemeifiworeabugsbunnysuitandthenrammedasteeldildo

would you still love me if i wore a bugs bunny suit and then rammed a steel dildo up your butt? goofy movie pilleater

The domain you choose will be the address at which your site will be available. Choosing "testing" will result in a site available at http://testing.ytmnd.com/.

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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

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asdfasdfasdf,asdf,belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

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There's some song up on P2P by Johnny Rebel called "Ship Those N*gg*rs Back" In some versions of the file, Johnny Cash is considered the artist. I don't know if he did or did not have anything to do with this song but im just doi

sum-dead-musician

Johnny Cash Racist N*gg*r Rebel

Every night in my raids I see you, I heal you That is how I know you, go on Far across the instance with minor ms, between us You have come to show you, go on heal, bark, wherever you are I believe that the earthshield does, go on Once more, your corpse hits the floor And you're here in my deathlog and my deathlog will go on and on Buffs can touch just one time And last for a 1hours time And never let go till we're gone Love was when I barked you More than one time, I saved you In my life we'll always go on once, more, your corpse hits the floor I believe that the earthshield does go on Once more i cast stampeding roar And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, this songs kinda queer And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay, yeah this is kinda gay but you're safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on

ripRX

This is how you know the end of the world is coming.

nextcomeslocusts

video, game, brady, bunch, king, fighters, gamespot, end, world

This n*gg* stole mj's bike. Hopefully he doesnt get molested. But i dont know if mj likes the dark meat, you know what im sayin. Watch as mjs tries to get to the n*gg* that stole mjs bike.

niggastolemjsbike

michael jackson, nigga stole my bike, nigga, mj

How Barry knows what to do

fundoll66

Arrested Development, Ask Jeeves, Barry Zuckerkorn, Michael Bluth, Alter Egos

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SMARTESTEHINTERNET

bill is a homo

youwannaknowhowiknowimgay

you wanna know how i know you are gay

kim kardashian under blankets, trying to know if it's ever possible to really change

somuchformiraclecures

Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

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Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub

the red dot as in a period. if you know what i mean ;) so hop on the lollercoaster, and just on the roflcopter kiddies :^))

reddot

the guy from modest mouse mollest sheep if you saw the float on music thing you would know this just like franze ferdenan has a fetish for robots

modestmousemoletsheep

sheep,mouse,modestmouse

Apple spent 4 years and who knows how much on R&D on making its new iPhone, but it couldn't spend 5 seconds to search "iPhone" on Google first.

applefail

Apple iPhone fail

About time too. I don't know what you're doing here if you didn't specifically enter the keywords, but you surely have better things to do than hate on this if you did, as you must have.

onoeshernanomachines

chan, mai, meme, o, noes, tokiha

This is a tribute to Mr. Gruff, the atheist goat who loves coffee more than he loves God. If atheists know all the answers, how come they're always so sad?

gruff

Mr. Gruff, atheist, goat, coffee, God, Jesus

Monty Python's summarise Proust competition features this soundbyte. It applies quite generally to all fails on this site and on the Internet at large, maybe in all our lives. I suppose I could kill myself, only then I'd miss the lulz as it were, and yet I wouldn't care much if I were dead, however the trolls need someone to annoy I'm sure.

startagain

Monty Python,Start Again,Fail

So what if The Expendables 3 flopped at #4 at the box office? So what if it got bad reviews? And so what if the movie was rated PG-13 or if the movie was leaked on the Internet before its release in theaters? I'm at least glad the movie still managed to defeat The Giver.

expendablesvsgiver

The Expendables,The Expendables 3,The Giver,action movies never die,PG-13,piracy,Ace Combat

The man you recall on the call has been seated before you ---- The problem with the man [was] that he was suddenly employed as I in the labratory. ---- and so influenced to do the same as I. You're right as you will remain but if you read all the notes you'll know I bring him the joy of creation.

steamtfu

spooky,scary,skeletons

Seems like there actually will be a static shock tv show on the horizon, so I guess the big dogs at WB are watching what I'm doing and taking notes? Lord knows, I'd star as static if they wanted me too that's for sure...

STATICSHOCKTIME

static, shock,me,being,awesome

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