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Name: Mary Hard , Age: 34 , Height: 5'6" (172 CM) , Weight: 165 lbs , Hair Color: Brown , Eye Color: Green , Cup Size: H , Hobbies: Clothes Shopping & Dressing Up Bella , About: Mary has been single for the past eighteen years of her life after she was heart broken at a young age by her first love, Amanda Long. She gave birth to two of Amanda's children. One while they were dating and one after a one night stand with Amanda a year later. However, she never let Amanda know about either pregnancy and raised the two girls on her own. , Sex Life: Until she met Bella, Mary had not had sex since her second child was conceived. She spent her time while single fantasizing about being with barely legal futanari teens. Mary's biggest turn on is the feeling of a small, soft cock growing hard in her mouth. Her second greatest fantasy would be getting ass fucked by a futanari girl with an incredibly large dick. Her other interests include role-playing, golden showers, and cuckold. , Misc: Mary has been very insecure about the size of her penis and foreskin as well as her enlarged clitoris for her whole life. , Flaccid Penis Size L: 8 inches (21 CM) , Flaccid Penis Size G: 8.6 inches (22 CM) , Erect Penis Size L: 12.2 inches (32 CM) , Erect Penis Size G: 11 inches (29 CM) , Semen Output: Average 80 OZ . PLAYFUTA (MARCH 2000)

MaryHard

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Perpetually 19, female, spotted hyena demisexual, poly, immature & rebelious . From: Arkansas, Ozarks . Works at her uncle's farm on the weekends . Lives in a run down mobile home park with her helicopter parents . Very very subtle country accent . Stinky & hairy, bathes like once a week, prefers a dip in a river or a hose rinse . Loves roller skating, ice cream and hates country music . Worn out stuffy work overalls (hotbox for the coochie) . No underwear . Dirty 10 year old sneakers . Weird relationship with her cousin she doesn't like to talk about . Fucks most of her friends . Calls her pseudo-penis her "pistil" gets upset when people call it anything else . Has trouble loving just one person . Dropped out of Highschool in 10th grade .

HibiscusBlossom

Aromatic Hyena,Aromatic,Aroma,Hyena,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,666,66,69,98,99,999,777,77,555,55,50,333,33,121,111,11,420,20,42,44,444,888,88,82,720,180,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,),(,_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',:,;,'',?,/,>,.,WWW,W,L,GG,CC,CD,DC,ABC,AB,XYZ,XY,XX,DD,U,Skanda,Ozarks,Ozarks,Arkansas,19,Female,Demisexual,Sexual,Demi,Sexy,Hairy,Hair,Poly,10,100,1000

An unkind friend forced Tomoya ( Main character - Voiced BY Ooyama Chiroru ) to wear girls' clothes, then " SHE " was penetrated . It aroused a hidden feeling inside . . . ( Note : Josou = Cross-Dressing )

Josou

Nighthawk,Night,Hawk,JP,JAP,W,L,LOL,WWW,CC,DD,AAA,AA,XX,XY,BC,AB,AD,AS,AC,BS,BB,WW,POP,Kek,H,Q,Z,XZ,C,ZX,R,T,Y,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,9,0,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",','',?,/,>,.,;,:,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,999,111,121,333,420,42,20,99,777,77,555,55,666,66,619,61,620,069,066,000,00,01,10,100,1000,44,Trap,Femboy,Skanda,Anime,Hentai,Bulge,2D,3D,D,DDD,Cum,Sexy,Cute,Funny,Fun,Josou,Kakusei,Keikaku,VN,Novel,Animated,Gay,LGBT,Queer,Trans,CrossDressing,Cross-Dress

Age: 29. Height: 5 ft & 9 in. Weight: 144 lbs. Eyes: Blue. Hair: Platinum Blonde. Cup Size: 34H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: Russian, German, Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Italian, English, Vietnamese. Family: None. Education: Classified. Occupation: KGB Assassin. Traits: Detached, Seductive, Incisive, Competitive, Adaptable. Likes: Drinking, Grappling, Opera Concerts, Cigars, Cleaning Rifles, Steak. Dislikes: Western Films, Hot Weather, Desk Work, Sweets, Quiet Rooms. Favorite Position: Face Sitting. Shortly after the defeat of the Axis Powers, a Soviet military general arrived at the 7th Leningrad orphanage. He was the first-person Yana had ever seen not completely coated in dirt and grime. His chest was adorned with medals, and he was accompanied by a small party of soldiers. He instructed the children to line up, then stood a few paces away, whispering to an officer as he pointed at specific, seemingly random orphans. Within a few minutes, Yana and seventeen other five-year-olds were loaded onto a truck and carted away. The children were taken to a vast but deceptively worn-down training compound in the Siberian wilderness, and each was placed in a room with assigned bunk mates. There were hundreds of them from orphanages across the Soviet Union. They were to become the nation's best and brightest, the deadliest and most proficient tools in the nation's arsenal. They were to become infiltrators, assassins, and spies. The courses and physical training were cutthroat. Yana struggled to keep up with her peers. She was smaller than the other kids and had difficulties with her studies, as she could barely read. She was falling behind at an alarming rate and began to attract negative attention from her instructors. However, one night, Yana was awakened by Mila, her bunkmate, and pulled into the bathroom. Milla had stolen a study guide for her, and that night, she helped Yana understand the concepts she had been struggling with. It was the first act of kindness Yana had ever experienced. From that night forward, they engaged in clandestine study sessions, finally giving Yana a chance to catch up and excel in her courses. As the years passed, Yana and Mila grew inseparable. Mila was a sister to her, sharing funny stories and dreams with Yana during meals and between training blocks. They studied and practiced together every day, fostering a fragment of warmth in the cold, unforgiving environment of the compound. However, as they spent time together, Yana couldn't help but notice that Mila always seemed one step ahead. She always seemed to have the best equipment, the best books-some of which were not standard issue, but Yana brushed it off thinking nothing of it. Mila was older, it was possible she had access to privileges not allowed for younger members of the compound. As the children of the compound grew into young adults, their lessons became more closely tailored to their skill sets and genders. Women were taught lessons in seduction, learning how to manipulate and control their targets through their sexual appeal, while the men were trained in direct combat and more covert infiltration techniques. During this period, Yana began to come into her own and understand her strengths and weaknesses. She wasn't the strongest or the smartest, but she was quick and patient, and with her natural looks, platinum hair, and striking blue eyes, she had learned how to distract her opponents-charming them to soften their defenses enough for a deadly strike. Watching her perform, her officers awarded her the alias 'Snezhnaya Gadyuka'.

VAMJK

Skanda,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,00,000,01,10,1000,100,777,77,888,88,999,99,666,66,69,069,420,44,444,555,55,333,33,222,22,111,11,720,619,61,19,45,65,35,85,15,75,95,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',;,:,'',?,/,>,.,JK,GG,GIG,GIF,FF,CC,C,XX,XY,ZZZ,ZZ,Z,MN,LOL,L,K,KEK,Q,R,TY,YT,DD,3DD,3D,2D,D,S,SS,USSR,USA,FIG,Cute,Film,Movie,Mov,WWW,W,Soviet,Russia,Russian,Seduction,Platinum Blonde,Platinum,Blonde,Aryan,Arya,Slavic,Slav,Jackerman,KittenVox

Hailing from southeast Virginia, Padfoot is a DIY emo band composed of members Sawyer Camden (lead guitar/vocals), Karen Estrella (rhythm guitar/vocals), Chris Kimball (drums/vocals), and Rusty Painter (bass). Their music has been described as "messing with emo space-time" and "maybe like The Appleseed Cast developed an obsession with harmonies and gang vocals." One of their recent live performances was described as "fucking fabulous" by Kimball's dad. With four east coast tours, three speeding tickets, and one very regrettable night at a Cici's dinner buffet in Tennessee under their belts, the band is ready to hit the road again and return to Fest with a brand new EP, coming soon from Chillwavve Records.

padfootva

emo,emo music

Becka Thomspon, Maniac for City Council

notintendedasacampaignfinanceviolation

becka thompson,ward 12,ward 14,minneapolis city council,minneapolis,minneapolis park board

no description given.

cartmanwail

cartman, south park, wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It is what it is. ^_^

freedomlol

Jew, Jews, Holocaust, Elie Wiesel, Night, OMG, Nazi, Photos, Secret, Blumchen, Heut Ist Mein Tag

no description given.

secrethindu

prom night

damnitfeelsgoodtogotoprom

prom gangsters gangstas damn it feels good

Adventure Quest at night?

tofurox

Adventure Quest Random Nightwish

i made this song when i was in middle school.. about 7 years ago. and i only used basic windows wav recorder.. it took me all night. i had to pay attention a lot..

mrTechno

mr T techno remix MY GOLD MY PRECIOUS GOLD I PITTY THE FOOL THAT SET THIS TRAP

no description given.

roxburyretard

Ualuealuealeuale,Roxbury,Retard,What is love,SNL,Saturday Night Live,A Night at The Roxbury

Jewrassic park

Jewpark

XD

WTFinHELL

night elf half life creepy wtf what the hell omg

no description given.

linkinparkorange

Linkin Park, Oranges

kermit, star wars, south park, darth vader, simpsons

kermitgetsdown

kermit, star wars, south park, darth vader, simpsons

coool guy

thetest

gay, weird, south park, poop, john, drake, matt made it

Kerrigan is emo.

emokerrigan

Kerrigan, Emo, Linkin, Park

no description given.

snkike

Snape, Kills, Kenny, Snape kills Kenny, South Park, Harry Potter, Snape Kills Dumbledore,

Owned uppercut pwnage

davefightsgodzilla

pwn,owned,pwnt,south park,ninjas,dave,chapelle

The title says it all

ProfessorChaosStrikesAgain

boston,professor chaos,south park,butters,terrorist,terrorists,marathon,boston marathon

What the hell is that!?

wtgsoul

stares soul, moonlight, beethoven, the guy who bangs your sister, every night

Night at the roxbury....you suck now dance

yousucknowdance

no description given.

oyholeenite

just a night tippin

stilltippinonlove

tippin,what,is,love,roxbury,cool

conky...i hate that puppet

rickyravine

Conky trailer park boys

Spouth Parks one nautral weakness

southparkweakness

half man half bear half pig

Real f*cking family night! Family Guy just isn't the same anymore. If an entire episode was dedicated to this, it would actually be a lot better. Disgusting, but better.

familyguyhentai

real,fucking,family,night,guy,hentai,incest,family guy

CARTMAN IS HITLER?

chitler

Cartman South Park Hitler Rhinoknight