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For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

sorry I'm not, gay,funny,revenge

The Knight of the Black Rose (full name: Lord Loren Soth of Dargaard Keep), is a death knight and fallen Knight of Solamnia from the world of Krynn.

lordsoth

dragonlance,lord soth,fantasy,undead

Hi all! My name is Twan, and I'm from The Netherlands! (yea, that awsome country). There is this newspaper in my country called "Metro". They offer 1 person to go into space! (no joke!) The only this you need is a good story, and votes. The people with the most votes go to a jury, and they will pick one person to go to space. I already have 1119 votes. But the person who is #1 has almost 4000 votes, I currently 7th. So my question is: Would you please vote for me? This is a unique opportunity! I really want to go. It is amazing to see the earth from outer space. So would you please go to this link: http://bit.ly/GDvHTS and vote for me? =D It litterly takes 3 seconds. Just click on the little yellow button at the bottom right of my story =) I would love you forever if you can get me to space! =) Thank you in advance! Greetz, Twan

journeytospace

Space,,vote,Netherlands,awesome

My name is Collin! I am an 18 year old, straight guy. If you're into pop punk, foot tattoos, and epic fisting massacres, I'm your guy.

datemycollin

This is what it would be like if Judas Priest had comedian Jim Gaffigan as lead singer.

iwannagoiwannagoiwannago

judas priest,jim gaffigan,hot pockets

WHEN THE BEATS IN THE HOUSE MA, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; WHEN SKRILLEX TRIES TO GET AT YOU, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; AND IF A DJ GET AN ATTITUDE, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5, DROP IT LIKE IT'S MAU5; I GOT SOME CHORDS ON MY MIX, I'MA SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS AND WHEN I PLAY MY HOTTEST RECORD, YOU'LL BE SHITTING SOME BRICKS

snoopmau5

deadmau5,snoop dogg,drop it like it's hot,drop,it,like,it's,hot,fad,joel,zimmerman,cypress hill,failbait,mashup,remix

There is a place and time for everyth-uhm, hang on... London Olympics opening ceremony.

thatsentertainment

Camilla,Boris,Olympics,London

In the show Lucky Louie, Louie CK's wife Kim is played by Pamela Adlon, who is probably best known for voicing Bobby Hill from King of the Hill. This leads to some hilarious moments in Lucky Louie when you imagine Bobby saying some of Kim's lines.

thatboyaintrightitellyawhat

lucky,louie,kim,bobby,hill,pole,smoker,polesmoker

"to my dearest mum" I know at times things have been hard,but mum u represent!! & anytime i spend round u is always time well spent. I know it aint been easy & at time's there has been grief!! sometime's your HARD as nails!! but your squishy underneath!!..;) i'm writing you this poem here for everyone to see, that my mum is the b#ll@cks & means everything to me..

ilymom

mom

this is a cool jazz song by nat king cole and his band called if i had you

natkingcoleytmnd

nat king cole funky jazz singing piano smooth,nisa

If your monitor supports 100Hz and not 120Hz, you can instead use the -kp switch for PAL only. This way, you will not have to disable the -ks switch every time you wish to play an NTSC game.

cockerdaniel

dan,bottom,buttocks,ass burger

Don't play Roblox play Terraria!

RobloxVeryVerySucks

Roblox is a stupid game don't play it or you are a nerd

Title is everything

kenblockpolice

ken block,police,arrest,drift

Website for anyone thinking about putting on or removing a cast from any limb. Daily discussions and weekly mailouts for all body cast enthusiasts

plastersfordummies

Minecraft is a cool game and [spoil]You can hack on it[/spoil]. Its only 2$ [i]Lol JK Its 20$[/i] but its a cool game. You can use a cracked version of it. but if you like it support the creators buying the game.

MCnutshell

potato,craft,minecraft,Xd,nutshell,Aarone2004

One man's quest to determine if his moustache is racist.

isthismoustacheracist

KO42 tells people to kill themselves when they play a computer game. He is garbage and evil and rages at video games because he's a child. Cry more, toxic trash.

kO42

a nice littles ytmnd with a pic of my character, dressed like sum dude from 80's Miami, while sum Jan Hammer track is played.

miamivicemeetsgtao

This is just a joke I am playing on my friend

burpcow

This set capitalizes on Leavanny's typing and movepool, using its most useful moves in its arsenal as well as possible. It is mandatory for Leavanny to have STAB moves, as that is one of the few reasons to use it at all. Leavanny is usually attacking straight away since it does not want to waste turns when checks and counters are still in play—which is very often the case. Synthesis heals off any entry hazard damage taken, while also mitigating the damage done by Life Orb. Synthesis is also particularly useful, as it becomes a shield from Sucker Punch, which Leavanny can survive from any Pokemon in the tier at full health. Heal Bell is great for team support and also removes any status that gives Leavanny trouble. Synthesis, in conjunction with Heal Bell, allows Leavanny to beat various walls such as Alomomola and Wartortle, among various other Pokemon.

simbaaaaaa

Pat is getting rained on while music plays

PatDance

Plz stop this.

imsostartled

IF MY DAY KEEPS GOIN THIS WAY I JUST MIGHT RUSH YOUR ASS TO BAAL TONIGHT

breakyourfuckingcube

diablo,limp bizkit,fred durst,deckard cain,break stuff

This is a Perfect animation Loop a friend of mine created :D I will keep you updated about any new

boilinglife

boiling life,boil,life,gif,animation,toon boom,letoras,loop

Maryland we're all behind you, Raise high the black and gold. For there is nothing half so glorious, As to see our team victorious. We've got the steam boys, We've got the team boys, So keep on fighting, don't give in! M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D Maryland will win!

mdvictory2

Maryland ,Terps,Win,Sports,Terrapins

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub

So uh, this is what happens if you get banned?

REKT

Meme,Banned

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dukemeds

Generic Viagra, Super P Force,Online Pharmacy

“Behind every successful fortune;There is Crime.” ― Mario Puzo, The Godfather “Power isn't everything ...its the only thing.” ― Mario Puzo, The Last Don

GodfatherClinton

This is the song I play when I'm out killing communists.

FuckingNinjaStyle

FUCKING,NINJA,STYLE