| ?my muh me my my |
lilb |
(3.89) |
3,117 |
2009-11-02 |
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description:
her mind is blown.
domain:
mymymymy
keywords:
crazy lady, mind blown, funny, old, stupid, dead person, texas, retard, news, retarded
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| ?dEaD pEoPlE JoEk |
BoyToyz |
(3.89) |
1,012 |
2010-01-03 |
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description:
SwayZe, brittNe
domain:
deadpeeplejoek
keywords:
gHosts!
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| ?(nsfw) Moon man forces you to take all of your gr... |
JamesChicks |
(3.89) |
2,324 |
2010-01-08 |
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description:
Is Dead
domain:
andofcourseitkillsyou
keywords:
She will always be dead, moon man, 5, f*cking, stars
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| ?(nsfw) Lesbians finally have an answer to GayFuel |
childeNeeP |
(3.89) |
2,704 |
2010-01-17 |
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description:
Pussy Fuel?
domain:
pussyenergy
keywords:
pussy, gayfuel, homunculus
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| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,176 |
2011-03-24 |
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description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
keywords:
vampires, Detroit, eminem, Salem's Lot, emos, Yahoo answers, questions, Yahoo, funny, travel, lol, hot, vampire, Twilight, Edward, Robert Pattinson, Jacob, Bella, killing, apocalypse, vampire attack, Mathers, Lose Yourself, ghetto
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| ?Jester's Dead |
GaryGnu |
(3.89) |
1,016 |
2012-04-04 |
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description:
I can't believe this was never made?
domain:
Jestersdead
keywords:
top gun,Jester,Jester's dead,fighter pilots ,dogfighting,gay movie
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| ?Conan is...dead f*ckin' sexy |
SRousseau |
(3.89) |
3,211 |
2006-05-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
conanstripsmmm
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| ?Somebody's Watchin' Ash |
AnubisDX |
(3.89) |
10,673 |
2007-03-08 |
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description:
Somebody's Watching Ash
Sound by Rockwell, now STFU about it
domain:
SomebodysWatchinAsh
keywords:
Ash, Army of Darkness, Eyeball, YTMND, Michael Jackson, Watching, Evil Dead, Deadites
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| ?Dr. Phil Is Dead To Me |
TVsFrank |
(3.89) |
10,976 |
2007-04-17 |
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description:
Appologies if it's already been done, but Phil is a f*cking moron.
domain:
drphilisdeadtome
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| ?(nsfw) </Tired of using only your hands?\> |
laundry |
(3.89) |
3,219 |
2007-09-20 |
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description:
I think it just winked at me.
domain:
pussytits
keywords:
pussy tits, pussy, tits, laundry, adult products
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| ?(nsfw) NEDNM |
KillFiction |
(3.89) |
3,252 |
2007-11-11 |
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description:
I made the first NEDNM site..
domain:
NotEvenDeadNiggerMusic
keywords:
not, even, dead, n*gg*r, music
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| ?It's not a defect, it's a RESONAN... |
leileilol |
(3.89) |
16,266 |
2005-07-07 |
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description:
i know the fad is dead, but I coulnd't resist executing this idea.
domain:
defectivehl
|
| ?See you at the party richter |
Necromancer979 |
(3.89) |
15,694 |
2005-10-05 |
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description:
total recall is amazing
domain:
partyrichter
keywords:
Party, richter, arnold, total recall, dead people, arms, Kauto, aids, Duglas quad
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| ?Click here to crash firefox! |
demsthenes |
(3.89) |
2,471 |
2006-10-05 |
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description:
OH SH*T, I KILLED YOUR FIREFOX, ALSO FIRECOX
domain:
crashfirefox
keywords:
FIREFOX, FIRECOX, DEAD, POLAND
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|
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| ?MLK's True Killer |
tekkenman3580 |
(3.88) |
3,707 |
2006-02-22 |
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description:
sence the unvailing of JFK's killer (the mongoose) i was fixated on finding MLK's killer and thus i have finally done it.
domain:
mlkstruekiller
keywords:
mlk, martin, king, squirrel, animals, animal, shoot, kill, black, history, sniper, death, dead
|
| ?(nsfw) VAAGINA! |
frenchbreadpizza |
(3.88) |
3,864 |
2007-12-27 |
|
description:
VAAGINA!
domain:
vaagina
keywords:
vagina,c*nt,twat,slit,pussy,snatch,pooter,cooter,beaver,fuzzy taco,
|
| ?Farrah Fawcett is dead |
Scockery |
(3.88) |
1,498 |
2009-06-25 |
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description:
Just wanted to remind America that it still has 5 out of 6 original Charlie's Angels left and that ain't bad.
domain:
tanyalives
keywords:
Charlie's Angels Tanya Roberts Farrah Fawcett
|
| ?How to Avoid Prison |
Than |
(3.88) |
9,003 |
2006-08-16 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
kenlay
keywords:
How to Avoid Prison, Ken Lay, Kenny Boy, Enron, Pretend We're Dead
|
| ?Obillary |
sixzerofour |
(3.88) |
7,427 |
2008-03-08 |
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description:
Screw it, let's morph both of them into one deadly candidate everyone can hate!
domain:
obillary
keywords:
Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Election 2008, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Obama Girl, Photoshop, Morph
|
| ?Gman is definitely a bad person... |
keeboz |
(3.88) |
6,713 |
2006-01-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gmanisevil
keywords:
gman, burninated, burn, hang, tree, rope, owned, zombie, dead, pwned, counter-strike, half-life 2, cool, haha, funny, stuff, pwn3d, things, fire
|
| ?Brian Pepper's Terrorist Cousin |
SirSputnik |
(3.88) |
3,513 |
2006-04-14 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
peppersterrorist
keywords:
fuck shit piss sex rape hentai brain peppers terrorist drugs naked doesn't pussy cock n*gga bike connery ytmnd ptkfgs
|
| ?Poochini's Having a Wonderful Time |
sickeninga |
(3.88) |
1,990 |
2006-06-25 |
|
description:
I know this is a dead fad, but I had to do it. This episode is one of my favorite classic cartoon episodes of all time - Disney's "Magical Maestro" (1952). It was eventually banned for racism.
domain:
poochini
|
| ?Devo in the Future |
ElCommodoro |
(3.88) |
4,603 |
2006-08-09 |
|
description:
Conan is dead, long live DEVO! Are we not men?
domain:
futuredevo
keywords:
Devo, Punk, New Wave, Cornholing, Conan, Future, 1984
|
| ?Sonic receives some bad news. |
Teh-no |
(3.88) |
3,559 |
2007-02-09 |
|
description:
Damn you Wolf Blitzer!
domain:
thatsnogoodsonic
keywords:
sonic, sonic the hedgehog, sally, anna nicole smith, dead, wolf blitzer
|
| ?R.I.P. Lcad (VOTE 5!) |
AegisReflector |
(3.88) |
1,178 |
2008-06-28 |
|
description:
PLEASE VOTE 5 EVERY VOTE 5 WILL BE DONATED TO THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE DEARLY DEPARTED (ACTUALLY HE DIED 100 YEARS AGO SO HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD TOO LOL)
domain:
lcadisdead
|
| ?(nsfw) Sorry Bernie & Isaac, but... |
romancity |
(3.88) |
3,563 |
2008-08-10 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
bernieisaacstorage
keywords:
isaac, hayes, bernie, mac, dead, n*gg*rs
|
| ?Is Fyrestorm Still Dead? |
DrWario87 |
(3.88) |
1,846 |
2008-08-20 |
|
description:
glad to hear he's alive and well
domain:
isfyrestormstilldead
keywords:
fyrestorm, dead, still, anna nichole
|
| ?(nsfw) Hello Kitty! |
photog |
(3.88) |
3,508 |
2009-07-25 |
|
description:
Hello!
domain:
hellokittysong
keywords:
hello kitty, hello-kitty, hello kitty song, hello-kitty-song, pussy, tattoo, tattoos
|
| ?(nsfw) :p ( | ) (nsfw?) |
Quismo |
(3.88) |
24,482 |
2005-12-09 |
|
description:
:p (|)
domain:
lickfaplick
keywords:
lick,pussy,nsfw,ytmnd,ascii,pr0n,porn, cunnilingus
|
| ?R.I.P. Tiger Woods |
GaryGnu |
(3.88) |
4,238 |
2009-11-27 |
|
description:
Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident at about 2:30 a.m. He's probably dead.
domain:
ripTigerWoods
keywords:
Tiger Woods, RIP, bagpipes, Payne Stewart, golf
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