| ?Pencil Face Will Eat Your Soul |
roboraptor |
(3.92) |
1,696 |
2009-06-06 |
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description:
Look out Burger King.
domain:
pencilface
keywords:
pencil,face,evil,lead,hb,soul,burn in hell,stolen from a superior short film,wooden nemesis,
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| ?Funny New Joke Template! |
Lastimero |
(3.92) |
2,299 |
2010-10-17 |
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description:
Everyone loves movie rips turned faggy short films!!
domain:
fillitin
keywords:
joke, hilarity ensues, fill in, blank, easy, too long, speed, keanu, watermark, saw that coming from a mile away
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| ?Hey God Warrior, who's your favorite DC ... |
DarthWang |
(3.92) |
936 |
2020-07-13 |
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description:
Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League.
The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League.
ublication history
Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3]
Fictional character biography
The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son.
Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10]
The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.
domain:
uxas
keywords:
Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5
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| ?jamaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh |
phatjoe |
(3.92) |
8,345 |
2005-09-26 |
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description:
g.i. joe drunk reggae mon
domain:
reggae
keywords:
g.i. joe, fensler films, psa, fensler, gi joe, gijoe, reggae, kids, drunk, pork chop sandwiches
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| ?The Colin Matrix |
LegendaryDave |
(3.92) |
5,648 |
2006-03-21 |
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description:
So Colin started dodging bullets during a western.
I think they might've filmed this before the Matrix came out, but I dunno.
domain:
colinmatrix
keywords:
Colin Mochrie, colin, whose line, Ryan Stiles, Matrix
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| ?The Chicken Head or the Egg? |
HailEris |
(3.92) |
3,012 |
2010-01-03 |
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description:
From a prank film where a man sent scripts to online customized porno film crews. Vice sum up: http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n11/htdocs/apocalypse-porn-214.php
domain:
theincredibleedibleegg
keywords:
final, flesh, chicken, egg, porn, stupid, nuclear
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| ?steakman causes 1950's paranoia |
tkx7 |
(3.93) |
3,597 |
2008-10-06 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nuclearfallout
keywords:
steakman, MrSinistar, creates, a, site, 1950's, nuclear, fallout, propaganda, paranoia, film, 50's, scared, air, raid, siren
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| ?(nsfw) Hot Bouncing Butt Action |
westifer |
(3.93) |
10,186 |
2006-04-20 |
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description:
Ha ha, got you! Charlie Chaplin bounces the world on his butt in The Great Dictator, a genius film against teh Hitler sandwich. (slight fix)
domain:
chaplinsbutt
keywords:
Chaplin, secret, Hitler, charlie, dictator, the great dictator, film, silent, ball, bounce, butt, action, nazi, comedy, die fascists
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| ?Zombies Revenge! |
BLU-82 |
(3.93) |
3,774 |
2006-04-22 |
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description:
The trailers for the film 'Worst Case Scenario' can be found here:
http://www.gorehoundinc.com/index2.html
domain:
zombieballoon
keywords:
zombie,revenge,worst,case,scenario,apocalypse,germans,balloon,attack
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| ?(nsfw) ScroteOn (NSFW) ScroteOn (NSFW) Scro... |
UberNeuman |
(3.93) |
28,440 |
2006-07-29 |
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description:
ScroteON - not safe for work! ScroteON - not safe for work!
ScroteON - not safe for work!
reposting this work that was taken from a PG film and some sorry *ss tagged nsfw....
domain:
scroteonnsfw
keywords:
Head On, Back to the Future, Marty McFly Michael J. Fox
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| ?(nsfw) footloose special irony edition |
ubermann |
(3.93) |
3,804 |
2007-09-26 |
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description:
a scene that the director didn't want in it sold it to lionsgate films
domain:
cutloose
keywords:
footloose
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| ?The Not Pooping Film (don't look up) |
sghawkredux |
(3.94) |
4,859 |
2011-08-02 |
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description:
Bird in the tree, don't poop on me
domain:
notpooping
keywords:
barf,bird
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| ?Happy Peanutsaur |
Harmanecha |
(3.94) |
1,457 |
2006-09-28 |
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description:
The elusive peanutsaur, finally caught on film. He usually spends his time on chocolate covered mountaintops, and in waterfalls of caramel.
domain:
happypeanutsaur
keywords:
Happy, Peanutsaur
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| ?Zenon: Whore of the 21st Century |
dabeatles |
(3.94) |
15,013 |
2007-01-17 |
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description:
An excerpt from the movie, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. I didn't have to look very hard for the screenshots I used; shots like these are all over this massive innuendo of a film.
domain:
zenonwhore
keywords:
zenon,box,dick in a box,whore,disney,zedus lapedus,innuendo
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| ?The latest EPIC film (no, not that shitty one with rap ... |
Howzit |
(3.94) |
2,578 |
2008-03-26 |
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description:
Pacard VS Jamaican Godzilla VS Predator
domain:
epicpacardvsjamaicangodzillavspredator
keywords:
Pacard, Godzilla, Jamaica, Jamaican Bobsled team, Predator, VS, Versus
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| ?Abandoned Mining Town |
OreoForius |
(3.94) |
7,343 |
2006-11-07 |
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description:
The abandoned mining town of Centralia, Pennsylvania. The inspiration for the Silent Hill film adaptation. more here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=296376038844101265&q=centralia+pennsylvania&hl=en
domain:
centralia
keywords:
centralia,abandoned
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| ?He couldn't quit |
kingdarkmoor |
(3.95) |
5,070 |
2008-01-23 |
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description:
Yes it's evil but I'm sick of hearing everyone whine about him being dead. At least he finished filming Dark Knight.
domain:
couldntquit
keywords:
Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain, Overdose
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| ?GI Joe: The rise of Cobra deleted scene |
Tboner |
(3.95) |
6,382 |
2009-08-12 |
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description:
This scene was deleted from the theatrical version of the film because audiences can't handle sh*t when it gets real.
domain:
giho
keywords:
GI Joe, More like GI HO, Duke, The BarWHOREness, Milk
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| ?saddest moment in film history |
trevlacessej |
(3.95) |
16,062 |
2005-08-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
optimusdeath
keywords:
transformers, optimus, prime, dead, death
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| ?Sam Jackson's Next String of Films |
davedevil16 |
(3.95) |
2,312 |
2006-03-22 |
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description:
Ebert and Roeper give "Ducks Near a Car" two big thumbs up...i'll take ideas for film titles and ad more frames as soon as i can...
domain:
samjacksonmovies
keywords:
sam jackson, snakes on a plane
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| ?RIP STEVEN IRWIN |
Allpaca |
(3.95) |
15,912 |
2006-09-03 |
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description:
He died from a Stingray barb to the chest while filming a documentary. He is survived by a wife and daughter. The irony of his death is almost too much to think about. Thanks to Playboxcube for pointing out he also has a son.
domain:
steveisdeadomgnoway
keywords:
steve, irwin, crikey
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| ?Complements Of The Plaza Hotel |
bigmoney |
(3.95) |
3,339 |
2007-12-10 |
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description:
an epic quote from an epic film
domain:
alimousineandapizza
keywords:
tim curry,marv,home alone
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| ?Ronald McMurder |
mrgrim |
(3.95) |
5,618 |
2006-05-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ronaldmcmurder
keywords:
Ronald, Moore, Gas Prices, lol internet, lol short film,
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| ?GAYTMND presents: Chunk & Sloth's ... |
kingstefan |
(3.96) |
12,210 |
2006-08-29 |
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description:
Chunk and Sloth gay it up in this literally f*ggy short film, but Picard has plans of his own.
domain:
chunksloth
keywords:
chunk, sloth, goonies, gaytmnd, picard
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| ?TOURNAMENTMND2: Silent Film (creative title) |
filibuster |
(3.96) |
1,726 |
2009-01-18 |
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description:
I couldn't come up with an idea so I made this with a friend. He's hitting me with an inflatable hammer, by the way.
domain:
tqwrtertyewrytrew
keywords:
TOURNAMENTMND2, fight
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| ?What Is Rush Hour 2? |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(3.96) |
12,720 |
2005-12-31 |
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description:
The glorious film Rush Hour 2 asks us this simple, yet heart warming question: What Is Love?!!
domain:
rushhourroxbury
keywords:
Rush Hour, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, kung fu, what is love, fad, head bobbing
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| ?Lord of Film |
Koala |
(3.97) |
3,997 |
2006-10-13 |
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description:
Be sure to watch, five and fav the original.
http://eadweardmuybridge.ytmnd.com/
domain:
muybridgeytmnd
keywords:
father of film lord ytmnd shoe head what is love lyndsey lohan facial expressions nigga stole my bike conan
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| ?I WANT GERMAN SOUTH PARK FOR MY CHIL... |
Bluedex |
(3.97) |
16,644 |
2006-10-28 |
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description:
Things are always better when they're in German.
Also: http://unclebleeper.ytmnd.com
domain:
onkelficker
keywords:
german, south park, southpark, onkel ficker, der film
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| ?ZombieTMND *eat flesh* |
darkreign |
(3.98) |
9,967 |
2008-01-16 |
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description:
In 2006, the human race was supposed to die. We didn't. Thanks to one man. And Doc Brown's invention.
domain:
zombiefilm
keywords:
time,travel,mcfly,brown,space,zombie,movie,film,apocalypse,ytmnd,epic,serious,business,win,cool,attack,earth,stone
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| ?Fergie Gets Pollen In Her Eyes |
NiteSky |
(3.98) |
4,810 |
2010-02-07 |
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description:
Fergie gets pollen in her eyes during the filming of a Black Eyed Peas music video regardless of the CG environment.
domain:
pollen
keywords:
Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, Fuzzy Tree Pollen, ow
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