| ?YRandomND for the win |
TheUnholyPickle |
(3.25) |
1,106 |
2007-04-14 |
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description:
I touched myself and this came out all over my monitor. I ran out of tissues...
domain:
touchinggodnipples
site text:
ANTHRAX! // //
keywords:
random, anthrax, bruce lee, AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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| ?Mike Novick = Penguin? |
illusionz |
(4.00) |
1,920 |
2007-04-13 |
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description:
Once upon a time, there was once a long man that thought he could touch the sky. When he tried, he didn't want to, because he remembered all the Mike Novick's up there in the sky.
domain:
novenguin
keywords:
24,jack bauer, Mattnys Daihew, Large Condom, XXL, ipod, Randy Mc Donald, Pube Beard trimmers, LORI, long wolks in the snow
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| ?Can't touch this Halo 3 Style |
Chripper |
(3.00) |
2,223 |
2007-04-13 |
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description:
You can't touch dis.
Halo 3 style with the honeycome shield.
domain:
Canttouchhalo3
keywords:
halo, halo 3, halo 2, can't touch this, honey come shield, grenade, owned
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| ?Homophobiowned (EVEN FUNNIER) |
Teh-no |
(3.85) |
1,471 |
2007-04-12 |
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description:
Can I touch you in a way or in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable in a small family gathering?
domain:
lolhomosexuality
keywords:
internet debate sucks
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| ?Baldy warms up |
blommer |
(4.07) |
1,726 |
2007-04-12 |
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description:
baldy's mating call (jr picks it up)
domain:
baldywarmsup
keywords:
don't touch me
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| ?Guild Wars is a Bunch of Animals! |
bigmike1020 |
(2.33) |
2,103 |
2007-04-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gwhump
keywords:
Guild Wars, Discovery Channel, The Bad Touch, Dry Hump
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| ?touch me |
squeaks69 |
(2.40) |
545 |
2007-04-12 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
touchcat
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| ?Can't Touch This Dennal Plan |
CreepPipe |
(3.91) |
4,788 |
2007-04-11 |
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description:
Len C Hammer breaks down a funky Dennal Plan.
domain:
jimbeam
keywords:
Dennal Plan, Lisa Needs Braces, so long dennal plan, I was buying pornography, coors light
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| ?Bush fails with Laura |
todahawk |
(1.33) |
1,063 |
2007-04-11 |
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description:
don't touch me george
domain:
bushfailslaura
keywords:
george, w, bush, laura bush, president
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| ?Touch me |
katiechen |
(1.00) |
501 |
2007-04-10 |
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description:
gunthers
domain:
ktchen-touch
site text:
Touch me // I wanna feel your body //
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| ?420 Yoshi |
MoogleGenocide |
(3.78) |
1,709 |
2007-04-10 |
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description:
Wanna touch some fuzzy?
domain:
GetDizzy
site text:
Touch Fuzzy // Get // Dizzy
keywords:
yoshi
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| ?Look Out, He Has A Hammer |
ConcentrationMoon |
(1.00) |
754 |
2007-04-09 |
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description:
He'll do it, too. Look at him. Look into those icy, soulless, pitch-black slits he calls "eyes". They are the eyes of a murderer, a madman, a man who has heard one "pasketti and meatbulbs" joke too many and is
domain:
lookouthehasahammer
site text:
JEFFY WILL // BEAT YOU // DOWN
keywords:
jeffy,beat,hammer,Family Circus,keane,hammertime,MC Hammer,U Can't Touch This,jeffy will beat you down,look out he's got a hammer
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| ?Don't Touch My Nuts |
pimpbot5000 |
(3.25) |
854 |
2007-04-09 |
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description:
Seriously, don't.
domain:
donttouchmynuts
site text:
// DONT TOUCH // MY NUTS
keywords:
don't touch my nuts, squirrel, nuts, rambo,
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| ?Stephanie's Father |
BOSKuro-chan |
(2.00) |
970 |
2007-04-09 |
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description:
An old picture of Stephanie's father.
domain:
stephaniesfather
site text:
Penis Shock! // Vagina Touch! // Breast Ball!
keywords:
stephanie, father, lazytown, funny, nedm
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| ?(nsfw) Daniel Radcliffe |
katiechen |
(1.40) |
1,166 |
2007-04-08 |
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description:
Daniel Radliffe. My ding ding dong.
domain:
Daniel-Radcliffe
site text:
You touch my tra la la la // You touch my ding ding dong // Daniel Radcliffe
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| ?Help Wanted |
the-one-freeman |
(1.86) |
800 |
2007-04-08 |
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description:
well, i saw the pic and thought "this could work," I dont know, i need your help to make it happen!
domain:
helpmemakeafad
keywords:
help fad jew ultra jew you touch yourself at night
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| ?(nsfw) I Touch MyPod |
EarthBoundX5 |
(3.14) |
3,469 |
2007-04-07 |
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description:
Whats to describe, its a vibrator for your ipod.
domain:
itouchmypod
keywords:
ipod, vibrator, ohmibod, touch myself, sex toy,
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| ?What Afro Americans Really See When They Di... |
the-one-freeman |
(1.89) |
801 |
2007-04-05 |
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description:
what afro americans see when they die.
domain:
afroamericansdie
keywords:
afro americans die mud people you touch yourself at night
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| ?(nsfw) a black man! |
NotCrazyASSFuzz |
(1.60) |
1,153 |
2007-04-05 |
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description:
i touched a black person once
domain:
decompostion
site text:
// ... i think... //
keywords:
car stealing,shoe stealing,T.V. stealing
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| ?HANDS OFF WOMAN! |
zomglolzxd |
(2.78) |
1,204 |
2007-04-05 |
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description:
GREATEST VACATION EVER!
domain:
donttouchtehballz
site text:
DONT // TOUCH // MUH BAWLZ!
keywords:
anything, everything, ballz, balls, bawlz, incest, family,
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| ?dammevanman |
Rabbiccu |
(3.64) |
1,509 |
2007-04-03 |
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description:
touching tale of a young man.
domain:
vandammeman
keywords:
van damme O snap
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| ?Cena and HBK get it on |
taotd |
(3.29) |
2,783 |
2007-04-03 |
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description:
hbk touches cenas tra la la
domain:
cenahbkgio
keywords:
cena, hbk, shawn michaels, wwe, wwf, wrestlemania
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| ?Touching YTMND |
captaincock |
(2.63) |
1,262 |
2007-03-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
touchingytmnd
keywords:
police, cute, bunny, touching, touching ytmnd
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| ?TTSTMND: HAMMER TIME |
blommer |
(3.62) |
1,512 |
2007-03-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
ttsnowsellsinfomercialpopsicles
site text:
na na na na // cant touch // this
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| ?Tra la la reverse |
Miner69er |
(2.00) |
1,108 |
2007-03-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
tralalareverse
site text:
I thought he wanted people to to // now.. do not touch my tra la la //
keywords:
tra la la, ta la la, talala
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| ?Persian General Spins Right Round |
the-one-freeman |
(3.58) |
1,682 |
2007-03-25 |
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description:
uh, a Persian spinning right round baby right round, round round.
domain:
persianspinningrightround
keywords:
perisian 300 spinning right round you touch yourself at night
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| ?Reach out, touch bat. |
GrigoriRasputin |
(1.50) |
903 |
2007-03-25 |
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description:
The desert holds many secrets.
domain:
noodlebats
keywords:
Bat, Country, Parappa, the, rapper, noodles, mundane detail, I love kung fu.
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| ?Lost but not forgotten |
drax |
(3.00) |
1,162 |
2007-03-23 |
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description:
Meh, the image from some petty loser's site, but it inspired me. I found it touching. Homeless, penniless, but not friendless.
domain:
Notfriendless
keywords:
homeless, broke, bum, dog, friend
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| ?Batman you perv |
the-one-freeman |
(3.15) |
1,721 |
2007-03-23 |
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description:
batmans a perv
domain:
batmansaperv
keywords:
gay batman robin touching yourself at night
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| ?(nsfw) Breakup Letter, A Dramatic Reading (By Th... |
elhache |
(4.50) |
7,602 |
2007-03-22 |
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description:
Redubbed and edited by El Hache. A rendition by Lucifer himself!
domain:
youmakemetouchyourdemonforstupidreasons
keywords:
lucifer's dramatic reading, you make me touch your demon, dear loser,
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