| ?bushpoke |
gotchi777 |
(1.00) |
282 |
2007-10-08 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
bushpokeeye
site text:
da presidents touch // //
|
| ?Don't Touch That! |
pimpsahoy |
(1.00) |
2,706 |
2007-11-04 |
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description:
Dont touch that
domain:
donttouchthatpimpsahoy
site text:
Don't // Touch // That!
keywords:
dont touch that
|
| ?You can't touch the Calico |
qkumber |
(1.00) |
1,142 |
2007-11-22 |
|
description:
My cat dancing to mc hammer
domain:
notouchcalico
site text:
Stop Calico Time!!!! // //
keywords:
Calico, Cat, Calico Cat, Cat Dancing
|
| ?caressmybody |
GtRoc9 |
(1.00) |
501 |
2007-12-05 |
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description:
lmfao its so funny
domain:
caressmybody
site text:
numnumnum // caress my // BODY!
keywords:
touch my body
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| ?(nsfw) Holy sh*t there are infinite worlds? |
aliceweber |
(1.00) |
446 |
2008-01-21 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
davidkelloglewis
site text:
Don't touch // My Fucking // SCHNITZEL!
|
| ?Leaving Trumpet swan song - ACT 1 |
scottray321 |
(1.00) |
592 |
2008-01-25 |
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description:
A touching goodbye
domain:
trumpetgroup
site text:
Scott <3 Trumpet // FOREVER //
|
| ?War cat 2! |
sonicboom12 |
(1.00) |
1,692 |
2008-01-26 |
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description:
He's going to kill you. This time, he's given you an example of your future fate.
domain:
warkittythereckoning
keywords:
gun, jackhammer, usa, states, 50, stars, nedm, feline, cat, neqm, fps doug, hwg, demoman, doctor, scout, soldier, , blood, inty beenty teeny pea, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?, GladOS, Turret, robocop, gangsta, combine, kitty, kitty-cat
|
| ?Evil Ipod Touch |
debo1611 |
(1.00) |
931 |
2008-03-11 |
|
description:
Ipod Obama Evil Kill Dead Bad Chuck Norris
domain:
evilpodtouch
site text:
Its !! // Freakin!! // EVIL!!!
|
| ?Oohhhh You Touch My Tra La La! |
gobuffs10 |
(1.00) |
1,349 |
2008-04-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Ohmytralala
site text:
Ooooooohhhh // // MY TRA LA LA!
|
| ?Travis (Nurd Rage Touchdown) |
WravisTalding |
(1.00) |
517 |
2008-07-27 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Travisnurdrage
keywords:
travis walding nerd nurd rage touch down touchdown
|
| ?TSA Cant touch this |
mbdiggity |
(1.00) |
545 |
2010-11-19 |
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description:
You know you want my junk
domain:
tsagetoffmynuts
site text:
Can't touch // my // JUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
keywords:
TSA JUnk Touch Molestation fail
|
| ?Cosmic Disco Rites |
eternalcontemptofman |
(1.00) |
534 |
2010-12-10 |
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description:
Disco Black Metal
domain:
thequiz
site text:
TOUCH ME WITH THE MAGIC HOOF // //
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| ?BOO THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
JDSabre |
(1.00) |
1,088 |
2010-12-28 |
|
description:
Emerson Etem called Buffalo, the tournaments host city.. the "worst city ever" and ripped on his minor league city of Medicine Hat. The kid is an ignorant scrub and deserves to hear Boos whenever he touches the puck.
domain:
EmersonEtem
keywords:
Emerson Etem bashes Buffalo on twitter Team USA IIHF TEAMUSA new york Hockey NHL anaheim Medicine Hat @emersonetem emersonetem #19 ghost town worst city ever long beach california #iihf u18 tournament
|
| ?Soft touch |
majinmunkee |
(1.00) |
549 |
2011-02-13 |
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description:
gayness
domain:
softtouch
keywords:
gay gayer gayest
|
|
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| ?Robocop vs High Voltage |
spazzledazzle |
(1.00) |
1,149 |
2011-04-13 |
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description:
When we touch, when we kiss.
domain:
dangerdangerrobocopsdesire
site text:
DANGER // DANGER // HIGH VOLTAGE
keywords:
OCP, robocop, electric six, danger danger, high voltage, lolz, dance
|
| ?Can't Touch Me |
Deehem |
(1.00) |
656 |
2011-05-13 |
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description:
MC Gaddafi
domain:
mcgaddafi
keywords:
MC Gaddafi
|
| ?(nsfw) Did you touch my drum set? |
scmtech |
(1.00) |
1,027 |
2011-09-28 |
|
description:
Tiny Tower Joke.
A similar search actually comes up in the game.
domain:
tinytower
keywords:
drumset,tinytower,tiny tower,drum set,Dale Doback,iPhone,iOS,Brennan Huff,Step Brothers,game,iPhone Game
|
| ?RIP Joe Paterno |
GaryGnu |
(1.00) |
1,300 |
2012-01-22 |
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description:
he's dead jim
domain:
joepaternoisdead
site text:
// WHAT EVER // (1926 - 2012)
keywords:
joe paterno,jo pa,penn state,touch little boys
|
| ?Like a Hyzer |
BravoBravo |
(1.00) |
398 |
2012-06-15 |
|
description:
Ever been touched so softly?
domain:
hyzer
|
| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,084 |
2012-09-08 |
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description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
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| ?I Love Little Girls |
xcomatosex |
(1.00) |
590 |
2013-06-02 |
|
description:
Mr. Malak likes the little girls
domain:
pedoMalak
site text:
Don't Be Afraid // While You're Waitin' //
keywords:
pedo bear,pervert,smiley,rose colored glasses,pervery,fag,loser,touches himself,plumpers,rapist,hippie,fran drescher impersonator,while you're waitin,shit list,shit grin,oh yikes
|
| ?Dinckelfrick |
yie1200 |
(1.00) |
537 |
2013-08-25 |
|
description:
“- "Why don't you like to be touched?"
- "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey
domain:
Dinckelfrick
keywords:
Dinckelfrick,Funny,Awesome,Dundermunsk,Groneebles
|
| ?high voltage |
pearspie |
(1.00) |
608 |
2013-09-29 |
|
description:
Default
Danger! Danger! High voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss!
Fire at the disco! Fire at the Taco Bell!
Fire at the disco! Fire at the gates of hell!
domain:
riphiv
site text:
R // I // P
|
| ?Can't Who This |
thr33phas3 |
(1.00) |
784 |
2014-01-28 |
|
description:
The Twelfth Doctor has something he needs to tell you.
domain:
cantwhothis
site text:
CAN'T // WHO // THIS
keywords:
doctor who,can't touch this,dance,twelfth doctor,doctor
|
| ?(nsfw) Bill touched Alex |
alexbukkake |
(1.00) |
592 |
2014-07-10 |
|
description:
alex bookard
domain:
billtouchedalex
site text:
XXX // //
|
| ?[Diziland] We Are The Hyomin-Eight! |
Diziland |
(1.00) |
274 |
2014-08-08 |
|
description:
If You Touch Us, You Will Die...
domain:
hyomin8
|
| ?Everything the light touches... |
Sanjizzay |
(1.00) |
728 |
2014-10-14 |
|
description:
Everything the lights touches
domain:
CircleOfLifePC
keywords:
Pride Rock, Goulmima,Peace Corps
|
| ?MC Llama |
jtovas |
(1.00) |
306 |
2015-02-26 |
|
description:
The Great Phoenix Llama Escape of 2015
domain:
mcllama
keywords:
mc hammer,llama,can't touch this,The Great Phoenix Llama Escape of 2015
|
| ?MC Llama |
jtovas |
(1.00) |
1,608 |
2015-02-26 |
|
description:
The Great Phoenix Llama Escape of 2015
domain:
mcllamas
keywords:
mc hammer,llama,phoenix,can't touch this
|
| ?The Great Phoenix Llama Escape of 2015 |
thedappervelocirapto |
(1.00) |
615 |
2015-02-26 |
|
description:
A commentary on The Great Phoenix Llama Escape of 2015.
domain:
thegreatphoenixllamaescape2015
keywords:
mc hammer,llama,can't touch this,phoenix,2015,arizona,phx,az
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