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Michael J. Fox only has one option.... to get blunted!

mjfoxgetshigh

Michael J. Fox, high, joint, gets

Never mind that your speakers can't even make sounds that high. Oh well.

earbestiality

This 35000Hz square // wave will rape // your dog's ears

No, I'm not going to put in the whole song. No, I'm not going to try to make the text match any better, I've had enough of this

corbinbleu

corbin, bleu, push it, jump in, disney, dcom, high school musical, time traveler, mulletman, safety not guaranteed

i don't expect to get high ratings and i do expect people to say the fad is old. just personally thought it was a bit humorous...

niggastolevirginity

n*gg*, stole, virginity, interracial, rape

high school wrestler names sh*tty rap groups as intense music

wrestlerfails

fwef,34rf,rf,31fr,3f,3f,3f,13,f3f,rgf

gettin high

gettinsugarhigh

heck yah u kno wat time it is // //

no description given.

setmatchgame

SET. // MATCH. // GAME.

victory, win, yummy, sex, kiss, suck, penis, oral, hummer, blow, pussy, cock, score, hook, beautiful, hot, sweet, porn, pornography, sexual, slut, skank, ho, bitch, bimbo, nerd, haloween, party, college, high school, rave, concert, wal-mart, service, real

no description given.

pacmanoncrack

pacman crack khan stapler conan tiger smoking high freebase

Haha fat girl and myspace = endless fun

youwishlol

nice try fattie // //

fat girl, 40 year old virgin, myspace, my heritage

the guy on the right looks like Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn) from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, i got the idea for the song before i found the picture, sound inspired by http://mix.ytmnd.com/ by MasterSitsu, thanks for gif by Masterflow

gayjeffspicoli

gaytmnd, jeff spicoli

ROFLMAO inside joke

fourseniorsdied

No, in a goddamn helicopter. // //

barrel, roll, LUE, seniors, train, helicopter, 4AW

I created this YTMND for one reason: to stipulate that any new Dew Army YTMND must be funnier than this. Which isn't a very high standard. (Pedantic point: "Deus" is actually Latin, not Greek.)

imadeus

// // I'M A DEUS

Falco, Amadeus, Zeus, dew army, lame pun

A recollection of the worst high speed pursuit ever.

hsc

LA, Los Angeles, California, Cereal, Pancakes, Danger, Risk, hamsters, rabbits, sodapop, popcorn, corn, baseball, Bush

no description given.

dddtm

dtmb,aliens,high voltage

I know the premise has been done before, but I wanted to see if I could make a better one. Save the burning kittens by giving this YTMND a high rating! =[

chapsticksaves

nedm burning kitty chapstick lol not even doom music sadistic funny masturbate

Cloud has the high ground :o

itsoverkadaj

no description given.

yodaishigh

Be happy // Get high //

GIF image from a school prank. Enjoy.

gaybelenstudent

WOW // BELEN // QUEEEEEEER

gay, ass, f*ck, school, sh*t, prank, belen, jesuit, prep, preparatory, high, butt, moon, mooning, crack, fuel, buttcrack, tarzan, boy, baltimora, queer, GAYTMND

Picture #1: In Feb 1996, these pictures were taken of a guy who is high on PCP and attempting to kill himself. The situation lasted for about 45 minutes. This being toward the end of the situation, this person had already defied death by walking from a pr

drugsfire

Having a wonderful time! // //

man, fire, electric, electricity, lsd, drugs, druggie, electrocute, electrocuted, tiny tim, pcp

picture of my friend on another forum spazzing out playing Mrs. Pacman

killernerdgetshighscore

OMG HIGH SCORE !!!!!!! // //

pacman,owned,omg,wtf,bbq,weakness,peppers,brian,no,what,shit,fuck

no description given.

gbushsmokes

he // gets // high

george bush, bush, weed, marijuana, mary jane, mary j, pot, stupid bush,

easy to use windows ME keyboard

windowsMEkeyboard

Where They High? // //

windows, me, windows me, keyboard, windowme

Towelie making some wonderful chang sauce... for 15 mins.

changsauce

How Spicy... ?? // //

How, spicy, would, like, your, Chang, sauce, P,F, P.F., south, park, towel, high, weed, towel, A, Million, Little, Fibers,

Jeff Spicoli is a stoner.

spicoliwasted

// I'm So Wasted! //

jeff, spicoli, jeff spicoli, weed, bong, high, wasted, fast times, sean penn, I'm so wasted

Fit Finlay and the Little Bastard having a wonderful time.

finlaywithlittlebastard

// // High Five!!!

Fit, Finlay, Little, Bastard, Midget, Picnic, Ireland

mrs. edith vader can really bust out those high notes

mrandmrsarchievadresingasong

star wars, vader, all in the family, archie, bunker, edith,

Stoned rabbits eating pot, such a waste

stonnerrabbit

Dont // Waste // Pot!

pot, stoned, rabbits, eat, marajuina

I had a feeling that that high - pitched whine from the beginning of Mastersitsu's Matrix site would sound awesome amplified. I was right.

earrapetrix

Loud, that's what! // //

What,is,the,matrix,mastersitsu,ear rape,lol,vote 5

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

When high noobies try hacking.

hackinglessens

// i'm taking hacking lessens //

SoaH, Hax, Hack, drugs, high, stoned, noobie, noobies, haxx0r, hacking, shadow the hedgehog, forum noob