?Can't touch this Halo 3 Style |
Chripper |
(3.00) |
2,222 |
2007-04-13 |
description:
You can't touch dis.
Halo 3 style with the honeycome shield.
domain:
Canttouchhalo3
keywords:
halo, halo 3, halo 2, can't touch this, honey come shield, grenade, owned
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?Touched my Charlie Browns |
ShaneSpear |
(1.88) |
2,211 |
2004-11-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
charliebrowns
site text:
They even touched my // Charlie Browns... //
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?for pam - tiny boy, little boy, i want to touch you, bo... |
harrowdown |
(2.50) |
2,210 |
2008-11-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
tinyboylittleboy
site text:
tiny boy, // little boy, // i want to touch you
keywords:
dennis thrust sunny philadelphia
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?(nsfw) A message to Nancy Pelosi |
Rellikmit |
(3.47) |
2,203 |
2009-08-12 |
description:
Listen you fugly bitch, I hope you die of a botox overdose you out of touch with the mainstream of America c*nt!
FLAG@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
domain:
mormonatorlovesthedick
keywords:
Fugly, Out of Touch, Bitch, arrogant, liberal, loony toon, douchbag, botox,mormonator loves the c*ck
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?Pallies are Pagans |
Assuruballit |
(1.11) |
2,203 |
2006-08-02 |
description:
This site is a deeply ironic satire of fundamentalist Christianity. By combining an artifical world and its lore with the commonplace situation of being evangalized, comedy is acheived in a poignant fashion. The Paladin is a warrior for "the light," and
domain:
zomgpally
site text:
Pallies // are // pagans.
keywords:
pally, jesus, god, awesome, evangalize, church, christian, mike, molten, zydeco, george, bush, world, of, warcraft, dogs, pets, touching, rape, priest, cross, ressurect, light, tier, 3, christian, bible, thumper,
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?Indy-visible touch |
waffledoodle |
(3.89) |
2,202 |
2008-05-29 |
description:
Mola Ram has the invisible touch
domain:
indyvisibletouch
keywords:
Indiana Jones, kalima, Temple of Doom, Genesis, Phil Collins, Mola Ram
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?Snake Time ( snakes on a plane ) |
rocket-scientist |
(3.73) |
2,201 |
2006-06-19 |
description:
its motherf*cking snake time
domain:
snaketime
site text:
Snake Time // //
keywords:
snakes, on a, plane, mc, hammer, cant, touch, this,
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?Guild Wars "Can't touch this!" |
Tr3m0r |
(1.73) |
2,200 |
2006-09-20 |
description:
Introducing the new Nightfall skills. LOL GG Anet
domain:
gwcanttouchthis
site text:
LOL // "Can't touch this!&quo //
keywords:
guild wars, cant touch this, mc hammer,
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?YTMND iPhone OS App plzkthx |
CZroe |
(2.00) |
2,200 |
2010-05-30 |
description:
I just saw this on engadget.com and came here to make this.
Smokescreen is basically an HTML5 converter for simple Adobe Flash animations with sound.
Most think that it's only useful for translating banner ads, but applying it to YTMND was the first thing that came to mind for me.
Integrate it into the site or make an iPhone OS app, I don't care, just give me a way to view YTMND on my iDevice!
domain:
iphonsosytmnd
site text:
YTMND // iPhone OS App // PLZKTHX
keywords:
iPhone Adobe Flash Smokescreen Smoke screen smoke-screen Apple iPhoneOS OS App Store HTML5 HTML 5 iPad iPod Touch Apple TV AppleTV iTouch iDevice
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?Soccer Guy Tra la la |
Drumber-Boy27 |
(3.14) |
2,198 |
2006-04-06 |
description:
Funny Soccer Guy Giving Himself A Wedgie.
domain:
soccerguytralala
site text:
Oh You // Touch His // Tra la la
keywords:
Tra la la, Wedgie, Soccer, Ding Dong Song
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?Mcflypwning |
trenchantwit |
(2.29) |
2,195 |
2005-07-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yourdamnhands
site text:
touch // her // tits
keywords:
Powned, owned, mcfly, marty, back to the future", george, harry potter, potatoes, gay fuel, conan, starwars, star wars, ytmnd, sex, family guy,
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?Pythagoras gives practical advice... |
Jakub23 |
(3.55) |
2,191 |
2006-06-08 |
description:
Another reason why I love reading and being a philosophy major.
domain:
pythagorasalsococks
site text:
Don't // Touch // White Cocks!!!
keywords:
Pythagoras, Rules, Cock, Beans
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?Doc Can't Touch That |
junit |
(3.67) |
2,191 |
2006-11-12 |
description:
Remade version of one I made earlier with a better video loop
domain:
doccanttouchthat
site text:
Doc Can't // Touch That //
keywords:
Doc, bttf, back to the future, mc hammer
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?Mario's Hammertime! |
Siegmund |
(3.24) |
2,184 |
2006-01-25 |
description:
Stop! Hammertime!
domain:
marioshammertime
keywords:
gamerevolution.com, Mc Hammer, can't touch this, Mario, Super Mario RPG
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?(nsfw) bad touch |
pgodbout |
(3.42) |
2,181 |
2006-02-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
seroiuslydont
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?Don't Touch That! |
SugarRush |
(4.00) |
2,180 |
2006-06-25 |
description:
its just a song
domain:
donttouchthislink
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?She Loves To Touch! |
troylazlow |
(3.64) |
2,180 |
2007-07-01 |
description:
She Loves To Touch!
domain:
shelovestotouch
site text:
She Loves To Touch! // //
keywords:
Jurassic Park, touch, Martha Stewart
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?iPod Touch, gift from on high |
eustace |
(1.14) |
2,179 |
2007-09-05 |
description:
Another blessing from Steve Jobs
domain:
ipodtouched
keywords:
ipod touch, apple, epic, ipodtouch, steve jobs, ipod, touch
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?A touching love sonata. |
DaKind |
(3.58) |
2,177 |
2006-01-28 |
description:
You can't fight love.
domain:
itslove
keywords:
lesbian, love, with, wild, horses
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?New Anti-Theft Cola!!! |
Plagal |
(1.50) |
2,176 |
2005-06-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ncoke
site text:
Can't touch this! // //
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?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ |
DarthWang |
(3.00) |
2,175 |
2015-08-31 |
description:
Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.
domain:
thelastfaggot
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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?Everytime we touch... |
Crazyflip423 |
(3.60) |
2,173 |
2006-09-05 |
description:
Electricity is a wonderful thing
domain:
everytimewt
keywords:
light bulb, power, electricity
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?Obi-Wans Beard Is Made of.... |
DeweyIsOverrated |
(3.78) |
2,166 |
2008-04-13 |
description:
They should touch this up a bit before releasing the movie...
domain:
Non-Natural-Hair
site text:
WOOD! // //
keywords:
beard, obi-wan, kenobi, hair, star wars, clone wars, cgi, movie, animated
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?The Man In Black |
Arctic-Dragoon |
(1.00) |
2,162 |
2005-08-05 |
description:
A tribute to the man in black. www.thedarktower.net
domain:
themaninblack
keywords:
the man in black, walter, flagg, randall flagg, r.f., ageless stranger, dark tower, touched by the crimson king, roland's nemesis, black thirteen, nineteen, 19, stephen king, darktower, metal, music, demons, wizards, demons & wizards
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?A CONFESSION |
deadforweeks |
(1.60) |
2,162 |
2005-08-02 |
description:
A COURAGEOUS CONFESSION MADE BY ONE STRONG MAN WHO DECIDED TO CHANGE TO COURSE OF HIS LIFE FOR ETERNITY
domain:
aconfession
site text:
SOMETIMES I // TOUCH MYSELF // AT NIGHT
keywords:
CONFESSION, UGLY, HOT GUYS, HOT GIRLS, YOUR MOTHER
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?Touch It |
ichi2 |
(1.33) |
2,158 |
2006-05-27 |
description:
Touch It. (nsfw)
domain:
touchitass
keywords:
not safe for work, nsfw, ass, touch it, remix,
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?Maury Povich Gets Sued! |
AndrewDanger |
(3.20) |
2,153 |
2006-04-26 |
description:
Maury Povich got sued for touching America's hearts.
domain:
maurypovich
keywords:
Maury, Povich, sue, sued, sexual, touching, bad
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?Brian Peppers Can't Touch This!!! |
deadlast |
(4.00) |
2,149 |
2006-01-23 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
bpcanttouchthis
site text:
Brian Peppers // Can't Touch // This!!!!
keywords:
brian,peppers
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?Tom Jones doesn't take no for an answer! |
kommissarkrunch |
(3.53) |
2,145 |
2006-05-09 |
description:
i thought it was funny.
domain:
tomjonesbook
keywords:
tom, jones, tom jones, books, literature, touching, sex, bomb, sex bomb, sasquatch
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?DON'T TOUCH MY BALLS!! |
EMCFitch |
(2.17) |
2,144 |
2004-06-19 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
DTMY
site text:
HANDS OFF! // //
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