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A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the fourth of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Ted Cruz. Enjoy!

tedcruznewsweek

ted cruz,2016 election,republican,presidency,president,united states of america,topix,newsweek,magazine,mock-up

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the third of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Rand Paul. Enjoy!

randpaulnewsweek

rand paul,ron paul,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,live to win,republican

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the second of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Green Party candidate Jill Stein. Enjoy!

jillsteinnewsweek

jill stein,green party,2016 election,united states of america,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the first of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. Enjoy!

garyjohnsonnewsweek

gary johnson,libertarian,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold by Topix/Newsweek as the results were being counted, before it was obvious that Donald Trump would win the election, as opposed to Hillary Clinton, who was thought to be the inevitable winner. Only 17 copies of this Hillary Clinton victory magazine were sold before Topix had them pulled due to Trump's surprise victory. These magazines are now collector's items. Enjoy!

hillaryclintonnewsweek

hillary clinton,donald trump,topix,newsweek,2016 election,us president,us presidency,magazine,alternate history,phantom president

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold after the election won, featuring the ACTUAL winner, Donald Trump. Over the next few weeks, I plan to post some mock-ups of other candidates that could have won the 2016 Presidential Election but did not. Enjoy!

trumpnewsweek

donald trump,2016 election,newsweek,topix,magazine,president,president donald trump,president trump,alternate history,ytmnd

High in the mountains or deep in the seeeeeeea...

trumpbionicsix

trump,bionic,six,6

teh antichrist cometh! For the record I'm mostly indifferent about Trump. I think he'll be a terrible president, but I didn't think Clinton would be any better. I just thought this would be fun to edit, plus I wanted to have an excuse to make another site with Ghost in it. So vote 1 or 5 or however the hell you felt about the site. ;)

presidentdonald

Donald Trump,The Donald,Donald Drumpf,President,President Donald Trump,Antichrist,The Antichrist,Lucifer,Satan,Ghost,Ghost B.C.,Papa Emeritus II,Nameless Ghouls,Infestissumam,Per Aspera Ad Inferi,Heavy Metal,Pop Rock,Psychedelic Rock

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

ateeight

mr bungle is coo // //

WHITE BLACK TORTURE CRIME

This isn't a ytmnd site I'm asking you to remember. So what happened with this? They never explained it, I hread about it, then went looking for something on it, then all they said, was no they don't do that, without explaining why. The story wasnt, BROUGHT out for nothing and they DIDNT explain it for nothing to as well. Can we undig this shit back up? or maybe ive got this wrong, isnt this how it works? someone explain it to me if ive got it wrong. but im sure this is precisely what it is. which makes youtube, not a site. this was front page almost news. Why havent i heard shit about THIS?! Im pretty sure it was never not proved wrong. Except they excuse themselves. Whatever.

youtubehelpsterrorists

youtube,terrorists,copyright,jews

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

RIP IN PIECES, // GAMING CHAIR // 2010 - 2016

gaming chair,butts,leather

AkiraGT is a fucking loser and just keeps reposting elephant feces and raw eggs because he has nothing better to do but troll YTMND with garbage. Giving away Free Digital Movies to anyone who can make a elephant feces site being blown up or something using sprites.

destroyelephantfeces

AkiraGT,elephant feces,free movies

Believe it or not...

amessagefromdonaldtrump

trump,greatest american hero,believe it or not,wins

exciting or what?

lotsofsitesshallbemade

WE // ARE // ROLLIN'

sites

~Or ..bidding? The button is a gambling machine. I told ebay they where artificially inflating their auctions, and their 10% cut fee they take. I didn't bid **$ on the auction, i clicked 34 instead. I never seen that until then.. They told me to prove it. went back recorded it on another remember when ebay was good. i don't.

fuckebay

ebay sucks,ebay artifical inflation,moving bid button,the moving button

is Donald Trump a real president? or just some bucket of bullshit?

nonsensetrump

TRUMP // SPEWS // LIES!

Donald Trump

Luke is confronted by Darthvader and doesn't quite understand how the force works and the darkside. Gets hit in the back by a 1 star. Lol I'm really having too much fun messing around with snes sprites, maybe i'll switch to n64 or maybe sega.

darksidedownvote

luke,downvote,sprites

whoever that stole my old username has gotta be Locke5, or gr33nscr33n, or Umuld, or vtech, or prairiedogeric10, and is IMPERSONATING ME!!!!! the newly claimed samuraiclinton account is NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODYSTOLEMYUSERNAME

samuraiclinton,impersonating,stole username,Locke5,gr33nscr33n,FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser,vtech,Umfuld,prairiedogeric10,Anig

RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016. This is a real RIP site, no goatse this time! This is NOT a funny matter. and this is a WARNING to Locke5, if he downvotes, or says insulting comments, then that means he is desecrating Cohen's grave, so SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!! Suzanne was one of Cohen's best know songs, but I chose to use Hallelujah as the background music instead.

ripcohen

RIP // 1934-2016 //

Leonard Cohen,RIP,Suzanne,SUPREMO,INTREPDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliancfe,Intrepid YTMND Alliance,Hallelujah

I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.

fullworfsong

I AM WORF // SON OF MOGH //

Worf,song,TNG,son,of,Mogh

oartyy mouse wishes you a happy halloween 2016

partyyhalloween

happy halloween // //

partyy mouse halloween candy trick or treat

Binge watching Halloween favorites & this makes me laugh everytime. For most of you Halloween is on Halloween. For some we have what is called beggar's night and all the trick or treating is done the day prior, most people then start taking down Halloween decorations down on actual Halloween which is pretty sad.

ichabodcrane

sleepy hollow,ichabod

Maybe or 2 sites on the top rated this week are decent, rest are shit and are not one bit funny/entertaining just plain retarded.

letitdiealready

shut it down,let it die,sucks

sniff sniff

repuplican

Donald Trump,Politics,Republican,dog

skate or die, my dudes

skaterpug

skate // or // die

Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo. OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts. OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>

trYTMNDent

8-D // //

Trident,gum,Voat5,cell phone,ring,juror,judge,trial

Donald Trump is Republican, and Hillary Clinton is Democrat

trumporclinton

Trump,Clinton,2016 ELECTION

the devil in disguise. A classic by the King himself, or Elvis Presley.

kingpresley

DEVIL // IN // DISGUISE

Locke5,Elvis,Devil in Disguise

Eight niggaz eat mushrooms at an H-Town diner before executing their planned console heist. Six of them use aliases: Mr. Gay, Mr. Mexican-ass Nigga, Mr. Bitch, Mr. Mushroom Nigga, Mr. Deal-Dough, and Mr. Fat Bitch. The others are mob boss Chad Warden and his son and underboss, "Fanboy" Anthony Perez, who are responsible for planning the job. After fleeing the scene of the crime, Fat Bitch drives Mexican-ass Nigga to the rendezvous in one of Chad's warehouses. Mexican-ass Nigga, having been shot during the escape, is severely bleeding out. Deal-Dough arrives in an angry mood; he believes the job was a setup and that the Wii fanboys were waiting for them. Fat Bitch informs him that Bitch is dead and that both Mushroom Nigga and Gay are missing. He also mentions that Gay murdered several Xbox fans during the heist. As he and Chad are old friends, Fat Bitch is furious that he would employ such a "gay nigga". Deal-Dough reveals that he has hidden the consoles nearby, but argues with Fat Bitch over whether or not they should get medical attention for Mexican-ass Nigga. Gay arrives and tells the others that Anthony is en route to meet them. He then brings out a kidnapped Wii fanboy, Nick Bass, and has Fat Bitch and Deal-Dough beat him for information about who set them up. Anthony arrives and orders them to retrieve the consoles and ditch the caddies, leaving Gay in charge of Bass and Mexican-ass Nigga. Bass denies knowing anything, but Gay ignores him and resumes the torture, cutting off his dick with a Wii controller. He then tries to set Bass on fire, but is subsequently shot dead by Mexican-ass Nigga. Mexican-ass Nigga explains that he is really Mario and that Nintendo have been tracking him. When Anthony, Deal-Dough, and Fat Bitch return, Mexican-ass Nigga tries to convince them that Gay planned to kill them and steal the consoles for himself. After finishing off Bass, Anthony accuses him of lying, since Gay was loyal to Sony. Chad then arrives with news that the Wii fanboys have found and killed Mushroom Nigga. Having found proof of Mexican-ass Nigga's true loyalties, he moves to run up on him, but Fat Bitch intervenes and holds him at gunpoint. Anthony in turn points his own weapon at Fat Bitch, creating an illegal Mexican standoff. The three shoot some niggaz; both True Niggaz are killed, and Fat Bitch and Mexican-ass Nigga are mortally wounded. Spooked, Deal-Dough takes the consoles and flees. As Fat Bitch cradles the dying Mexican-ass Nigga in his arms, the latter confesses the truth. Without saying a word, Fat Bitch aims his last bullet at Mexican-ass Nigga's head. Nintendo storm the warehouse and order Fat Bitch to drop his gun. Gunshots sound and Fat Bitch collapses.

reservoirs

VOTE 5

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB while paying homage to the mother of the MP3 Suzanne Vega. It was just wrong for Locke5 to cause anti-Suzanne drama without showing respect to anybody else with the name Susan, or any other name similar to that. We YTMND users depend on the MP3 file format for audio in YTMND sites, and Suzanne Vega is very hurt by any all this anti-Suzanne drama on YTMND. Even the ECU Pirates feel desecrated by abusive copyfraud claims on YouTube. I thought about using Leonard Cohen and Goatse as themes for this site, but I felt that the mother of the MP3 Susanne Vega was a more important reason to make Susanna references in this case.

SuzanneVega

// VOTE 5 //

Suzanne,JohnnyLurg,Locke5,Suzanne Vega,Intrepid YTMND Alliance,YTMND