?* A trop s'aimer * |
strofka |
(3.33) |
913 |
2014-01-05 |
description:
A trop s'aimer, on se dissémine,
à trop se le dire on se sème.
domain:
on-se-seme
keywords:
poésie
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?LadyBaby BabyLady |
thehoneyedcat |
(1.00) |
577 |
2014-01-04 |
description:
Are you a baby, lady or a lady, baby?
domain:
babylady
keywords:
baby,lady,babylady,ladybaby,ladies,babies
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?YOUR FACE HERE |
manynamesmanyfaces |
(1.00) |
945 |
2014-01-02 |
description:
I do funny things for free. But for you, FREE. Once in a lifetime offer, take it or leave it.
domain:
intelligentbeans
site text:
THIS // IS // STUPID
keywords:
random,that guy,fish,37,oranges,picture is unrelater
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?Party at Lego Isengard |
Cowbacca |
(2.00) |
361 |
2014-01-01 |
description:
Palantir... or disco ball?
domain:
legoisengardparty
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?Quotes SMS Wishes Messages Greetings Photos |
sachinjangra0 |
(1.20) |
654 |
2014-01-01 |
description:
Get the latest Quotes SMS Messages Wishes Greetings and Photos or Wallpapers on the current events. You can also check our site to get latest Quotes and SMS's. The major things that we share on QuoteSMSwishes.com are the quotes and sms of Happy New Year and Christmas and Republic Day and so on.
domain:
quotesmswishes
site text:
Quotes SMS Wishes // Messages Greetings // Photos Wallpapers
keywords:
quotes,sms,wishes,messages,greetings,new year quotes,christmas quotes,eid quotes,eid messages,eid wishes,republic day quotes,republic day sms,republic day messages,ramadan,roje,all quotes
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?The Real Swan Lake |
SophGhizz |
(1.50) |
885 |
2013-12-25 |
description:
This is why you shouldn't (or should) feed the swans and pigeons...
domain:
therealswanlake
keywords:
real, swan,lake,dancing,pigeons,derpo
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?james stewart debates on whether or not to snitch o... |
fourest |
(4.42) |
5,672 |
2013-12-24 |
description:
u
domain:
woweh
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?toosexyformyshirt |
Geko |
(1.00) |
340 |
2013-12-17 |
description:
paul rudd is so hot, or is it paul?
domain:
waytoosexy
site text:
too // sexy //
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?(nsfw) gay or european (hannigram) |
beckettinga |
(2.33) |
706 |
2013-12-15 |
description:
hannigram gay or european
domain:
hannigram
keywords:
hannibal,hannigram
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?Whipped Cream Porn Like What or False? |
Death-Ray |
(4.16) |
8,428 |
2013-12-14 |
description:
Hip new hook from Beck's new single!
domain:
death-ray
keywords:
kid, whipped cream, slow, weird, trippy, olson twins
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?Mario & Luigi:EPIC WIN |
SuperNyanLuigi |
(1.50) |
1,157 |
2013-12-02 |
description:
Looks like Luigi didn't want to wake up this morning.(i should be asleep right now,too)
Nintendo has really outdone themselves.Mario and Luigi Dream Team is living proof.GO BUY IT NAO~
*WARNING-CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF KAWAII*
Everything used in this YTMND is either from the game itself,or the MarioWIki entry~
I am a random space. KTHXBAI GAISE
domain:
nintenwin
keywords:
mario,luigi,rpg,mario & luigi,lol,internet,dreamy,kawaii,sleeping in,kthxbai
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?Bobby Fischer was Catholic |
woman |
(2.44) |
1,139 |
2013-11-23 |
description:
Note the articles lies he had been living there since 1992. If you want to learn the truth about Bobby Fischer, go to his radio interviews... or to YTMND.
domain:
catholicism
keywords:
Bobby Fischer,Catholic
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?(nsfw) Moon Man makes you purchase health insur... |
moonmanfan |
(2.88) |
2,157 |
2013-11-17 |
description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
insure
keywords:
moon man,kkk,KKK
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?THISH NU-(BET) VERS2 - SPARTA REMIX 2013... |
UXUDimensiums |
(4.00) |
3,589 |
2013-11-10 |
description:
[code]Keywords (2): Techno/Sparta Base HTTP 404 MAN NOT FOUND (DOG) insane[/code], Next generation of sparta remix. 5 Years Of Epicness = SP@RTA FOREVAH!
domain:
POUTHISISSPARTA
keywords:
This Is Sparta,KeatonKeaton999,128UXU,Power Of Universum,http://spartafuntimes.ytmnd.com/,http://sparta-instrumental.ytmnd.com/,sparta,Techno/Sparta,insane,HTTP 404 MAN NOT FOUND (DOG),EpicNova,You're the man now dog!,Paradox,All bases belong to us,Legend,Weirdness,OVer0 100 Effects,remix,needs moar views,I will give you base(s) if you give me Jastuk55's Remastered Hyper Sparta Base,Sparta Final Conflict Base V3 or and Sparta Omega Base V1,Universe,Cosmos,Epicness,Epic,THISTMND,Chuck Norris,Guiyii Marreoh Bruderz,Black Hole,electronic,creative,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Np2Pu8hQQ,Fun Times,InterDimensional Twister,Sparta Remix,Sparta Base,Chuck's Stuff,You're epic now dox!"",search,Base4Base,Electro-shock,Darth Vader,5 stars,favit4me,epicepicnessisepic
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?(nsfw) Mrs. Officer Vi |
halobender |
(2.50) |
893 |
2013-10-25 |
description:
Freeze! Or don't, I don't care.
domain:
mrsofficervi
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?Throw |
MotorBurn |
(2.50) |
380 |
2013-10-21 |
description:
It's ridiculous that something so simple as this worn and torn ball that has been thrown so many times over the years holds so much history. It may not men much to you or someone else but to me, this thing has been with me everywhere and for so long.
domain:
thrownaround
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?(nsfw) It don't matter ! |
friidom |
(2.00) |
1,769 |
2013-10-21 |
description:
Everyone of all races deserves to be equal. It doesn't matter if your black, white, asian, native, etc. We are all God's children and Michael Jackson says it best in the hit song "Black or White."
domain:
blckorwhte
site text:
// Black or White //
keywords:
black,white,black or white,baby,babies,Michael Jackson
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?Derek C. Simmons is a motherf***ing T-Rex! |
Ebb1993 |
(2.67) |
834 |
2013-10-18 |
description:
During Leon's final boss battle with Simmons, he transforms into a T-Rex. What is this? Resident Evil or Jurassic Park? Or is Capcom trying to turn Resident Evil into Jurassic Park?
domain:
residentevil6trex
keywords:
Resident Evil,Resident Evil 6,dinosaur,t-rex
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?Fast Forward |
sirweeze |
(3.44) |
1,315 |
2013-10-18 |
description:
WARNING
Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures and video tapes. (Title 17, United States Code, Sections 501 and 506.)
The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. (Title 17, United States Code, Section 506).
domain:
fastforward
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,862 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
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?slotown troll face |
CATAL |
(3.00) |
1,216 |
2013-10-08 |
description:
slotown troll face at BoC, most people won't care about or get it, i don't care that you don't care
domain:
slotowntrollface
keywords:
troll,troll face,chrono trigger,burn bobonga
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?Enormous People |
TacoBreath |
(4.00) |
561 |
2013-10-08 |
description:
Weight stigma, also known as weightism, weight bias, and weight-based discrimination, is discrimination or stereotyping based on one's weight, especially very large or thin people. The term is a misnomer as the stigma arises from the condition of being obese, or schadenfreude arising from the suffering from the disease, and not the body mass of the individual stigmatized in this manner. Weight stigma reflects internalized attitudes towards the obese that affects how those who are the targets of bias are treated.
domain:
bigpeopleinbigcities
keywords:
Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,Where's Waldo?,weightism
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?Fullest Possible Use |
Audovoice |
(4.00) |
1,907 |
2013-10-05 |
description:
All I could ever want.
domain:
fullest-possible-use
site text:
No 9000 computer has // ever made a mistake // or distorted information.
keywords:
HAL,2001,Space Odyssey,Chiptune,Chip
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?Data dances |
easychair |
(3.85) |
2,157 |
2013-10-04 |
description:
Data learns to dance.
domain:
datadances
keywords:
data,star trek,tng
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?TP for victory or not |
pinchpinch |
(1.00) |
423 |
2013-10-04 |
description:
Whoops!
domain:
ohnoesprocedure
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?Max has gone insane!! ...Or maybe it's GENI... |
woman |
(3.25) |
1,278 |
2013-09-28 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
torah
keywords:
VOTE 5
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?max on german tv |
Krangar18 |
(4.42) |
6,882 |
2013-09-24 |
description:
if you look closely, his shirt says, "[i]ptkfgs[/i]". also in the background is an orangutan, a dog, and a clown or something. all proof
domain:
essacly
keywords:
proof of what?,exactly,pde10 is cool
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?Summer in thought |
Blink |
(3.00) |
1,742 |
2013-09-20 |
description:
Why? Or without what?
domain:
theseaofmylife
keywords:
contemplating,existence
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?Take a ride on Dwayne Bowe Road |
bringoutthegimp |
(2.00) |
753 |
2013-09-18 |
description:
Don't fucking fall off or the Lakitu will drag you to 2-14
domain:
dwayneboweroad
keywords:
dwayne,,bowe,road,football,kansas city,chiefs,mario kart,rainbow
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?sleep deleted klassix™ IV: N3W 4ND 3XC1T... |
Sleep |
(4.46) |
5,598 |
2013-09-18 |
description:
I found the source for a bunch of ytmnds I deleted between 2006 and 2009. I'm going to upload them for better or for worse. Some* of them are absolutely terrible. *All
domain:
deletedIV
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