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A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Carly Fiorina. I'm not a fan of her because she almost put HP out of business, but it would have been very interesting if the United States' first female president was Republican instead of Democrat. Enjoy!

carlyfiorinanewsweek

carly fiorina,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up,magazine

Indiana Jones is having a bad day!

havingabadday

Indiana Jones is having a bad day!

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This one is based on what would have happened if Bernie Sanders had won the Democratic Party primary against Hillary Clinton, then defeated Donald Trump in the general election. Enjoy!

berniesandersnewsweek

bernie sanders,2016 election,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up,united states of america,democrats

AMERICA IS HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

ihurtmahself

america

Before anybody falsely assumes accounts to be me just for having a Suzanne-like name in them, I'm making this site as a WARNING that its NOT ME!!!!!!!!! JohnnyLurg had to go through all this drama years ago, and I don't want any of it! PS: INTREPID DOMAIN GRAB!

susquehanna

ohsusquehanna,its not me!

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold after the election won, featuring the ACTUAL winner, Donald Trump. Over the next few weeks, I plan to post some mock-ups of other candidates that could have won the 2016 Presidential Election but did not. Enjoy!

trumpnewsweek

donald trump,2016 election,newsweek,topix,magazine,president,president donald trump,president trump,alternate history,ytmnd

THOSE PROTESTING HAVE BEEN ARRESTED BY THE POLICE!

victoryoftrump

VICTORY,TRUMP

(In) case we have a gloomy day, he brought some sunshine for us.

casewehave

comedy bang bang,kid cudi,sunshine

I don't know I just have a bunch of Mario CDI gifs.

goodgorganzola

ALL TOASTERS // TOAST // TOAST

CDI,Mario

teh antichrist cometh! For the record I'm mostly indifferent about Trump. I think he'll be a terrible president, but I didn't think Clinton would be any better. I just thought this would be fun to edit, plus I wanted to have an excuse to make another site with Ghost in it. So vote 1 or 5 or however the hell you felt about the site. ;)

presidentdonald

Donald Trump,The Donald,Donald Drumpf,President,President Donald Trump,Antichrist,The Antichrist,Lucifer,Satan,Ghost,Ghost B.C.,Papa Emeritus II,Nameless Ghouls,Infestissumam,Per Aspera Ad Inferi,Heavy Metal,Pop Rock,Psychedelic Rock

The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit Gallery will be a perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing. And this is only the beginning. At the Jerry Maguire Video Store, EIT! will be unveiling plans for the enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all the world’s Jerrys will live until the end of time. Everything Is Terrible! has been working with a team of architects, engineers, and builders to design the epic monument to America’s consumption. Now they need your help to make this stupid dream a reality. All proceeds from the Jerry Maguire Video Store will go towards the land, materials, and labor that are needed to build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you can’t come to Los Angeles, you can still help by making a financial donation and by mailing Jerrys to PO Box 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050. This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized.

jerrymaguire

jerry maguire,show me the money,video store

you know misspelling in the title, it should be niggers because, we can just call it as it is. labeled, again by who? who labeled it and pisssed somoen off more. its to say they want ot piss somene off more with this shit. thats exactly what theyre tryign to do with it. This is what these, things they use, the hate crimes they call them, are. This shows what they are really just an excuse to get more attention, brought to them, and get someone pissed off. an excuse for later behavoiurs they will have. DONT CALL IT HATE CRIME> WELL CALL IT NIGGERS. FUCK. you assholes. ok. and well, implications. of this. like NOT doing it, would be great, wonderful you know. So, something I dont want to hear about, you know, all day .. is HATE. fucking and if they start to label all these as, hate. how much hate do you THINK THEY CAN PEDDLE FUCKK. PEDDLE IN IN ANY WEAY THEY ANT TO IF ITS THE REACTINOS THEY LOOK FOR OR WHAT, THEYLL USE IT. DO YOU THINK RETALTION TO HATE CRIMES WILL EAD TO WAR? FUCK SHIT SHUTUP. FUCK YO8UR HATE CRIMES YOUR BULLSHIT YOUR TIME YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM EVERYONE. SOLUTION ONLY ALLOWED.

ateeight

mr bungle is coo // //

WHITE BLACK TORTURE CRIME

Since it is Friday the 13th on the day this site was made, I have also wanted to pay tribute to some dead celebrities yet again. Freddy Krueger wore a fedora similar to Leonard Cohen, so I decided to depict Leonard Cohen as Freddy Krueger for that reason. RIP 1934-2016 Not only was 1984 the year that Hallelujah was released, but also the year that Nightmare On Elm Street was first released. George Michael was also a good musician who signed to Columbia Records who had hit songs released in 1984 such as wake me up before you go go. I couldn't think of any other celebrities to portray as Jason Vorhees, whom was from the movie Friday The 13th, which is why I made this site. The movie Freddy Vs. Jason had a character named Lori Cambell, a trumatized teen whom had Leonard Cohen's initials.

freddyvsjason

Freddy Krueger,Jason Vorhees,Leonard Cohen,Friday the 13th,George Michael

My pussies, you has them

believeyouhavemypussies

I BELIEVE // YOU HAVE // MY PUSSIES?!

pussies,stapler

Remember when this site used to have forced fads?

PusssiesCat

WHAT'S // NEW // PUSSIES!?

pussies,Tom,Jones

I was making a Future Conan fad site and I went to try to find the original Future Conan YTMND to cite it but then I realized that it had been deleted and no one had reuploaded it. Really? This is part of YTMND history. So here you go.

futurist

Conan,O'Brien,Future,Reupload

Having fun with the new lego sets I bought today, made a little gif of the people doing so, then followed by a creepy hitler looking stalker in the window lol..

legocreation

Legos

an old Suzanne site from 2015, REPOSTED. After finding more connections George Michael has to Larry Craig, such as getting arrested for a bathroom incident, as well as noticing that Leonard Cohen (who has Craig's initials and a lover named Suzanne) was also signed to Columbia Records, I felt like this old sited needed to be reposted. The original reason why this site was posted was to celebrate gay pride in the United States in all 50 states, and because of the hype of the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie as well. Now I found connections that George Michael has to Leonard Cohen as well. This time I've NSFW'ed the site after reconsidering how obscene it could come off. SUPREMO INTREPIDTY here! RIP George Michael 1963-2016 RIP Leonard Cohen 1934-2016

fiftystates

Wham,Wham Rap,Larry Craig,George Michael,Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,RIP,2016,celebrity deaths,old,repost,site,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY,Intrepid YTMND Alliance

Bernie Sanders was controlled opposition and doesn't care about Americans. He's a supporter of the illegal Iraq war and Bush policy, he is funded by George Soros, he is 100% behind Hillary despite running against her because she is a monster but apparently he isn't, he votes yes for war and bailouts and no for American sovereignty and due process. YOU'VE BEEN HAD!

chump

al pacino,devil's advocate,chump,delusional,deluded,delude,bernie sanders,controlled opposition

I dunno what to put here. Something something spinning and wonderful time old meme is old.

lucariowonderfultime

old meme,pokemon,lucario,pikachu,wonderful time

Bored and having fun with legos !

Legofun

Legos

So many musicians died in 2016. So an album dedicated to ones signed to Columbia Records has been made. RIP David Bowie, RIP Prince, RIP Leonard Cohen, RIP George Michael. Album distributed by Suzanne Records. download link: http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016

ColumbiaRecords

// http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016 //

Columbia Records,RIP,Leonard Cohen,Prince,David Bowie,George Michael,Suzanne,Records,2016,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY

2016 has been a crappy year

CarrieFisher

1956-2016 // //

Carrie,Fisher,Star,Wars,Leia

how could this happen to me, crippy edition

crippy

crippy emo

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

306 // > // 232

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

The Adventures of Dr.Franken released December 1992 may not of been the 1st video game I played but it is the first game I bought with my own $ as a kid. Looking back walking into KB toys with my allowance and debating on what game to get, the box art sold me. However this game still to this day is hard as hell getting to the end since there are no actual save points.

frankenpage

Dr Franken,The Adventures of Dr Franken,snes sprites

The Coolest Guitar I Have Ever Seen

coolestguitarguy

The Coolest Guitar I Have Ever Seen

Fabulous

hwhafaoduffm

HERE WE HAVE A FABULOUS // ARRAY OF DILDOS USED // FOR FUCKING MACHINES

dildos,fucking machines

who's having a laugh?

whoslaughingnowpussy

who's laughing // now, pussy? //

russel brand,donald trump,trump,pussy,brand

enough plaster dust, and I could pick up the pattern of the last hand print

macgyverspotted

// SPOTTED! //

enough plaster dust, and I could pick up the pattern of the last hand print