| ?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,386 |
2022-01-28 |
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description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
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| ?Alex Jones Fights Obama and loses |
RaffyTaffy |
(3.79) |
1,190 |
2022-01-23 |
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description:
Alex Jones fights Obama but fails to account for him magic deepstate vaccine powers
domain:
AlexJonesLosesToObama
site text:
Rip Alec Baldwin // //
keywords:
Alex Jones
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| ?Jesus I Trust In You |
Nickelodeon |
(3.00) |
598 |
2021-11-05 |
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description:
.
domain:
suffer
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| ?SUPER BROLY LOVES JESUS |
Fides |
(3.00) |
892 |
2021-10-09 |
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description:
SUPER BROLY LOVES JESUS
domain:
superbrolylovesjesus
site text:
SUPER BROLY // LOVES // JESUS
keywords:
jesus
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| ?BROLY LOVES JESUS |
Kapisaur |
(3.50) |
360 |
2021-10-04 |
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description:
BROLY LOVES JESUS
domain:
BROLYLOVESJESUS
site text:
BROLY // LOVES // JESUS
keywords:
BROLY,JESUS,LOVE
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| ?bart-nuts: THE SEQUEL |
humanitywasamistake |
(1.00) |
340 |
2021-08-05 |
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description:
Absolutely water Fall Guys legline, I'm not straight I jumped over none of them, I'm not straight Crewmate Pea crewmate pea Mom, I'm not straight, I run away from myself, hey Mom- GMAIL, AR peas, Fortnite rule 420, cry my pea off Crewmate Pea Minecraft Pea I- I love work, Mommy Slendermen, I hate big adults, JeSUS hates you- Crewmate pea I hate big black women, Kanye Bwest Write "IHOP" then write "ness" "I-H-O-P NESS" Ha! Your mom gay, he pea
domain:
bart-nuts-2
site text:
24 nutsacks // //
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| ?bart-nuts |
kanye-east |
(1.00) |
509 |
2021-08-05 |
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description:
Absolutely fire
Among Us hairline, I'm hella' gay
I ran over all of them, I'm hella' gay
Sussy Balls sussy balls
Dad, I'm super gay, I touch myself, hey Dad-
BBC, VR balls, Minecraft rule 69, laugh my ass off
Sussy Balls
Fortnite Balls
I- I hate school, Daddy
Endermen, I like little children, Jesus loves you-
Sussy Balls
I like little white guys, Kanye Beast
Spell "IHOP" then say "ness"
"I-H-O-P NESS"
Ha!
My dad straight, he balls
domain:
bart-nuts
site text:
12 nutsacks // //
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| ?Disneyland Costume Fail - Part 2 |
tonytonka |
(4.09) |
1,155 |
2021-07-21 |
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description:
Disney is at it again!
domain:
claricefail
keywords:
Disney,Disneyland,Clarice,Tokyo Disneyland,Walt Disney World,DL,WDW,Magic Kingdom,Epcot,Animal Kingdom,Disneyland Paris,Chip and Dale,Costume,Wardrobe Malfunction,Electric Light Parade,Baroque Howdown,Baroque Hoedown,Main Street
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| ?(nsfw) Fuck off, Ariel! |
tonytonka |
(4.50) |
1,832 |
2021-07-13 |
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description:
Someone does not like Ariel.
domain:
wellfirstofall
keywords:
Ariel,Little Mermaid,Disney,Fuck off,Eddy,Reel Big Fish,Fuck,Disneyland,Magic Kingdom,Disneyland Paris,Walt Disney World,WDW,Tokyo Disneyland,Hong Kong Disneyland,Shanghai Disneyland,DLP,DL,MGM,Epcot,Middle finger,Flip
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| ?Jesus has a question for you |
djowalsen |
(3.71) |
913 |
2021-04-27 |
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description:
I saw this image of Jesus, and it needed to be voiced properly.
domain:
Jesushasaquestion
keywords:
Jesus,Passion,crucifixion ,doowop
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| ?ELVIS IS JESUS... |
adricfromespace |
(3.67) |
732 |
2021-04-18 |
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description:
We now have photographic proof that ELVIS PRESLEY IS JESUS!!!
THANK THE GODS OF WARVAN!!! BLESS THE OCTOPUSANS!!! ELVIS IS OUR ONE TRUE LEADER!!!
tl;dr Sketch of Elvis as Jesus set to one of his beautiful songs which is now The Bible ;)
domain:
elvisisjesus
site text:
ELVIS // IS // JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
keywords:
elvis,jesus,leader,classic,retro,50s,christ,christianity ,lord,god,religion
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| ?Technical Malfunction Theatre at WTWW |
Heywood12 |
(3.00) |
500 |
2021-03-14 |
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description:
Snippet of the weird religious show they do on WTWW, 5085 kHz where the VoIP went to crap and the feedback hit the delay system. Recorded March 14th, 2021.
domain:
skypesbusted
site text:
WTWW 5.085 Mhz. // They run this gunk // before the oldies show starts!!
keywords:
malfunction,Jesus,shortwave,WTWW
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| ?Moonman - Bottles up |
Moonmantonight |
(3.00) |
325 |
2021-03-08 |
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description:
Moonman magic
domain:
moonmanbottle
keywords:
Moonman,mac tonight,bottles up,the team,magic
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| ?(nsfw) Billy Crowell jamming WARFA relay freq. ... |
Heywood12 |
(3.50) |
971 |
2021-02-21 |
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description:
WARFA is so jammed by William F. Crowell, they use a sub-frequency at 3890kHz. Here is Billy or one of his goons with a 2kw linear amp jamming the crap out of them this Sunday.
domain:
moreWARFAbullcrap
site text:
More of that Billy magic! // FCC will do nothing! //
keywords:
WARFA,ham radio,William F. Crowell,jamming
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| ?Another boring HHH net |
Heywood12 |
(2.50) |
779 |
2021-02-09 |
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description:
Way down in the murk, the HHH net soldiers on....
domain:
hamradioboredom
site text:
Sweet Jesus --- // THE BOREDOM // COULD KILL!!
keywords:
boring,ham radio,ytmnd,7190kHz,40 meters
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| ?standard magical birthday things etc |
Mattrick |
(5.00) |
454 |
2021-02-05 |
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description:
standard magical birthday things etc
domain:
standardmagicalbirthdaythingsetc
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| ?Are YOU ready?!? |
uglyerme |
(4.14) |
990 |
2021-01-23 |
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description:
There is no reality.
domain:
areumindfreak
site text:
There's no reality // Just this world of illusion // That keeps on haunting me
keywords:
kris angle,mindfreak,magic
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| ?Do You Believe In Magic? |
SumDumFuck |
(2.25) |
1,086 |
2021-01-05 |
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description:
Himiko believes....
domain:
nyeeeh
site text:
It's Magic. // I Ain't Gotta Explain Shit. //
keywords:
Himiko Yumeno,Yumeno Himiko,Danganronpa,Danganronpa V3,Anime
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| ?To all newcomers to YTMND |
ScruffyHamster |
(4.13) |
622 |
2020-11-27 |
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description:
Come in! Come in!
domain:
scruffysinvitation
site text:
Come in! // Come in! //
keywords:
Invitation,Dreamer,Liar,Hoper,Pray-er,Magic Bean Buyer
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| ?holy water Jesus Chris dance yess |
outcast501 |
(4.17) |
657 |
2020-11-18 |
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description:
my shitpost
domain:
JesusChrisdanceyess
keywords:
Jesus Chris ,yess,yes
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| ?Milk man |
Stimpy890 |
(3.57) |
498 |
2020-11-17 |
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description:
M I L K
domain:
justmilk
site text:
MILK // MAN // COMES!!!
keywords:
Weird,strange,Jesus,dank,idek,wtf,,Weird,Idek,Wtf,Strange,Dank,Jesus,Drugs,Milk
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| ?Monty's Magic: Fatal Flaw |
venkatesh |
(4.38) |
911 |
2020-09-22 |
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description:
The smell of the Benki can range from a pleasant floral scent to a foul stench of death.
domain:
openthemouthofthebenki
site text:
The eternal calling // // of your Benki
keywords:
Venkatesh
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| ?Magic the Gathering |
mik3m |
(4.50) |
1,161 |
2020-09-08 |
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description:
BTape
domain:
hentaimmorpg
keywords:
NSFW
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| ?There must be some magic clue |
senseiireland |
(4.44) |
2,058 |
2020-08-12 |
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description:
billy joel's unused family matters intro
domain:
familymattered
keywords:
famlily matters,billy joel,family matters,reginald veljohnson,urkel
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| ?wario dies in a magic act |
Meldo |
(3.80) |
609 |
2020-07-05 |
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description:
the famous magic duo Wario World (Wario and Waluigi) preform the classic 'saw in half' act, but their act goes horribly wrong when Waluigi has a trick up his sleeve
domain:
wariomagic
keywords:
wario,waluigi,wario dies,mario,super mario,nintendo,welcome to wario world
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| ?(nsfw) Emma Watson is a Nazi |
tintinigger |
(3.00) |
546 |
2020-05-13 |
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description:
and going to fuck you with her nazi wand
domain:
emmawatsonazi
site text:
SHE WILL MAGICALLY RAPE // AND FUCK // ALL JEWS WITH MAGIC!
keywords:
nazi,emma watson,hermione,magic
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| ?Famery Gai Test Site 2 |
Reservoirdogs12 |
(4.00) |
781 |
2020-04-28 |
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description:
Jesus this is an oversized gif.
domain:
iwritechecks
keywords:
space fucker,famery gai
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| ?HE IS RISEN! |
Thunderwing |
(3.83) |
699 |
2020-04-12 |
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description:
Hallelujah! Jesus is risen and the power of death is no more to those who believe in Him!
domain:
jesusisrisen
site text:
JOHN 3:16 // //
keywords:
jesus,christ,jesus christ,easter,sunday,hallelujah,god,christianity,judaism,islam
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| ?Thank You Lord |
Thunderwing |
(1.50) |
513 |
2020-04-10 |
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description:
Thank You Lord
domain:
goodfriday2020
site text:
JOHN 3:16 // //
keywords:
Jesus,Lord,God,crucifixion,good friday,todd agnew,grace like rain,the passion of the christ,love,grace
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| ?The Krampus |
TheKrampus |
(3.60) |
241 |
2020-04-01 |
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description:
It's me the Krampus, imma take ur kids!
domain:
thekrampus
keywords:
krampus,Christmas,jesus,satan,bad children
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