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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A VIDEO GAME OR SOMETHING

growlneck

LOL!,VOTE 5

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

5 this. Or don't. You don't have to, I'm not your mom.

hypnoticgoebbels

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mainlymusic

mainly music,music activities for toddlers

I apologize for such a thing. At least I didn't use the animation or actually have the trio do it.

camelbycamel

snoop dogg,macho man randy savage,bill nye the science guy,snoop nye the slam guy,ankha,animal crossing,sandy marton,camel by camel,zone-tan

thun....or does it? (moon_men.mp3) (the scoundrels at YT wouldn't let me upload this, but then it occurred to me it would be a good fit here... so here we are.)

thun

tunn // durr // schtuckke

ACDC,thunderstruck,tunn,durr,schtuckke,noninstant,gratification

2004TMND.

wonkacandyman

Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle // it with dew? Cover it in // chocolate and a miracle or two?

wonka,willy wonka,bill,aubrey woods,candy man,candy,man,the candy man,roald dahl

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

A0 // //

A0,A,0,a,I,be,to,of,in,it,on,as,do,at,by,we,or,my,so,up,if,go,me,no,us

To each head of a family, one-quarter of a section; To each single person over eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; To each orphan child under eighteen years of age, one-eighth of a section; and To each other single person under eighteen years now living, or who may be born prior to the date of the order of the President directing an allotment of the lands embraced in any reservation, one-sixteenth of a section

dawesact

wendigo.ytmnd.com

I don't know Splatoon or whatever, Paruko is cool, funny anemone.

basedparuko

splatoon

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yad2

online store,yad 2,yad2,yad1,yad 1,Israel,marketplace,marketplace in Israel,buy me

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doggyspinlol

Doggy // Spinny // Cute

dead,or,alive

Randall Cunningham needs a taste of Boomer's fluids RIGHT NOW or else he'll melt into a puddle of decomposed meat sludge! Graphics by ILM

boomerfartmelterz

boomer esiason,,randall cunningham,diet coke,melting,farters

Displayed colours are only approximate due to different transfer and colour spaces used on web pages (sRGB) and video (BT.601 or BT.709)

colourbars

I DON'T KNOW IF BOREDPEDO IS REALLY BACK OR THIS IS JUST SOME IMITATOR BUT DARTH STAPLER WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

deals

LOL!,VOTE 5

The fires of hell surround me Burning, searing, and consuming The stench of brimstone fills the air Pain and anguish, I keep renewing It seems I'll never find the way out Of this wretched, blistering hell My pain and suffering knows no bounds I am despair and misery's spell I scream, I shout, I plead and beg To leave this burning prison of pain Just one more day, is all I seek But solace in death comes only in vain So now I sit, resigned and resigned Cursed to be here in this place In the fires of hell I must remain No sign of relief or grace.

creepinessisfun

HELL

have you ever thought about how max is a grifter in real life, why on earth are there people giving him money via patreon every month, what sense does that make, when was the last time max logged in or updated the site, how many people go onto ytmnd.com regularly, this website is a laughingstock of complete asperger and autistic nonsense lmao no seriously who actually gives max money every month like why on fucking earth are you giving him money ytmnd has been dead for over a decade and was starting to decline fifteen years ago, this hellhole of nonsense is still somehow around like some ancient ruins, who on earth actually takes effort into making ytmnds. Moon Man is literally the legacy of ytmnd, like mcdonalds actually took all those animatronics down across their restuarants lol thats the legacy of ytmnd, moon man. white nationalism is the legacy of ytmnd, and since you are visiting ytmnd that means you are a neo nazi as well. congrats on letting max grift you out of money lmfao the gift max gave to the world was not ytmnd, but moon man. max gave moon man to the whole world, lol

dragonair

I'm going to steal max's flu mold

Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

max-is-a-flu

He's in trouble now!

stumacher

scream,matthew lillard,stu,ghostface,billy,sidney,phone,stu macher,gale,dewey,dead meat,loreen,should,win,melodifestivalen,next,weekend,or,else,i,will,cry,rivers

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT // THERES A TAPE WORM IN MY ASS // END ME PLEASE

blink 182 ,earrape

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

SIDSON.CITY.COM // IT'S WILL MAKE YOUR WILDEST // SIDSONS COME TRUE TRUST ME DAWG

sidson,vinluv,vath,sidsoncity

A recorded part of the massive US Army/ARVN "Chieu hoi" Psywar program, reminding soldiers to not kill or hurt surrendering NLF ("Viet Cong") or North Vietnamese Army soldiers if they came forth hands up with a "Chieu hoi" leaflet in his hand. Program lasted from 1967-73. "Chieu hoi" = "Open Arms", with an understanding of no POW camps for a surrendering soldier.

afrvnchieuhoiadandstationID

AFRVN,AFVN,Vietnam War,Chieu hoi,military broadcast radio,AM,FM

One of the guys at AFVN Channel 11 sometime in the late 1960s or early 1970s screws up recording a sign-off for the station. Stolen from Earthstation1.com's "Armed Forces Vietnam Radio and TV" page, which has been on the Internet since the 1990s.

AFVNTVblooper1

bloopers,recording,Vietnam War,TV,AFVN Channel 11

This Site was Originally made in 2008 by keatonkeaton999, So I made it in 2022 or 2023 so Here it is!

planetelectronix

// Planet of // Creepy Electronix

mikal felps

The baby, as you can see is quite shocked and or suprised by whatever he is seeing, this may be traumatizing for the poor baby

Nawdisbaby

HECK NO // //

The coast guard is providing the DOO's!

tomcruisetooknakedpicturesofmewheniwassix

china grove

I always thought of NEDM of being kinda like Weegee or Quoge.

nedmfactory

NEDM,happycat,factory

Are you scared or something? This is totally real!

leakmyipaddressmickey

// 521.168.2.985 //

ip-address,Mickey Mouse

Were both 40 year olds now Max, we should like hit a Martini bar or something....

seventeenyears

Still here... // Now... // Dog...

aniversery,old,dog,ytmnd,17

I'm sorry for changing the name. In no way did I mean to disgrace YTMND. I would have done it earlier, but was banned from the site. I love YTMND and would NEVER put it down!

yearoftheowl-reupload

ORLY, OWL, POPCORN