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Killing is making a choice; choose between one life or the other.

racheldawes

No! No, not me, why are // you coming for me? No! // RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL RACHEL

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

adventure,treasure,ye isle of lost jokes,azure waters,stormy seas,ocean,pirates?

Describe your feelings in three words or less.

iamarnold

Sad anime girl or boy being forlorn to Metal Gear music of Holly

Sadanimekid

anime,kid,sad,trees,sakura,japan,cool,cherry trees,metal gear,metal gear 2 solid snake

Inconsiderate juror's phone goes off informing him of a Voat 5 while the serious trial is in session. Instead of turning it off, he just decides to look like a pedo. OR..... this is the face one makes with expected reaction when one farts. OR..... <Comment with YOUR own gripping storyline!>

trYTMNDent

8-D // //

Trident,gum,Voat5,cell phone,ring,juror,judge,trial

This song was recorded from a German radio station called NDR between 1982 and 1984. Search (online) has been active since the early 2000s, when the song was made available online, and to this day no one has been able to give any accurate and correct information about the origin of the song. Facts like the band's nationality and exact year of recording are unknown, and to this day, we have not gotten any information about the whereabouts of the authors, or even the correct title of the song. Apparently there is no alternative online register/archive of this song, since the only source we have of this song is from the cassette tape that Darius recorded from the radio. Recently, a Reddit user found that in the chorus of this song, a synth called Yamaha DX7 was used, there's a preset called Syn-Lead 5, and it's exactly the same sound they used in the song, the Yamaha DX7 was released in 1983, so we may have a basis that the song was probably recorded in 1984, or late 1983.

TMMSOTI

The Most Mysterious // Song On // The Internet

Please Help Identify,Unknown Song,Like The Wind,Check It In,Check It Out,Summer Blues,Unknown Title

parory of lol internet or what

Walfasmisc

lol cat // //

lol

Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal

superbowlbus3

COME ON STREET FIGHTER 2 I NEED // FOUR MORE GUYS TO // FILL MY SUPER BOWL BUS

street fighter,simpsons,modern humor,still funny

The Jitz (who is working for Cyberdyne Systems) has Marty McFly terminated when Marty is caught breaking both company policy and the law. Back to the Future, Terminator. May need to refresh site to sync or try firefox.

TheJitzTerminatesMcFly

Marty McFly, Back to the Future, The Jitz

Harry Potter follows the Hero's Journey

harrypotterwars

Harry Potter or Star Wars Vader Rowling

MALO MALO MALO MALO MAL MALO MALO MALO MAALLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MALO

SPANISH // FOR BAD //

SMRPG, SUPER MARIO RPG, NES, N64, NINTENDO, 64, SNES, NINTENDO, MALLOW, MALO, GYPSYS, GYPSY, BAD, SZA TELE ZSAV, SPANISH, keywords or phrases, seperated by commas. please make these relevant, using popular keywords will not get your site, hamjamt

A sneak preview of FOX's post election coverage. Vote Republican or a million terrorists will come kill your families....... What fear politics?

decision2006

terror, fear, omg, death, al queda, doom, apocalypse, IED, WMD, PMS

Chunk reports Max and the users of YTMND to the authorities... or so he thinks. It synchs fine Firefox if you can't get it to work in IE. I know I can't.

chunksnitches

Goonies, Chunk, Max, YTMND, kidnapping, Connery

Indy's a moron. Their infiltration of Berlin would've been far easier had he kept that totally convincing ink-stache.

fathersontime

Don't,Fall,Asleep,Next,To,Indy,Or,Indy's,Dad,Cheap,Sequel,Pac-Man,Fever,1938,Connery,Changes,Aspect,Ratio,I,Guess,There's,An,Evil,Twin,Thing,Going,Down,Like,Connerevil,Or,Something,FARTBUTT,Stop,Calling,Me,Chav

This isn't anti or pro-4chan, it's just a statement that /b/ is sketchy as hell. :)

thedarkalley

4chan, dregs, internet, alley

Neo encounters an uncommon foe, most likely filled with Tasty Wheat, before he even gets to dodge bullets and know kung fu. The sync isn't great, but it should be sufficient for a loop or two.

blockage

How,Deep,The,Waterslide,Goes,The,Matrix,Neo,Homer,Simpson

vote 5 or suck DarthWang's little penis

moonkhanwang

// KHAAAANNN!!! //

Khan, moonman, vote 5, Everybody does NOT love Raymond

Tetris brand games from 2001 or later (Tetris Worlds, Tetris Deluxe, Tetris The Grandmaster 3, Tetris DS) have rules called "Super Rotation System" and "infinity" that allow a tetromino to be spun in place indefinitely.

infinitespin

SRS! // // also blocks

infinite spin,tetris,cheating,blocks,rotation,srs,spinnaz,spinners,korobeiniki

commercials and alcoholism

classicanswerstoproblems

you know how some people are chocoholics and shopaholics, well i was an alcoholic, is it porche or porcha, well i was driving in my toyote

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joliespooked

jolie, spooked, senor, señor, data, LegoLewdite

Just trying my hand at the "press escape" fad. Feel free to suggest changes and/or additions!

whowillyousleepwith

Sleep With Me, Press Escape, Press Esc, Who Will You Sleep With

Picard, Riker, and Data are all together in this YTMND. Want to know the story of this YTMND? Okay. One day I was walking down the street and I heard God heard and put into my Head themesong for this YTMND. I SAID WHERE IS TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THIS GO!!

whatistng

TNG Trek Picard Data Riker What is Love Roxberry Roddenberry

Everyone needs to lay off the guy. Is he a machine? Yes. He is also a person.

thatwasmean

Señor, Data, Señor De Niro

If Alfred Hitchc*ck can remake his own film, I can remake my own ytmnd. See http://zehorses.ytmnd.com/ for the original.

zehorses-se

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hercules in New York

robotnik stares into your PINGAS! Yes I know it's not the most original idea around. So sue me, or don't.

RobotnikIntoYourSoul

robotnik, stare, soul, moonlight sonata

Lease or Buy? Choosing an Automobile in a Socialist Society.

leaseorbuy

LEASE // OR // BUY?

soviet, socialist, union, march, command, conquer, red, alert, hell, lease, buy

Penguins are rather rude.

rudepenguins

penguin,orly,yarly,jonathan,owl,no wai,ya wai,sophisticated,classical,mozart,

no description given.

georgeismetal

George, Costanza, Believe it or not, answering machine, kalmah

Bruce Lee wants answers.

Bruceleeladiesman

Bruce Lee, fist of fury, tits or gtfo

no description given.

Notwhatitlookslike

Or is it? // //

Not what it looks like