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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

YTMND is held together with chewing gum and duct tape

thisplaceisfallingapartattheseams

LOL!,VOTE 5

I need to focus on doing something more worthwhile, changes need to be made, later it's been fun.

gendark01

gendark01

no description given.

perryrant

As much of that // in the car as you could fit // DIDN'T YA?

welcome back john

welcomebackjohn

welcome back john // so glad you could make it //

bennett, john, welcome back

twotrucks

tt

two // trucks // having sex

Kramer likes his Lost Horizon...i bet he could hold that for days...

kramerwhoa

kramer, seinfeld, whoa, face melter

no description given.

flashbangshaveoneweakness

Ray // Mutha Fuckin // Charles!!!!!!

flashbangs, flash, bang, flashbang, have, one, weakness, ray, charles, blackie, darkie, nig, nigga, nigger

You may not have a car at all, but atleast a righteous soul brotha can have a fro....

pickafro

fro, seventies, curtis mayfield, thievery corporation, pimp, afro

Multiple gif process !!! muhaahaha Done with AE CS5

HFAC

Multiple gif process have fun and create color funk dog

Now I have notice a lot of comments about the lack of "oh yeah" in my YTMND. But I also have recieved a lot of comments praising me on Greig's "In the hall of the moutain king". So I thought to myself "why not both"

koolaidberlin

kool, aid, koolaid, kool aid, kool aid man, kool aid guy, cool, aid, cool aid, cool aid man, coolaid guy, berlin, wall, berlin wall, oh, yeah, oh yeah, how the berlin wall fell

thank god i dont have to go

summervacation

Summer Vacation! // //

summer,vacation,weakness,drag,computer,ytmnd

They may seem like they are enemies but they really love each other

beautifull

chuck,norris,bruce,lee,bruce lee

Some guy from Valve must have seen this movie and based The Scout off of Vince.

vince-offer

Vince Offer, ShamWow, Slap Chop, Scout, TF2, Team Fortress 2, YOU'LL BE SLAPPING ALL DAY, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, BOINK

Boddicker's having a little trouble landing that plane.

boddickerland

Boddicker, Top Gun

no description given.

christoperwalker

I have no idea if this has been done yet, but I hope not. UPDATE: The A key is no longer spared!

punchoutthekeys

punch out, ptkfgs, punch the keys for god's sake

Was going to have the song playing with an NES-ified version of it playing along, but decided against it. The longer loading time wasn't worth the minimal funny.

lostwoods

Rocky, No Easy Way Out, Legend of Zelda, Link, NES, I didn't wear pants while I made this site, YTMND

Porbably the worst nightmare anyone can have...

linknightmare

Link Navi Hey Listen box lol Nightmare Horror card running

Also, you may be wondering why the fire trails disappear when he comes back. Well that was on purpose. You see if he teleports back to before he went into the future, then the fire trails never would have been there

timetraveltime

lol, 88mph // //

back future doc 88 mph whyyoulookinatthekeywords brian...yes.

Yes, I know the Hitler deviantART idea has been done before, but I didn't realize that until after I made this. HISTORYTMND watermark: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5015/watermark3jw.jpg

hitlerdeviant

HISTORYTMND, Adolf Hitler, deviantART

PTKFGS: Dogs in ur stuff doing things: yes i know it's been done before, but to be frank, i didnt like the other one.

dogsinurstuffdointhings

ptkfgs dogs in ur stuff doing things evilpenguin

My contribution to the recent string of excellent Mitch Hedberg YTMNDs. Please check out Warlain58 & LinkSkywalkers too!

ifyoureflammableandhavelegs

Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations, Track 20, Casino, Fire, Flammable, Legs, Hedburg, Mitch

I have found a portal connecting the parallel universes

wormholeytmndptkfgstrip

wormhole, trip, ytmnd, ptkfgs

Gman is having a very wonderful time on this particular day.

gmangrabsaboob

gman, G-man, boob, halflife 2, gary's mod

Ressurecting the dead fad for scrubs

drcoxistinytim

Dr Cox Tiny Tim Having A Wonderful Time

I have no idea why Depression Era Workers should be so happy, so punch em in the face.

punchinthekisser

punch,face,

DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FIRST NAME ALL IT SAYS IS DUNDUNDUNDUNBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM

bespin

lando, superbad, black, people, who, george, bush, doesn't, care, about

It's about ninjas. What more can I say?

lawlninjas

// // Wild ninjas have appeared!

ninja, ninjas, attack, lawl, omg wtf, pokemon

sound isn't perfect because i didn't have a midi to copy from this time.

windowslol

lol, windows, lol internet,