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Uncle Phil bears witness to the aftermath of the chilling yet mouth-watering act of potato genocide.

Atrocity

Philip Banks, Uncle Phil, Mashed Potatoes, Pillowy Mounds

Narrow steps and fear of water

verydangerousbridge

bridge,dangerous,micheal bay

Disappointed in John Mccain's hot bottled water campaign, Geraldo took it upon himself to help in his own way: the geraldo baby feeding assembly line. He will not rest until every mouth is fed!

geraldo-feeds-babies-for-the-greater-good

geraldo, baby, hero, nyursh, what the hell?

"Don't worry, it only feels like you're pooping." is a common expression coined by Alan Thicke on the set of Growing Pains. As he was raw dogging a chick in the ass and it was her first time, she became concerned that she pooped everywhere after Thicke's initial penetration and thrust. He comforted her in front of all the cast and crew before continuing. "Don't worry baby, it only feels like you're pooping. My dick feels like a poop in your ass. You've probably taken shits bigger than my dick. Everyone has this experience." He finally began pounding her ferociously and pulled out after 10 seconds and came all over this her very large back. He turned towards the cast and crew and exclaimed, " I hope I'm not laying it on too THICKE!" Everyone clapped, even the random woman he just fucked in the ass clapped. She checked to see if she pooped. Nope, there was no poop. Alan Thicke was right, and she declared, "HE WAS RIGHT, there's no poop! It only FEELS like your pooping!"

upload-some-sites-im-sure-it-wont-be-a-pain-in-the-ass-at-all

be sure to tell 'em LARGE MARGE SENT YA,exactly,Alan Thicke explains to a group of inner city kids that he was in fact "What Willis was Talking About",then someone threw a basketball at his head,uploading mp4 could be pretty great just saying,not telling anyone how to do their shit

WHY DID THEY ELECT THIS GUY I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ALL THAT WATER!!!!!!!!!!

weneedwater

terminatore

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

thought-it-was-safe-to-go-back-in-the-water

what,is,love,Just,when,you,thought,it,was, safe

Now presented in war-time format. Press F11 for maximum enjoyment. Original can be found here. http://under-water-ytmnd.ytmnd.com/

underwater-coffins

underwater, submerged, ocean, chaos

Hey, you on the bike!

hyotb

You're George McFly, Yeah who are you, get a load of this guy's life preserver, he's a peepin tom!, another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car

The infamous Ned Ryerson, also from Groundhog Day.

firststep

Watch out for that first step // // It's a Doozy

ned ryerson, ned, groundhog day, step, doozy, first, puddle, water

no description given.

pianohands36

piano, hands, fad, theme, goosebumps, 36, water, watery, grave, bury, my, shell, at, wounded, knee

going swimming

deepend

swim, dip, water, deep, wave

The boy pictured bent over in front of this 60 year old man was later raped by that same 60 year old man. He is Jerry Sandusky, Penn State alum, head of a charity, and a pedo who raped 20 children since 1996.

victim-4

jerry sandusky,penn state pedo scandal,we are peen state

max, I'm going to impart some wisdom to you that my grandfather passed down to me. He was a glass-is-half-full type of guy. And when things looked completely hopeless, he'd gently place his hand on my shoulder, usually when we were alone on the porch in front a setting sun, and he would say, 'Just because a body is dead doesn't mean you cant fuck the corpse. Always look on the brightside.'

babycumback

Grandma may have died, but we can still put our hands in her cookie jar,also cocks

John McCain: He'll keep our babies' bottled water hot and protect our pancakes from space men next Friday

WSBATDBHWTDBTMND

// // WSBATDBHWTDB

john mccain, is old and crazy

This NEDM took a surprising amount of editing to get right. Which is sort of like saying that this turd took quite a bit of minwax to make it shine.

WhenSuddenly

The front page, will only show, four different keywords, so I can actually put, NEDM, into these keywords and it won't ruin the surprise!

Did this just to get yfly off the top spot. Max take this crap off the front page.

epicsponsor

Call The Cleveland Safety League AKA The Church of Scientology. Phone number 727-631-7862 His name is Richard Hirst, from the CCHR and also an OSA volunteer. He lives a few streets over from Shawn Lonsdale AKA Proflex/Girvin. Xenu TV has some stuff of

scientologyfrontgroups

cchr, scientology, the church of scientology, xenu, shawn lonsdale, michael fitzgerald, tom cruise

N*gga returns to steal: allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumi

ngastealstan

stan, nigga, steal, n*gga, guybrush, sell

Butt Racing in a deserted mall that's being torn down soon. **!!** FRONT PAGE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!

BRGPME

Butt Racing, Butt Racing Grand Prix, Butt, Race, Mall, Grand, Grand Prix, Prix

yeah not much to say about it

foxkits

11 years is a long time // in front of a monitor //

fox,steely,dan

not only that but umfuld is busy somewhere jacking off to edward said while crying about his shitty red sox and not getting his twerts retwerted by adult swim

wishful-thinking

sean connery,yesyes,santabotai,moon man

He's yelling fire yet shooting water. Does not compute. Nostalgia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_sTI-qXBrk

fromcaptoys

shout, n, shoot, shout n shoot, fire, water gun, 90s toy

Just noticed the site "(nsfw) Jordan Capri Works It" in the ALL TIME YTMND HITS section on the front page and thought the classic could use an update utilizing the new back/foreground feature.... enjoy.

Capri2

jordan capri daft punk work it

This is probably the nicest guy Arnold has ever played

sorrysorrysorry

Espresso Machine, Snow Cone Maker, Water Heater

Did you notice the sign in front of my house that said "Doug learns about JRPGs" storage?

douglearnsaboutjrpgstorage

// LOL! //

no description given.

dva

drops,water,two,light

A cute anime girl dances in front of a mirror to a unique sound track...

cutegirlinmirror

adam sandler, anime girl, dress up montage

Dave Chappelle explains grape juice vs. grape drink.

purplestuff

sugar, // water, // purple

chappelle, grape juice, grape drink, sunny d, sunny delight, purple stuff

George Frideric Handel (German: Georg Friedrich Händel; pronounced [ˈhɛndəl]) (23 February 1685 – 14 April 1759) was a German-English Baroque composer who is famous for his operas, oratorios, and concertos. Handel was born in Germany in the same year as JS Bach and Domenico Scarlatti. He received critical musical training in Italy before settling in London and becoming a naturalised British subject.[1] His works include Messiah, Water Music, and Music for the Royal Fireworks. He was strongly influenced by the techniques of the great composers of the Italian Baroque and the English composer Henry Purcell. Handel's music was well-known to many composers, including Haydn, Mozart, and Beethoven.

TooHotToHandel

Too Hot // to // Handel

After the Great Cleansing, Isla Portada has become almost inhospitable. Much to their dismay, the surviving residents of the flood find themselves in a dire position without a reliable home to call their own. And so, with hope and determination in their hearts, in the face of almost sheer hopelessness, they set out across the great expanse--the much fabled Great Ocean of Serendipity--in search of salvation, leaving the only home they have ever known. What lies across these waters? Does the ocean give way to a n impassable network of islands that the stormy waves cannot penetrate? Is there even an end, or are the azure waters simply the eternal backdrop of a cruel God's domain? Can they ever find a new place to call home, or has their journey at sea become their final unrelenting torment?

unchartedwaters

adventure,treasure,ye isle of lost jokes,azure waters,stormy seas,ocean,pirates?