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MITCH GOLDSTEIN OR MITCHEAL JACKSTEIN?!!?1 Or... Mitcheal Goldson

michealjacksonvsmitchgoldstein

Mitch Goldstein Micheal Jackson

Do want or not do want? THAT is the question

dowantornotdowant

prairie dog do want

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

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webhostage

kiss // or // kick

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reservoirdoggie

// Or are you gonna bite? //

no seriously, which one are you?

squidkid

WHICH ONE // ARE YOU?? //

splatoon

Coool kid

toomanynicknames

Parmiland=Claydon? // or Moonlander // aka Prime Nipples

Noel Edmonds dance rave ytmnd

edmondsrave

Noel Edmonds dance rave seizure deal or no deal

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het

Hummmmm // Hummmmmmmm // HUMMMMMMMM!

harmony random death away harmonics

Roy Orbison rides Falkor to the tune of a song that really sounds like it belongs on the Neverending Story soundtrack, or some other 80s fantasy flick.

orbison

IS THAT ALRIGHT? // IS THAT ALRIGHT? // IS THAT ALRIGHT?

Roy Orbison Falkor I Drove All Night Neverending Story Soundtrack Is That Alright Fantasy 80s

Rocksta is making a homepage for all to enjoy, taking enjoyable stuff from all over this wide, wide web of ours to see on one awesome site! All things taken are acknowledged.

rocksta

I'm the man now, dog! // Or am I? // It's complicated.

rocksta, funny, random, web junk, news

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this at CVS the other night...

orlynailsatcvs

YA RLY // //

ORLY nails

Is this a man or a woman? It's difficult to tell...

ginas

Man // or // Woman?

Dude lady man woman hermaphrodite

chew it to bits

donttakecandyfromstrangers

it'sn ot the eat or // dude, you got to // go to the doctoer

impose an absolute ban on boners,

Mario wants you to choose between the Legit Super Mario Bros. 2, or Super Mario USA. This one I made was inspired by this gif from YTMND: https://choosemcwisely.ytmnd.com

mariowantsyoutochoosewisely

Choose Wisely!,Mario,Super Mario,Super Mario Brothers,Super Mario Bros.,Super Mario Bros. 2,Super Mario Brothers 2,spooky,creepy

This could be Heaven or this could be Hell

Heavenorhell

Heaven or Hell

Tape of ex-Country star Tommy Collins (1930-2000), then a pastor venting his frustrations at his flock. After hitting the booze. Allegedly this was taped for broadcast because he had an AM or FM show. Circa 1980, but there is nothing that really dates it. Found on YouTube.

drunkpastoreaster

drunk pastor,easter,rants,taped,Tommy Collins,rage,holy men drinking HARD,radio?

Self-Explanatory. Not really going for a funny ytmnd or anything; just coincidental thing that sound similar.

gayban

Gabon // Gaben // Gay Ban

gaben,gay ban,gabon

or lsd, whichever (pet all cats)

hypnocatte

Billy Joel - "My Life" (1978, incomplete) The Clash - "Should I Stay or Should I Go" (1982) Edwin Starr - "War" (1969) other stuff I didn't recognize Two (!) renditions of the national anthem before cutting off Recorded off air, NA5B WebSDR March 10, 2022

WTWWintheraw

shortwave,Billy Joel,The Clash,Edwin Starr,WTWW,AM Gold

Concert in the stars.

datajamming

Data,TNG,Star Trek,Star Trek TNG,Queen,bohemian rhapsody

all I hear or see is laughter

laughingatmycries

Laughter // Laughter //

laughter, cries

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wywsgay

This is what we do in shower // -wyw team~rage~ // plz dont tell any1 or your fired

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doabarrelrollpresszorrtwice

z // or // r twice

dsfds

yarlyplant

am i rite? // //

dfdhrehr

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Warren79

Or did I get Bird Flu? // // Well whatever...I'm sick!

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Fuckkurt

This will begone // in a day // or 2

Bow or Burn, either way there will be one less heretic this day

menothishere

Menoth,Warmachine,Warmahordes

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evenfattysdancetoo

chubby chaser // or gay?!! // you know where my money is......

chubby chaser gay gay fuel

The first ph(?x)se is upon us - (?x)

thefirstphasehasbegun