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george bluth really wants to eat his sandwich but he has no bread so he's begging michael to go buy him some and even though the bluth company's funds have been locked up by the fcc, he says there is always money in the banana stand which michael burned down in an act of defiance against him so now there is no money, no bread, no banana stand, and george senior is horny, pissed off, and having a love affair with his "sandwich" (i edited out the ice cream part so that it would all make sense)

georgebluth

arrested development, bread, ratatat

rested velopment

mother. michael. i mean george-michael.

Oh Canada, our home and native land True patriot love, in all thy sons command With glowing hearts we see thee rise The true north strong and free From far and wide, O Canada We stand on guard for thee God keep our land glorious and free O Canada, we stand on guard for thee O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

iwasgoingtomakethisyesterdaybutthenigotdrunk

Canada, is, awesome

Google.ca

Google.ca

Jersey shoe meets metal.

TheLastGuidoStanding

the last man standing hammerfall guido jersy shore

The jersey shore

The jersey shore

Madeline Kahn (September 29, 1942 – December 3, 1999) was a Massachusetts-born actress, known primarily for her comedic roles. Director Mel Brooks — who directed her in four films — said of her: "She is one of the most talented people that ever lived... I mean, either in stand-up comedy, or acting, or whatever you want, you can't beat Madeline Kahn."[1] Kahn was born Madeline Gail Wolfson in Boston, Massachusetts, the daughter of Paula Kahn and Bernard Wolfson, who was a garment manufacturer.[2][3] She was raised in a non-observant Jewish family.[4] Her parents divorced when Kahn was two, and Kahn and her mother moved to New York City. Several years later, both of her parents remarried and gave Kahn two half-siblings: Jeffrey (from her mother) and Robyn (from her father). In 1948, Kahn was sent to a progressive boarding school in Pennsylvania and stayed there until 1952.

empressnympho

her birth name was "Wolfson"

History of the World, Pt. I

I'm not being a post-modern ironic, 20-something 80's-born faggot, this movie is good, despite being drenched in the culture of maybe the worst era in humankind. Solid and tightly wound screen-writing, good gags, decent acting, a lot of credit should go to the actor who played Bernie, best physical comedy that had happened in ages. You know, a lot of people thought physical comedy was DEAD, for many, many years. After all, it had it's a main-stay of silent-era movies, and a hold-over from the Vaudeville days, so many people labelled it as old-timey and therefore, it would never be funny again. Jim Carey made a whole lot of damn money proving them wrong and I think it stands as a testament to the fact that anything that was popular at any point and history can be brought back to some extent. Maybe YTMND, too.

foop

YTMND is still a dead website, and I'm obviously part of the problem

My HD rip of Weekend At Bernies that I downloaded from tehparadox.com (good forum if you're into direct downloads)

No, maybe I can't win, maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's gonna have to kill me, and to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me, and to do that, he's gotta be willing to die himself and I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know, I don't know.

rockybubonic

rocky, mouse, workout, pushups, boxing

a shack in the middle of the Russian steppes

A mere man accuses the legendary fruit stand operator Chuck Finley of the gravest crime of all.

brucecampellsellspineapples

HE, SELLS, PINEAPPLES, ERIC

burn notice

May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your great aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate

hortensewoohoo

Homer, Simpson, Aunt Hortense, woohoo, inherit, estate

Screen cap

Screen cap

The Chernobyl disaster is the worst nuclear accident in history. A few kilometers away is Pripyat, a town built for the workers at the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant. All its residents, almost 50000, were forced to evacuate their homes, assured they would return a few weeks later. They never came back. Pripyat is now a decaying ghost town, and it will take hundreds of years before the zone is habitable again. Its landmark, the ferris wheel, is still standing untouched, as a reminder that not everything that seems glorious is meant to be completely safe.

ferriswheel

pripyat,chernobyl,ferris,wheel,nuclear,disaster,soviet,union,USSR,CCCP

A snow effect, I made it. It's animated for browsers which support APNG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pripyat01.jpg

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS VS. BOSTON BRUINS BOSTON, MA - OCTOBER 06: Kimmo Timonen #44 of the Philadelphia Flyers clears the puck as Ilya Bryzgalov #30 stands by on October 6, 2011 at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. The Philadelphia Flyers defeated the Boston Bruins 2-1. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

timonen

imonen,Hockey,Timonen,Bryzgalov,Horton,Flyers,Bruins

http://1.cdn.nhle.com/flyers/images/upload/gallery/2011/10/128374964_slide.jpg

Will the real Sean Cassidy please stand up?

seancassidy

X-Men

Standing alone by Coova and little-scale played over a gif

datanotfound

music,,trippy,8 bit

its from reddit

its from reddit

Born to a poor family, many children take advantage of Bone Thugs to become birds, and ascend to the heights of stand-up comedy in a manner of Ryan Stiles.

birdsofthemonth

bone thugs,first of tha month,ryan stiles,birds,kids

A friend of mine composed the sequence as a portraiture of friendly neighborhood children.

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us deep into the Rahulik Jungle, where waterfalls sound like lullabies and each leaf on the trees is a uniquely crafted masterpiece. Stand on the only man-made structure in the jungle, the Rahulikkus Bridge, and watch the water of Hällilaul Falls drift sleepily into the tide of the Magav Sea. Close your eyes and listen to the tranquil sounds as your stresses and worries swim into the waters and fade away.

TRANQUILItmndJungleParadise

Jungle,Paradise,TRANQUILItmnd,tranquil,peace,fun,happy,joy,relax,water,waterfall,bridge,tree,trees

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

What....I don't even....

analdeercannon

deer,anus,cannon,AConfusedDonut

dunno

He's head and shoulders above the competition, and the regular people standing on the ground, too.

mittstandsalone

mitt,romney,mitt romney,republican,GOP

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/08/photos_of_mitt_romney_standing_on_tables_chairs_and_a_cooler_.html

http://damox.com/american-cool/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/easy-rider-flag.jpg

Anatoly Yevgenyevich Karpov (Russian: Анато́лий Евге́ньевич Ка́рпов, Anatolij Evgen'evič Karpov; born May 23, 1951) is a Russian chess grandmaster and former World Champion. He was the official world champion from 1975 to 1985 when he was defeated by Garry Kasparov. He played three matches against Kasparov for the title from 1986 to 1990, before becoming FIDE World Champion once again after Kasparov broke away from FIDE in 1993. He held the title until 1999, when he resigned his title in protest against FIDE's new world championship rules. For his decades-long standing among the world's elite, Karpov is considered one of the greatest players of all time. a Serbian and Yugoslavian chess grandmaster. He won the championship of Yugoslavia a record twelve times, and is considered the best player ever from Serbia. In 1958 he was declared the best athlete of Yugoslavia. In the 1950s and 1960s Gligorić was one of the top players in the world, and also among the world's most popular, owing to his globe-trotting tournament schedule and a particularly engaging personality, reflected in the title of his autobiography, I Play Against Pieces. (I.e., playing without hostility toward the opponent, or playing differently against different players for "psychological" reasons; playing the board and not the man.) On August 14, 2012, Svetozar Gligorić died from a stroke at 89 years of age in Belgrade.[3][4][5][6] Gligorić was buried on August 16, 2012, at 13:30 in the Alley of the Greats at Belgrade's New Cemetery.[3][4]

gligoric

CHESSTMND

CHESSTMND

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

The fuck y'all lookin at?

whydidievenbothercrawlingoutfromundermyrock

these are my machines,there's always money in the banana stand,ice of you to drop by

Exactly what I said it would be

[b] Mike Tice takes another trip to sunglass hut[/b]

openingact

doug buffone,ed o'bradovich

670

It's a fact that the empire was recently negated from having any representation in the world trade center buildings, the governments lie of sand people clearly does not stand up to intense jedi scrutiny, the 2.000 jawas lost on that day will never be forgotten!

thisiswhathappenedlololol

911,9/11,truth,the truth,omg cheeseburgerz

The truth

whats it look like

"Let the sky fall When it crumbles We will stand tall Face it all together"

skyfall

skyfall,james bond,the queen

http://www.redcarpetnewstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/james-bond-and-the-queen-Copy.jpg http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/olympics-2012-daniel-craig-2.jpg

A brave moose stands in the middle yelling come at me bro!

comeatmebroo

moose,comeatmebro,brave,funny,roadtrip

Personal images

UnderStand the Universe. Stand Under the Universe. Standing Your Self Under the Universe. Understand Yourself and the Universe.

intellectuality

Universe

rancer music station. where i polay shit. wheneve the hell i feel like it too i use rancer cuase i added ld cause of a bicycle. tis shorter and cooler. and cause ld doesnt even say a word. stand for long dong if yur interested abomination, no. obomanation

derkommisar

option 30,abomination,rms,rancer music station

abomination

You were not expecting him, yet there he is. Standing so proudly... in the moonlight. He would be in bed at this late hour, but night terrors of copyright infringement have left his mind zonked and his eyes bloodshot. The moonbeams, bouncing off his furrowed brow, begin to soothe his balding melon as he shuffles along. A lone streetlight casts light upon the myriad beads of sweat which have gathered upon his world-weary dome. The light refracts through his forehead sweat, creating a heavenly rainbow, which, for but a precious moment, shines so brightly before his eyes. He is reborn. He is infinite. He is Danzig in the Moonlight.

danziginthemoonlight

danzig,dancing in the moonlight

Danzig has face

Danzig has a face and he has a body, too

Friend always stands the same in pics with gf

Jonposing

Stance,jon

Friends face book

On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old Vincent Wade from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported. Full story here: http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

ilovecrownfriedchicken

philadelphia,car accident,crown fried chicken

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/

Continuity is a funny thing.

laststandmemories

Xmen,Back to the future,the last stand, days of futures past, ,marty mcfly ,doc brown

imgur

Let us remember Martin Luther King Jr.’s expression, “injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere”. Unless different faiths are ready to stand together against prejudice and unfair attacks, they leave themselves exposed to the same mistreatment.

mont-order

Mont Order, Lordre,L'Ordre,New World Order,Tolerance,New Age,Human Rights,Prejudice,Forgery,Conspiracy theory

Text reprinted with permission from the author. Images reused with permission from the artist.