?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
656 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
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?85/86: Cuffs Man |
DarthWang |
(4.44) |
1,338 |
2021-04-25 |
description:
Despite what the boss keeps telling you, Megaman can, in fact, break those cuffs
domain:
handcuff
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
You can't cite those sources!
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?watch as i contribute nothing and bitch |
Famery-Gai |
(4.36) |
2,546 |
2016-08-14 |
description:
guess what? chicken cuffs.
domain:
tom-hanks-hates-pizza
keywords:
how high? turkey fries.
fg image origin:
my fingers still smell like ass and the pizza guy is already here
bg image origin:
be more trendy, drink more coconut water until people forget that it's a thing. you can put it on your wounds and it will heal your wounds. it's like stem cell research.
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?I CAN CLIMB THIS POLE! U CAN'T CLIMB... |
mleep |
(4.00) |
2,961 |
2015-03-10 |
description:
So I FINALLY saw the episode of Cops with the "Break These Cuffs" guy and was never aware that it has a happy ending! They DON'T even arrest the guy and they take him to a Casino and help him get a JOB! Cool cop!
domain:
icanclimbthispole
keywords:
i can climb this pole!,you can't climb that pole,break these cuffs,COPS,whadd'ya doin' bro come'ere!,Fuck it - I'm too broke & lazy to renew Imgflip,I,I Heart Watermarks!
fg image origin:
break these cuffs midget
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?All Your Base Are Belong to Cuffs |
woman |
(3.17) |
932 |
2015-01-24 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
arrest
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
AYBABTU + Cuffs
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?I can break this masterlock |
woman |
(2.60) |
695 |
2015-01-08 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
capable
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + Cuffs
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?AWESOMETMND: A site to appeal to Up and Co... |
woman |
(4.08) |
2,315 |
2014-12-28 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
stupendous
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Stolen + Cuffs
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?Color ME YTMND 2.1.1 (updated) |
madDogSoldier |
(4.64) |
17,598 |
2014-11-28 |
description:
fad comps are still hilarious. new updates to hopefully help get OVER 9000 hits, because I did not forget Poland, the X-citing art of Dave Cockrum or the tragic sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Now includes: mangione, jurassic park brachiosaurus, bush, poland, polend, kaz hirai, lando, danson, epic pacard, baron lasers, horswarz, arnold, kirby, pee wee hermit, slim jim, snoop nye the slam guy, scrooge mcduck, king leonidas, eminem's mom's spaghetti, giant enemy crab, luthor wrong, l ron hubbard, scientology, will smith, cookie monster, the internet is for porn, dr l33t, bipft, hooker boots, shoe on head, snape kills dumbledore, HTPAT, DTMB, I can break these cuffs, 4chan, max, spiderman stole that guys p1zz4, keyboard cat in space, moon man, kramer, shepard psa, marv, spider, harry potter, dramatic breakup letter, uncle phil, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, grover tragedy, oscar, garbage day, billy v koen, matlab, nigga stole my lightcycle, mooninites, shopping cart, over 9000, chocolate, willy wonka, spongebob squarepants, patrick, rainbow stalin, master of nothing, chad warden, ps triple space fucker, hippo, dave cockrum
large version:
http://maddogsoldier.deviantart.com/art/Color-ME-YTMND-2-1-1-499366290
domain:
colorit2x1
keywords:
color,cartoon,comic,art,drawing,pen,ink,reunion,danson,lando
fg image origin:
I drew it
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?TRUTHTMND: You CAN break those cuffs! |
woman |
(2.00) |
1,882 |
2013-09-29 |
description:
Brace yourself!
domain:
breakthrough
keywords:
cuffs,liberty,Solidus,the Patriots
fg image origin:
stolen + edits
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?as if we didn't have enough break these cuff... |
Period000 |
(4.55) |
2,138 |
2013-09-15 |
description:
It's something I wanted to do ok?
domain:
icbtc
keywords:
I can break these cuffs,Chubby Chubby Chip Chip
fg image origin:
COPS
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?Marley Can Break These Cuffs |
Funny-Internet-User |
(3.81) |
4,748 |
2013-09-12 |
description:
lol
domain:
marleycuffs
fg image origin:
Not Coconut
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?Megazord |
TwelveStep |
(2.00) |
951 |
2013-06-20 |
description:
Go go Power Rangers!
domain:
yehzord
keywords:
Megazord,Power Rangers,tyrannosaurus,cuffs,asian,dorky,peanut oil
fg image origin:
YouTube
bg image origin:
Facebook
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?Is that legal? |
GaryGnu |
(3.76) |
3,869 |
2012-08-18 |
description:
My lord, is that legal?
domain:
itl
keywords:
is that legal,Gunray,Star Wars,break those cuffs,cuffs,toilet paper
fg image origin:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-can-break-these-cuffs
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?You can't break those cuffs |
Sharzademar |
(3.33) |
1,152 |
2012-01-13 |
description:
UGHH Making this site officially transfers my soul over to YTMND.
domain:
billydeecuffs
keywords:
lando,i can break these,cuffs,star wars,fad,kill me
fg image origin:
From the many other sites in this fad.
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?I Can Break These Tree Trunks |
Divenro |
(3.00) |
1,079 |
2012-01-05 |
description:
Adventure Time
domain:
cuffstime
keywords:
adventure time,tree trunks,cuffs
fg image origin:
Adventure Time Season 3 Episode 6 - Apple Thief
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?(nsfw) Wub Wub Wub AHHHH!!!!!! |
nihn |
(3.94) |
3,271 |
2011-04-18 |
description:
wub wub wub AHHHHH!!!!!
domain:
midgetstolemywubwub
keywords:
cuffs, bobby, lee, dub, step,
fg image origin:
madtv or something like that
bg image origin:
interwebs in the nets
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?(nsfw) Those are nice tits |
nihn |
(3.18) |
3,088 |
2011-04-08 |
description:
IM A BUUUURRRDDD!!!!!!!
domain:
phonesmex
keywords:
cry, intervention, cuffs, khan,
fg image origin:
fucking iPhones reception sucks around here
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?Spider-Man can break these cuffs |
NextGenPS2 |
(3.63) |
1,514 |
2011-04-03 |
description:
raaaaaaaaaah
domain:
spidercuffs
fg image origin:
ultimate sm v.5
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?(nsfw) I will bring creamy death to you all |
nihn |
(3.40) |
1,809 |
2011-03-29 |
description:
I'm kinda shocked none of you did this already...with now standard ending.
domain:
my-eyes-what-did-you-do-to-my-eyes
keywords:
cuffs, shaq, gay,
fg image origin:
max.com
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?Taylor Asks - Streaked Cuffs |
ratsinheat |
(3.68) |
3,476 |
2011-02-12 |
description:
Poor gent.
domain:
taylorcuffs
keywords:
yahoo, answers, taylor, terry, mashall, asks, funny, feces, cuffs, smashing, pumpkins, recital
fg image origin:
yahoo answers
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?BREAK Your Heart |
DjangoZephyr |
(1.67) |
1,463 |
2010-09-26 |
description:
taio cuffs
domain:
breakyourheart
keywords:
i, can, you, can't
fg image origin:
google images
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?The future of those cuffs |
Nate66 |
(3.11) |
550 |
2010-09-19 |
description:
Good for him
domain:
theeyfinallybroke
fg image origin:
Cuffs
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?Break Your Cuffs |
fourest |
(4.31) |
18,472 |
2010-05-24 |
description:
u kno how it is
domain:
breakyourcuffs
keywords:
cuffs, taio cruz, ludacris
fg image origin:
taio cruz - break your heart, cuffs
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?Insanely Random Assets |
TheeBatman |
(2.91) |
1,132 |
2010-05-03 |
description:
You can't break those cuffs.
domain:
InsaneCockBrothers
keywords:
NEDM
fg image origin:
696
bg image origin:
666
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?CUFFS Prevent T-Bagging |
jax1492 |
(3.57) |
1,862 |
2010-04-09 |
description:
CUFFS are a cops best friend
domain:
cuffspreventtbagging
keywords:
cuffs,cops,t-bag,t-bagging,drunk,tea bags,police,pigs
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3C6Jc-Tj_0
bg image origin:
Police Academy
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?Back Hugs & Headbutts |
fearcondom |
(4.29) |
6,500 |
2010-04-03 |
description:
JCVD breaks the body cuff
domain:
hugsheadbutts
keywords:
JCVD, headbutt, hug
fg image origin:
B£00Ð$P0RT
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?Cuff Breaker's Gourmet Race (Updated) |
TacoBomber |
(3.86) |
3,209 |
2009-12-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
cuffrace
keywords:
Kirby Superstar, I Can Break These Cuffs, Gourmet Race, cuffs, remix
fg image origin:
Kirby Superstar, I Can Break These Cuffs
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?Whole Lotta Cuffs |
raybarone |
(3.55) |
1,347 |
2009-11-29 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
wholelottacuffs
keywords:
led zeppelin, break these cuffs, whole lotta love
fg image origin:
http://rwrant.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/led-zeppelin.jpg
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?Senioritis: Speech Class |
nightowl3090 |
(3.13) |
1,208 |
2009-11-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
icanbreakthisclass
keywords:
break these cuffs mr. newcomb forest lake
fg image origin:
My Notebook
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?I can break these cuffs |
anystrom |
(1.00) |
3,888 |
2009-10-28 |
description:
Chained Heat
domain:
breakcuffs
keywords:
The Prisoner
fg image origin:
Cops
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