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?Carmen Valentina - TheSevenArtSx | Skanda | (3.00) | 242 | 2025-03-05 |
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AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" .
WEIGHT : 130lbs .
Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .
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?Nagisa Shiota - Assassination Classroom ( Anime ) | Skanda | (1.50) | 165 | 2025-03-02 |
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Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature.
Nagisa is the son of Hiromi Shiota and her presumable ex-husband. His mother had hoped for a daughter so she could experience all the things she had missed as a child through her but got a son instead. As a result, she dictated his life from forcing him to keep his hair long, to being forced to cross-dress and verbally abused him whenever he spoke against her. Her personality also caused her husband to leave her and Nagisa.
Nagisa was in Class D during his first two years of middle school before falling into Class 3-E due to poor grades. During those two years, he hung out with fellow classmate Karma Akabane, although they slowly drifted apart before becoming classmates again.
Soon after starting the new term as a Class E student, Nagisa met Kaede Kayano, who gave him what would become his signature pigtails instead of the ponytail he usually uses to keep his long hair from being less noticeable, thus beginning their friendship.
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?Judy Funnie (Doug) | Skanda | (3.20) | 201 | 2025-01-20 |
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Judith Anastasia "Judy" Funnie (born March 22nd, 1975) is the older sister of Doug Funnie. She's often depicted as being (overly) dramatic, is usually seen wearing only purple and black, and rarely takes off her beret or her sunglasses.
Judy was born some 16 years ago in Bloatsburg to Phil and Theda Funnie. It was five years later she gained a little brother of her own. She moved into Bluffington alongside her family.
At 16 years old, Judy is the oldest child in her family and while she's never particularly rebellious, she's very dramatic (due to being an actress) and often difficult to deal with.
However, she's very intelligent and artistic and therefore attends the Moody School, a school for artistically talented teenagers. Judy is sometimes tapped to give or direct performances at Bluffington Elementary, and although Doug initially dreads these events out of fear that Judy will embarrass him (as she has done in the past), Judy's productions usually turn out to be well received.
Jim Jinkins once pitched a spin-off series to Disney that would have focused on Judy, but Disney rejected it. At least there are episodes with Judy's name in the Disney show.
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?(nsfw) Anne Adabelle Mabel (KittenVox) - Jacker... | Skanda | (1.00) | 180 | 2025-01-14 |
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Age: 45.
Height: 5 ft, 8 in.
Weight: 163 lbs.
Eyes: Light Brown.
Hair: Blonde.
Cup Size: 32H.
Species: Human.
Orientation: Straight.
Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent).
Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole).
Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing.
Occupation: Trophy Wife.
Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going.
Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ.
Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food.
Favourite Position: Cowgirl.
Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future.
When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team.
Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole.
Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of.
Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.
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?Bombshell Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel) - DC Uni... | Skanda | (3.88) | 286 | 2024-12-16 |
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Bombshell Harley Quinn is a version of Harley Quinn from an alternate universe.
Attending Charm School in the United States of America, Harleen Quinzel rebelled against the decorum and restraint expected of women of the era. Found unappealing for being a "brassy, mouthy broad with a sense of humour" Harleen found partnership with a gangster she affectionately called "Mistah J". Together the duo "robbed from the rich and gave to whoever" but "Mistah J" quickly became more and more dark as their thefts continued and he became interested in the occult. Seeking out the "Belle of the Bog" (Barbara Gourdon) in the bayou of Louisiana Harleen left her love when she decided that she didn't wish to become a monster.
Becoming a talented doctor specializing in psychology, Harleen practised at the Arkham Ward; Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, in London due to being kept from working in more auspicious hospitals due to her gender and her past involvement with crime.
On December, 1940, Harleen was tending to Shondra Kinsolving; one of her patients who was once a doctor and colleague of Harleen's who worked at the Ward, during one of the city's wartime blackouts on christmas.
Suffering from nightmares, Shondra revealed to Harleen that she was dreaming of London being overrun by humanoid, shadow monsters, and a long-toothed, laughing man whispering a message for Harley to "Come find him". Hearing this message makes Harleen have a mental breakdown and arise with her face transformed in clown makeup and exhibiting enhanced agility.
Leaving the hospital, Harleen crashes a christmas dance party where she causes grief amongst the English soldiers when she steals the women in the party for herself to dance with. Observing as her attempts lead to a bar fight, Aviation Officer Hal Jordan introduces himself to Harleen and is quickly seduced by the female doctor as she has him lead her to his plane in Whitemore airfield whereupon she steals his key, knocks him out and hijacks his plane to fly to Berlin where she believed her "beau" to be.
Three miles from Calais over the English Channel, Harleen's plane is shot down by German infantry and she crash lands in the greenhouse of Pamela Ysley; a smuggler who worked for Selina Digatti until the Germans seized her hometown of Calais three months earlier. As part of a plan of vengeance, Pamela sold her luxurious items to the occupying Nazis forces and then one night brewed a perfume so sweet that it made the Nazis drowsy and gave Pamela her chance to kill them. But an unexpected side effect to the perfume turned Pamela's skin green.
As she was in the process of vacating the house after learning of France's surrender to Germany, Harleen convinces Pamela to leave with her to Berlin; killing Nazi soldiers as they drove through occupied towns.
Reaching Berlin a few days after the Battle of Britain and Nazi Germany's attempted use of Tenebrae undead to bolster their army, Harleen and Pamela break into the "Cabaret of the Joker's Daughter" only to discover that the Joker's Daughter had lured Harleen there posing as "Mistah J". Revealing that she intended to bring her master back by having him possess Pamela's body, Harleen cuts off the Joker's Daughter's hand and escapes with Pamela to "The Cat's Cradle"; a smugglers den used by Pamela and Selina Digatti to store their smuggled goods 20-25 meters below Berlin.
While growing an underground garden to provide food beneath the city, the duo run into Raven, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine; who were also fleeing from the Joker's Daughter, and soon afterward, Kate Kane, Renee Montoya and Selina Degatti; who were preparing to use the tunnels in a mission to smuggle Jews out of a Berlin Ghetto.
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?Emma Frost : Wolverine and the X-Men | Skanda | (3.50) | 245 | 2024-11-24 |
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Emma Frost was the beautiful and mysterious telepath who showed up on the X-Men 's doorstep just when they needed her most. She once tried to start her own school for gifted mutants, the Massachusetts Academy. The ambitious Emma is the X-Men's only hope of finding their missing colleagues. She can read minds and project thoughts into other's minds, controlling their actions. She can project mental blasts to knock out her victims by touching their brow and is able to change her skin into diamond form.
Emma has shown a romantic interest in Scott Summers A.K.A. 'Cyclops' but nothing came out of it since Scott didn't return those feelings even after Emma tried to erase his memorises of Jean. After Emma's secret was revealed, Scott lost his trust in her but didn't allow Jean to attack her. After Emma sacrificed her life to save everyone, Scott seemingly forgave her.
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?Chadazoid! | DarthWang | (3.83) | 2,490 | 2017-03-21 |
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The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.
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?(nsfw) Recap of Joey Jeremiah's Summer | Degrassi | (4.00) | 2,079 | 2016-08-27 |
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From "Degrassi: School's Out"
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?(nsfw) No UFOs | AaronD12 | (3.00) | 794 | 2015-01-31 |
description:
I thought the blonde-wigged version of the girl in Sowelu - Let ME Lead U was cute, so I cut out the parts with her and added some old-school music to enhance your fapping pleasure.
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?demoscene... | Xequma | (3.00) | 1,052 | 2014-09-03 |
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demosceneThe demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills.
The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). The first of the demoscene demos had a strong connection with software cracking, as competition grew rapidly and groups wanted better presentation of their releases.[1] When a cracked program was started, the cracker or his team would take credit with a graphical introduction called a "crack intro" (shortened cracktro). Within a year or two,[2] the making of intros and standalone demos evolved into a new subculture independent of the software (piracy) scene.[3]
Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[edit]
Screen shot from Second Reality, a famous[4] demo by Future Crew.
Prior to the popularity of IBM PC compatibles, most home computers of a given line had relatively little variance in their basic hardware, which made their capabilities practically identical. Therefore, the variations among demos created for one computer line were attributed to programming alone, rather than one computer having better hardware. This created a competitive environment in which demoscene groups would try to outperform each other in creating outstanding effects, and often to demonstrate why they felt one machine was better than another (for example Commodore 64 or Amiga versus Atari 800 or ST).
Demo writers went to great lengths to get every last bit of performance out of their target machine. Where games and application writers were concerned with the stability and functionality of their software, the demo writer was typically interested in how many CPU cycles a routine would consume and, more generally, how best to squeeze great activity onto the screen. Writers went so far as to exploit known hardware errors to produce effects that the manufacturer of the computer had not intended. The perception that the demo scene was going to extremes and charting new territory added to its draw.
Recent computer hardware advancements include faster processors, more memory, faster video graphics processors, and hardware 3D acceleration. With many of the past's challenges removed, the focus in making demos has moved from squeezing as much out of the computer as possible to making stylish, beautiful, well-designed real time artwork – a directional shift that many "old school demosceners" seem to disapprove of. This can be explained by the break introduced by the PC world, where the platform varies and most of the programming work that used to be hand-programmed is now done by the graphics card. This gives demo-groups a lot more artistic freedom, but can frustrate some of the old-schoolers for lack of a programming challenge. The old tradition still lives on, though. Demo parties have comp--404_er0-0r)_____________
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Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[ed
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?Dominick the Donkey | lakitu64 | (2.00) | 493 | 2014-05-26 |
description:
This started out as a prank when the tech department at my school hid a cell phone in the ceiling playing the chorus from this song over and over again. Now I can just look at this if I ever want to relive the nightmare.
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?Hammer Time | valeriatqm | (1.00) | 2,084 | 2012-09-08 |
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Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
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?Mr. Crabbe | anystrom | (3.33) | 3,172 | 2012-07-02 |
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Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
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?Biggie's an Abusive Father | Razzmatazz | (2.80) | 851 | 2012-05-19 |
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Considered a fool cause he dropped out of high school, the Notorious B.I.G. now spends his days eating lunches, brunches and conducting interviews by the pool. In his spare time, the legendary hip-hop artist plays Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis and engages in some questionable at best parenting practices.
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?School's out for EVER! | MrTuxedoMan | (2.17) | 498 | 2012-05-13 |
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Chrisicorn is flying because school is out
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Belongs to me.
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?RIP my iPod Photo (2005-2005) | kekko | (1.83) | 1,725 | 2011-10-06 |
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I bought my first and only iPod in June 2005. I loved it! I used it everyday on the way to school. Let's say I used it for 20-40 minutes a day. On December 2005 the hard drive failed and I had to ship it back for a replacement. I got a refusbished one in 2 weeks. And it died 6 months later. It turns out the Toshiba hard drives used for the iPod Photo are defective and tend to break down very easily, even if you treat the iPod good (for example, you don't drop it). The only way to remporarily restore the player is by giving it a firm smack on the side, the "stuck" hard drive realigns itself and at least you can copy your stuff back to your computer. That was my first experience with an Apple product, and hopefully my last. I paid 340 Euros for it (a little more than 400$), all my money at that time. Now I have a Creative Zen Stone, 2GB, it smells like shit but at least it works perfectly since July 2007!
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?BunkMatch.Com | jui340awet665 | (3.00) | 7,544 | 2011-09-08 |
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Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.
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?May 1st 2010: The day a college career was ruine... | Clodius | (3.67) | 1,650 | 2011-06-19 |
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Firefighter drops out of school
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?(nsfw) Fat Bitch Meets the Ground | MikaTheAss | (3.80) | 3,691 | 2011-04-01 |
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An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.
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?PDE comic from October 16, 2003 | prairiedogeric10 | (3.62) | 1,499 | 2010-04-20 |
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This was before I added a 10 to my name. Story short, annoying ass kid always tried to hang out with me and my much L337er pals in 9th grade, so I drew comics about him and everyone laughed. I'm the dude with the 'fro and the math-related T-shirt (bh = base*height, but it looks like bitch because that was an inside joke from the year before when this one kid asked an English teacher if we could say "bitch" in class if we were talking about a female dog because we had just gotten a lecture about swearing vs. cussing and what the difference is, and the reason I'm the 'fro guy is because that's from an inside joke in my 8th grade band class that only scottiepimpin and I find funny because I drew this stupid picture on a trombone sheet music version of the school song, see http://bitchman.ytmnd.com for the original drawing) and scottiepimpin is the DI guy (inside joke that I don't even understand). The other two guys aren't ytmnders.
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?Mega Man 10 Sneak Preview | pharaohmobius | (3.46) | 1,600 | 2010-03-01 |
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Mega Man 10 is slated for release next year on WiiWare, Xbox LIVE Arcade and the PSN with character Proto Man selectable from the start. While Mega Man can get notoriously hard, Mega Man 10 has even more boners than usual.
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Mega Man 10, awesomest game, old school action,
Chawwa won't care because it's coming out on Wii
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?Playboy? | eratosthenes | (3.53) | 2,390 | 2009-10-18 |
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It's for school! That's a pic of myself from 18 years ago so don't freak out if you think anything otherwise. [Edit] I removed the obnoxious disc-scratching
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?Montreal Expos: Rest in Peace...... | Horks | (4.00) | 2,713 | 2009-06-01 |
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Timmy Raines ALWAYS stole the base.
Andre Dawson ALWAYS hit the homerun.
Gary Carter ALWAYS threw out the baserunner.
Le Grande Orange was ALWAYS too school for school.
And Jackie Robinson was a hero to EVERYONE.
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?ALICECOOPERTMND (refresh) | hbomberman | (3.69) | 2,252 | 2009-03-31 |
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With all the recent ALICEINCHAINSTMNDs, epic golfer, sex symbol, and listener of music, Alice Cooper, decided to put his own out. Buy his dvd today! (the golf one, not the porno...)
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?still shakey after crying about dicks | whineyvoice | (1.00) | 963 | 2008-09-21 |
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no description given.
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?(nsfw) Segal leaves no child behind | fearcondom | (4.59) | 46,249 | 2008-08-25 |
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Steven Segal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student absence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.
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P.S. 42 Elementary school security cam
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?Robotnik Strikes Back! | Silverman | (3.42) | 1,868 | 2008-05-11 |
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I am sick of all the new sonic games and characters. This is keeping it old school, but on a new system. This is what should have come out after Sonic and Knuckles. Mixed some new art with the rebuilt Death Star, since the Death Egg was destroyed. Eat sh*
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Robotnik,Strikes,Back,Sonic,The,Hedgehog,Playstation,3
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?Irwin R. Schyster wants to remind you something... | jgera5 | (3.11) | 2,036 | 2008-02-03 |
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I.R.S. of old-school, early 90's WWF needs to come out of retirement for this one. After all, it is tax season, and he is a current producer for WWE!
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?I Really Miss Your Hairy Buttface | Ally15014 | (3.64) | 1,553 | 2008-01-06 |
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On our way to school one day, we heard this song on the radio. My mom asked, "Did he just say 'I really miss your hairy buttface'?" I thought that's what he sang too, but my brother found out what the real lyrics were
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?for crying out loud, fourest... | Galano | (3.18) | 1,240 | 2007-11-02 |
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me and fourest had a day off from school today and the bastard said he was too busy to hang out today.
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mygodman
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fourest, i knew it, obvious
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