?Aunt Hortense Woohoo |
jassono |
(1.00) |
784 |
2011-01-06 |
description:
May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your great aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate
domain:
hortensewoohoo
keywords:
Homer, Simpson, Aunt Hortense, woohoo, inherit, estate
fg image origin:
Screen cap
bg image origin:
Screen cap
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?HE'S ONE OF THE KILLERS TOO |
Null |
(1.00) |
1,228 |
2010-12-30 |
description:
A mere man accuses the legendary fruit stand operator Chuck Finley of the gravest crime of all.
domain:
brucecampellsellspineapples
keywords:
HE, SELLS, PINEAPPLES, ERIC
fg image origin:
burn notice
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?Because he can't sing or dance... |
Richdog89 |
(4.49) |
12,557 |
2010-10-21 |
description:
No, maybe I can't win, maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's gonna have to kill me, and to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me, and to do that, he's gotta be willing to die himself and I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know, I don't know.
domain:
rockybubonic
keywords:
rocky, mouse, workout, pushups, boxing
fg image origin:
a shack in the middle of the Russian steppes
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?Weekend at Bernies is still a fun-filled summer rom... |
UnemployedLoser |
(4.16) |
8,242 |
2010-08-28 |
description:
I'm not being a post-modern ironic, 20-something 80's-born faggot, this movie is good, despite being drenched in the culture of maybe the worst era in humankind. Solid and tightly wound screen-writing, good gags, decent acting, a lot of credit should go to the actor who played Bernie, best physical comedy that had happened in ages. You know, a lot of people thought physical comedy was DEAD, for many, many years. After all, it had it's a main-stay of silent-era movies, and a hold-over from the Vaudeville days, so many people labelled it as old-timey and therefore, it would never be funny again. Jim Carey made a whole lot of damn money proving them wrong and I think it stands as a testament to the fact that anything that was popular at any point and history can be brought back to some extent. Maybe YTMND, too.
domain:
foop
keywords:
YTMND is still a dead website, and I'm obviously part of the problem
fg image origin:
My HD rip of Weekend At Bernies that I downloaded from tehparadox.com (good forum if you're into direct downloads)
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?This has also probably already been done |
anystrom |
(2.33) |
1,463 |
2010-08-27 |
description:
Madeline Kahn (September 29, 1942 – December 3, 1999) was a Massachusetts-born actress, known primarily for her comedic roles. Director Mel Brooks — who directed her in four films — said of her: "She is one of the most talented people that ever lived... I mean, either in stand-up comedy, or acting, or whatever you want, you can't beat Madeline Kahn."[1]
Kahn was born Madeline Gail Wolfson in Boston, Massachusetts, the daughter of Paula Kahn and Bernard Wolfson, who was a garment manufacturer.[2][3] She was raised in a non-observant Jewish family.[4] Her parents divorced when Kahn was two, and Kahn and her mother moved to New York City. Several years later, both of her parents remarried and gave Kahn two half-siblings: Jeffrey (from her mother) and Robyn (from her father).
In 1948, Kahn was sent to a progressive boarding school in Pennsylvania and stayed there until 1952.
domain:
empressnympho
keywords:
her birth name was "Wolfson"
fg image origin:
History of the World, Pt. I
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?The Last Guido Standing |
KnightZero |
(2.00) |
673 |
2010-08-15 |
description:
Jersey shoe meets metal.
domain:
TheLastGuidoStanding
keywords:
the last man standing hammerfall guido jersy shore
fg image origin:
The jersey shore
bg image origin:
The jersey shore
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?Happy Belated Canada Day! |
Harbltron |
(3.63) |
2,257 |
2010-07-02 |
description:
Oh Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love, in all thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide, O Canada
We stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
domain:
iwasgoingtomakethisyesterdaybutthenigotdrunk
keywords:
Canada, is, awesome
fg image origin:
Google.ca
bg image origin:
Google.ca
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?George Senior still can't get a decent prison ... |
Krangar18 |
(4.26) |
5,447 |
2010-06-22 |
description:
george bluth really wants to eat his sandwich but he has no bread so he's begging michael to go buy him some and even though the bluth company's funds have been locked up by the fcc, he says there is always money in the banana stand which michael burned down in an act of defiance against him so now there is no money, no bread, no banana stand, and george senior is horny, pissed off, and having a love affair with his "sandwich" (i edited out the ice cream part so that it would all make sense)
domain:
georgebluth
keywords:
arrested development, bread, ratatat
fg image origin:
rested velopment
bg image origin:
mother. michael. i mean george-michael.
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?Pak Thriller |
purplepp1eater |
(1.50) |
588 |
2010-06-10 |
description:
Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize your neighbourhood. And whosoever shall be found. Without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of hell. And rot inside a corpses shell.
domain:
pakthriller
keywords:
danny pak, thriller, lens crafters
fg image origin:
facebook
bg image origin:
http://plan9from.blogspot.com/2009/06/darkness-falls-across-land.html
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?panetone Osworld funny stand up comedics - pie in ... |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(3.38) |
1,604 |
2010-02-18 |
description:
dong heffermane delivers a kfc package to n*gg*r ups poin t your broswer to www.berine.com and theres me riding a jetski
domain:
jarrysinefilled
fg image origin:
Kaven James
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?HE TOOK IT OUT |
Inbox |
(3.88) |
2,083 |
2010-02-02 |
description:
a straight youtube rip played over the music with no editing whatsoever
domain:
hetookitout
keywords:
seinfeld, jackson 5
fg image origin:
Seinfeld - The Stand-In
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?Young Lincoln goes to the theatre but gets distracted... |
amindlessidiot |
(3.95) |
10,603 |
2010-01-05 |
description:
The name's Fred G. Sanford, and the 'G' stands for Gordon Shumway.
domain:
shumway
keywords:
what'
fg image origin:
ws
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?Old crap from 2007 in Boston |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.60) |
3,153 |
2009-12-13 |
description:
people walking by looked at me weird, also fail at standing the same way George Zimmer does
domain:
wearhouse
keywords:
Finals Week
fg image origin:
Boston
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?Double your pleasure, double your fun, ... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.19) |
11,336 |
2009-11-17 |
description:
"Whatever, who gives a sh*t?" - Danny Glover; Rice Krispies Treats Commercial; Christmas 1996~During taping, Mr. Glover incorrectly called a Rice Krispies Treat square a Crunch Berry Bar; he spouted the above quote after a producer corre
domain:
batman-cant-stop-the-rock
keywords:
call the locksmith
fg image origin:
dunder mifflin
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?Harry Potter and the Horrible Stand Up |
Millennia07 |
(3.14) |
1,083 |
2009-11-05 |
description:
nobody talks to that guy.... for a good reason
domain:
whatthebloodyhellwasthat
keywords:
this, fad, is, broken, harry, potter, and, the , fail, Millennia07
fg image origin:
He needs to
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?ducks |
LegoLewdite |
(4.13) |
7,176 |
2009-10-19 |
description:
Donald stands in for most the disney duck pantheon, Weird Al, Quacker, Tom and Jerry, US Acres, You Bet Your Life, Orville the Duck, Duckman, Duck Hunt, Disco Duck
domain:
afewducks
keywords:
sex with ducks, the mighty ducks, donald duck, howard the duck, daffy duck, wade, ducky, aflac, rubber ducky, duck soup, macho duck, jethro tull
fg image origin:
land before time, pretty in pink, edits
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?why am i standing in this line? |
houseofcards |
(3.36) |
1,110 |
2009-09-17 |
description:
domain:
whyamistandinginthisliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
fg image origin:
disturbed
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?In Soviet Russia... |
Flameman |
(3.83) |
2,075 |
2009-08-06 |
description:
Who can guess what the URL stands for?
domain:
dwwvfoa
keywords:
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia, you forgot Poland, forgot Poland, Poland, Moskau, Moskau Moskau
fg image origin:
John Kerry, Poland
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?Link: ghost nedm. |
Mikebluez |
(3.70) |
2,456 |
2009-07-20 |
description:
domain:
grabbed
keywords:
The legend of zelda, NEDM, Distorted, Link
fg image origin:
Link standing in the rain.
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?How to fail at life... |
AllYourHope |
(2.50) |
1,297 |
2009-07-15 |
description:
This site is a parody of The Fray's - Save a Life.
Attention: This video is not for the light-hearted, by light-hearted I mean anyone who can't stand to see someone making fun of World of Warcraft.
domain:
savealifeparody
keywords:
How To Fail At Life, WoW, World of Warcraft, death knight, The Fray, Save a life, Lich King
fg image origin:
bravecreatures.com, guide2games.info, ripten.com, shunra.com
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?Chattanooga Stand in the place where you live. |
chattanoogasit |
(2.50) |
2,158 |
2009-07-06 |
description:
Sit in the place where you live
domain:
ChattanoogaStand
keywords:
Chattanooga, stand, sit
fg image origin:
Chattanooga Sit
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?Merlot's Place - Season 1, Ep. 1 |
Camshaft |
(4.20) |
1,430 |
2009-07-03 |
description:
In the pilot of Merlot's Place, we meet our main character, a wisecracking bottle of wine, whose life experiences stand to entertain us all.
domain:
merlotsplace
keywords:
Merlot's Place - Season 1 Ep. 1
fg image origin:
Merlot's Place - Season 1 Ep. 1
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?Have I found wheresgeorge bills from your county... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.60) |
1,942 |
2009-06-30 |
description:
This is a map of the counties from which I have found marked wheresgeorge bills. As far as the colors go, they stand for number of entries of the bills prior to me entering them. Read more below (after NewDeeDeeDeer's spam). Last edited: 2-8-11
domain:
County
keywords:
currency, tracking
fg image origin:
map of bills from counties which have traveled to me
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?FLAPTMND: BWHAAAAA??!! |
TheAlexmeister |
(3.50) |
1,646 |
2009-06-08 |
description:
You try to run, but find that you're paralyzed. You stand, frozen in horror, as the realization washes over you: We all die alone.
domain:
BHWAAAAAAA
keywords:
Flapjack, Misadventures, Cartoon Network, BHWAAAHHH??!
fg image origin:
Las Aventuras Marvelosas De Flapjack
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?Yuri watches television |
lpgunit |
(4.05) |
3,422 |
2009-05-29 |
description:
Even Yuri can't stand the crappy squee of Hannah and her teeny-bopper fans. And I'm starting a new Yuri fad, too.
domain:
yurisrevenge
keywords:
command and conquer, red alert 2, red alert, red, alert, rainbow, stalin, yuri, hannah, hanna, montana, disney, teen
fg image origin:
Yuri's Revenge + Hannah Montana + edits
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?KATIE STARES INTO YOUR SOUL |
prettypedantic |
(2.67) |
1,310 |
2009-04-21 |
description:
i effing hate this bitch
domain:
bragastares
keywords:
i would stand on a chair in order to kick her squarely in the face
fg image origin:
facebook
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?The REAL drew pickles... |
therealdrewpickles |
(3.90) |
4,121 |
2009-04-19 |
description:
the real drew pickles stands up
domain:
picklesstandsup
keywords:
drew pickles
fg image origin:
drew pickles
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?Happy National Weight-Lifting Spotter Day! |
TheChad |
(4.14) |
3,213 |
2009-04-05 |
description:
April 5th is National Weight-Lifting Spotter Appreciation Day! Show some love for the guy who stands behind you, all crotch-in-facelike.
domain:
cantliftwithoutyou
keywords:
weight, lift, dew army, spotter
fg image origin:
the google
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?SHIRTMND: Almost good idea |
c0rPsE |
(3.67) |
831 |
2009-04-04 |
description:
ALL THE GIRLS STANDING IN LINE FOR THE BATHROOM
domain:
besidesthefactimajerk
keywords:
ALL THE GIRLS STANDING IN LINE FOR THE BATHROOM shirt
fg image origin:
Me psa ytmnd
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?I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MY FLAG AND TH... |
boomerchunks |
(3.67) |
1,294 |
2009-03-05 |
description:
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MY FLAG AND THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS: ONE NATION INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
domain:
PUSHANDSHOVE
keywords:
nwo, republican, democrat, wal, mart, 2012, jesus, secret, agenda, reptil
fg image origin:
MSpaint
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