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Steven Segal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student absence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.

stevenheartkids

children,justice,Steven Segal

P.S. 42 Elementary school security cam

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml I was checking out the site for a school report about stealing ideas and the internet

ebaumsironic

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml

I heard that Gorillaz sampled the Bel-Air theme so I thought I'd mix the 2 together with Audacity for the lulz.

gorillazbelaird

Gorillaz, Fresh Prince, Will Smith, got flipped, turned upside down, Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school, my mom got scared, aunte and uncle in bel-air, Fresh, Dice, Mirror, smell ya later, also c*cks

Google image search

AIDS commerical from the 90's tells about being too cool for school and how it gets you dead like a real bitch. So kids you wanna go out like a real bitch don't use a condom ya f*ggot f*cks

AIDSisNoJoke

AIDS, no joke, commerical, 90's

AIDS commerical from the 90's

Actual PETA "comic" that they hand out to elementary school kids. Available here http://www.fisharesmart.com/pdfs/DaddyKillsAnimals.pdf#search=%22your%20daddy%20kills%20animals%22

daddykills

PETA, Daddy, kill, fish, psycho

See Description

Seriously

YANMF

Dice, Mirror, Cab, Fresh, Auntie, Uncle, in b4, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, up to no good, Will Smith

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Papa's Got A Brand New Excuse

I was rating the original Satey not guarenteed YTMND when i saw this ad. I quickly print screen'd it. Internet safety not guarenteed.

SNG1965

Safety, Mullet, Hax, High school drop out

Go 5 the damn safety guarenteed yourself

A paper my friend turned in his senior year of high school. He got 5 out of 10 points, probably out of sympathy because the teacher thought he was half retarded or something. Also he doesn't really hate Asians.

ZOMGPRONKIDPWNT

asians, paper, school

see description

See part one. I looked at the back, and it described how to get to said treasure. It also had a poorly detailed map of the school. I couldn't help but laugh. I have tried to make out what the person was saying in the writing, but some of it is not right.

smstreasurept2

treasure, bedn, candy, stupid middle schoolers, textbook, map,

See Description

the history of tomorrow is writen today and judging by the music we listen to i fear for the future

historyoutube

ytmnd is not youtube unless someone make a ytmnd featuring the actuall old school site then it's a free for all the rules will be tossed out the window in complete madness and vodka fumes

the museum of film

Timmy Raines ALWAYS stole the base. Andre Dawson ALWAYS hit the homerun. Gary Carter ALWAYS threw out the baserunner. Le Grande Orange was ALWAYS too school for school. And Jackie Robinson was a hero to EVERYONE.

montrealexpos

montreal, montreal expos, jackie robinson, baseball, expos

Internet (various)

From "Degrassi: School's Out"

joeyjeremiah

degrassi

Degrassi

Degrassi

Bombshell Harley Quinn is a version of Harley Quinn from an alternate universe. Attending Charm School in the United States of America, Harleen Quinzel rebelled against the decorum and restraint expected of women of the era. Found unappealing for being a "brassy, mouthy broad with a sense of humour" Harleen found partnership with a gangster she affectionately called "Mistah J". Together the duo "robbed from the rich and gave to whoever" but "Mistah J" quickly became more and more dark as their thefts continued and he became interested in the occult. Seeking out the "Belle of the Bog" (Barbara Gourdon) in the bayou of Louisiana Harleen left her love when she decided that she didn't wish to become a monster. Becoming a talented doctor specializing in psychology, Harleen practised at the Arkham Ward; Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, in London due to being kept from working in more auspicious hospitals due to her gender and her past involvement with crime. On December, 1940, Harleen was tending to Shondra Kinsolving; one of her patients who was once a doctor and colleague of Harleen's who worked at the Ward, during one of the city's wartime blackouts on christmas. Suffering from nightmares, Shondra revealed to Harleen that she was dreaming of London being overrun by humanoid, shadow monsters, and a long-toothed, laughing man whispering a message for Harley to "Come find him". Hearing this message makes Harleen have a mental breakdown and arise with her face transformed in clown makeup and exhibiting enhanced agility. Leaving the hospital, Harleen crashes a christmas dance party where she causes grief amongst the English soldiers when she steals the women in the party for herself to dance with. Observing as her attempts lead to a bar fight, Aviation Officer Hal Jordan introduces himself to Harleen and is quickly seduced by the female doctor as she has him lead her to his plane in Whitemore airfield whereupon she steals his key, knocks him out and hijacks his plane to fly to Berlin where she believed her "beau" to be. Three miles from Calais over the English Channel, Harleen's plane is shot down by German infantry and she crash lands in the greenhouse of Pamela Ysley; a smuggler who worked for Selina Digatti until the Germans seized her hometown of Calais three months earlier. As part of a plan of vengeance, Pamela sold her luxurious items to the occupying Nazis forces and then one night brewed a perfume so sweet that it made the Nazis drowsy and gave Pamela her chance to kill them. But an unexpected side effect to the perfume turned Pamela's skin green. As she was in the process of vacating the house after learning of France's surrender to Germany, Harleen convinces Pamela to leave with her to Berlin; killing Nazi soldiers as they drove through occupied towns. Reaching Berlin a few days after the Battle of Britain and Nazi Germany's attempted use of Tenebrae undead to bolster their army, Harleen and Pamela break into the "Cabaret of the Joker's Daughter" only to discover that the Joker's Daughter had lured Harleen there posing as "Mistah J". Revealing that she intended to bring her master back by having him possess Pamela's body, Harleen cuts off the Joker's Daughter's hand and escapes with Pamela to "The Cat's Cradle"; a smugglers den used by Pamela and Selina Digatti to store their smuggled goods 20-25 meters below Berlin. While growing an underground garden to provide food beneath the city, the duo run into Raven, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine; who were also fleeing from the Joker's Daughter, and soon afterward, Kate Kane, Renee Montoya and Selina Degatti; who were preparing to use the tunnels in a mission to smuggle Jews out of a Berlin Ghetto.

BSHarleyQuinn

DC Universe Online,DC,Universe Online,Online,DC Universe,Universe,DC Online,DCU Online,DCUOnline,DCUO,UO,Bombshell Harley Quinn,Harley Quinn,Bombshell,Bomb,Shell,shell,Quinn,Harley,Harleen Quinzel,Harleen,Quinzel,alternate universe,alternate,universe,Skanda

https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Harley_Quinn#Gallery

https://dcuniverseonline.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell_Harley_Quinn#Gallery

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chadazoid

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

Original video.

Breen and Gman duke it out, old-school style!

gmanballoonfight

balloon, fight, gman, wonderful, breen, bud lite

gmod

With all the recent ALICEINCHAINSTMNDs, epic golfer, sex symbol, and listener of music, Alice Cooper, decided to put his own out. Buy his dvd today! (the golf one, not the porno...)

alicecoopertmnd

Alice Cooper plays golf and bangs chicks, Alice Cooper, Alice in chains, nsynch, golf, schools out for winter

Google+Me

Firefighter drops out of school

ripcollegecareer

firefighter,college,career,welding,math major,taking final even though already failed class

internet

On our way to school one day, we heard this song on the radio. My mom asked, "Did he just say 'I really miss your hairy buttface'?" I thought that's what he sang too, but my brother found out what the real lyrics were

buttface

hairy,butt,face,hinder

google images

An actual poster that was in my school last year. Not edited aside from blurring out the principal's signature.

showdiversity

Diversity Communism

Scanned

This was before I added a 10 to my name. Story short, annoying ass kid always tried to hang out with me and my much L337er pals in 9th grade, so I drew comics about him and everyone laughed. I'm the dude with the 'fro and the math-related T-shirt (bh = base*height, but it looks like bitch because that was an inside joke from the year before when this one kid asked an English teacher if we could say "bitch" in class if we were talking about a female dog because we had just gotten a lecture about swearing vs. cussing and what the difference is, and the reason I'm the 'fro guy is because that's from an inside joke in my 8th grade band class that only scottiepimpin and I find funny because I drew this stupid picture on a trombone sheet music version of the school song, see http://bitchman.ytmnd.com for the original drawing) and scottiepimpin is the DI guy (inside joke that I don't even understand). The other two guys aren't ytmnders.

paperairplane

penis

I drew it

A study desk from the libarary at my school which my girlfriend pointed out to me as YTMNDable

deskofnazi

OMG, Secret, Nazi, Desk, Cheese

Personal Photo

last day prank

fschool

schoolyard school subliminal fuck prank kids rebellion teenage wasteland Alice Cooper schools out for summer message

our last day of school

Tried to get them to put shoe on head, but I found out they fail at school.

LiveJasminFails

LiveJasmin, Shoe, Dumb

My own Screenshot

This student took a picture of himself f*cking a twinkie in the cafeteria bathroom on a dare. The entire school found out and saw the pictures. Schoolwide commotion ensued, and a suspension. It was a truly epic twinkie.

epictwinkie

epic, twinkie, penis, school, suspension, referral

internets

A tribute to the season of summer, in all it's glory

beachbabysummer

hot girls beach baby song sex schools out love good times

Rocking out old school

oldschoolz

old school richard cheese

forum

It's for school! That's a pic of myself from 18 years ago so don't freak out if you think anything otherwise. [Edit] I removed the obnoxious disc-scratching

pbsurprise

playboy,bunny,sexy,not,really,little,boy,sticker

SELF...a few years removed

Emma Frost was the beautiful and mysterious telepath who showed up on the X-Men 's doorstep just when they needed her most. She once tried to start her own school for gifted mutants, the Massachusetts Academy. The ambitious Emma is the X-Men's only hope of finding their missing colleagues. She can read minds and project thoughts into other's minds, controlling their actions. She can project mental blasts to knock out her victims by touching their brow and is able to change her skin into diamond form. Emma has shown a romantic interest in Scott Summers A.K.A. 'Cyclops' but nothing came out of it since Scott didn't return those feelings even after Emma tried to erase his memorises of Jean. After Emma's secret was revealed, Scott lost his trust in her but didn't allow Jean to attack her. After Emma sacrificed her life to save everyone, Scott seemingly forgave her.

EmmaFrost

Emma Frost,Frost,Emma,Wolverine and the X-Men,Wolverine and the X Men,X-Men,X Men,Wolverine,Logan,Scott Summers A.K.A. 'Cyclops',Scott Summers A.K.A. Cyclops,Cyclops,Scott Summers,Scott,Marvel,Comics,Marvel Comic,Comic,Marvel Comics,Skanda,Animation,Animated,mutants,mutant,gifted mutants,gifted mutant,X-Man,X-WoMen,X WoMen,X-WoMan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvvDE9dwDU8

https://x.com/ReignOfPride/status/1859818191217885543

I thought that the music fit well with the animation, and I loved old-school Netscape. Also it turns out the latest Netscape (based on Firefox) is the hotness, but it'll be phased out on 1 February 2008, almost as soon as it came: http://browser.netsca

netscape

Netscape, throbber, nostalgia, old-school, drum+bass, stars, LTJ Bukem

Netscape