| ?(nsfw) What the Fuck is That, Cy? |
KMFDM |
(1.25) |
2,453 |
2006-01-10 |
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description:
Cy, the kitten with one eye had another interesting feature. Before he died, that is. In one day. Because he was an affront to God and God could not stand to see such blasphemy live.
domain:
oneeyedkittenwtf
keywords:
what the fuck is that, full metal jacket quote, one eyed kitten, cy, cyclopes, penis
fg image origin:
ex-girlfriend sent me the link from Yahoo News
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| ?Got Balls? |
vvarouh |
(1.20) |
1,308 |
2008-02-10 |
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description:
Friend in bowling alley holding bowling balls to his crotch. Standing there looking like a badass while his friend holds a snapple bottle below the balls.
domain:
gotninjaballls
keywords:
got, balls, ninja, bowling, alley, awesome, matrix, snapple, funny, best
fg image origin:
Friend took the picture on camera and uploaded it to facebook
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| ?Larry The Cable Guy Sounds Like A Pig |
IceWarm |
(1.17) |
2,404 |
2007-07-01 |
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description:
Dan Whitney(Larry The Cable Guy) makes pig sounds during a stand-up routine early in his career.
domain:
larrythepig
keywords:
Pig, Larry, Cable, Larry The Cable Guy
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROn7ZvVoW8
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| ?M-O-O-N spells |
andfly84 |
(1.00) |
858 |
2005-11-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
moonspells
keywords:
call on me, the stand, retard
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| ?I Can't Stand the Rain! |
CableZL |
(1.00) |
905 |
2005-08-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
icstr
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| ?Do The Keg Stand Cheech! |
therob18 |
(1.00) |
994 |
2005-11-16 |
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description:
lol cheech do the Keg Stand!
domain:
cheechkeg
fg image origin:
n****rs
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| ?The naacp wont stand for it |
Tremor08 |
(1.00) |
795 |
2006-01-01 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
emokidboohoo
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| ?The Indisputable Four Boys of Stand By Me!-The F... |
rudypoo2007 |
(1.00) |
706 |
2007-07-19 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thefabfourthefactsoflife
keywords:
Facts of Life, The Facts of Life
fg image origin:
my pc's photo folder.
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| ?Dead Children |
micfri |
(1.00) |
1,112 |
2007-12-05 |
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description:
The thing is you don't want to die...but this man will sacrifice countless numbers of children like you and yours for what him and his constitutes want. Don't stand by and let the world suffer in his wake any longer or you may be a victim of what as of y
domain:
bushchildren
keywords:
children killed in Iraq us troops 4000 wwIII
fg image origin:
Bush.com
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| ?Awesome Laughing Man |
Wolfoxery |
(1.00) |
1,902 |
2008-07-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
awsom
keywords:
awesome, lauhging man, ghost in the shell, stand alone complex
fg image origin:
Laughing Man + AWESOME
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| ?will smith is the last man standing |
racso802 |
(1.00) |
831 |
2008-10-18 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
lastmanstandingiamlegend
keywords:
infection, halo, will smith, i am legend, halo 3
fg image origin:
i am legend
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| ?(nsfw) Kid smacks car with plastic pipe caught on c... |
thatdudeuk |
(1.00) |
1,014 |
2008-11-26 |
|
description:
Child smacks car with pole while his mother stands on the doorstep watching him.
domain:
hess
keywords:
Hess,chav,underclass,scum
fg image origin:
own work
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| ?Standing in the sunset glow |
Godot |
(1.00) |
1,519 |
2008-12-22 |
|
description:
A sunset is like a promise that tomorrow will come, yet at the same time gives us a feeling of melancholy that another day has passed. We accept it, and never let go of the past.
domain:
thepromiseoftomorrow
keywords:
people think I'm a f*g, sunset, beauty, heaven, relax, take it easy,
fg image origin:
Google
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| ?HE'S ONE OF THE KILLERS TOO |
Null |
(1.00) |
1,069 |
2010-12-30 |
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description:
A mere man accuses the legendary fruit stand operator Chuck Finley of the gravest crime of all.
domain:
brucecampellsellspineapples
keywords:
HE, SELLS, PINEAPPLES, ERIC
fg image origin:
burn notice
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| ?Aunt Hortense Woohoo |
jassono |
(1.00) |
708 |
2011-01-06 |
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description:
May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your great aunt Hortense. As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate
domain:
hortensewoohoo
keywords:
Homer, Simpson, Aunt Hortense, woohoo, inherit, estate
fg image origin:
Screen cap
bg image origin:
Screen cap
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| ?Kimmo Timonen Epic Save |
MainCranium |
(1.00) |
1,103 |
2011-10-07 |
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description:
PHILADELPHIA FLYERS VS. BOSTON BRUINS BOSTON, MA - OCTOBER 06: Kimmo Timonen #44 of the Philadelphia Flyers clears the puck as Ilya Bryzgalov #30 stands by on October 6, 2011 at TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. The Philadelphia Flyers defeated the Boston Bruins 2-1. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
domain:
timonen
keywords:
imonen,Hockey,Timonen,Bryzgalov,Horton,Flyers,Bruins
fg image origin:
http://1.cdn.nhle.com/flyers/images/upload/gallery/2011/10/128374964_slide.jpg
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| ?BANSHEE COME BACK |
neutrondiffraction |
(1.00) |
327 |
2012-01-24 |
|
description:
Will the real Sean Cassidy please stand up?
domain:
seancassidy
fg image origin:
X-Men
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| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
1,953 |
2012-09-08 |
|
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
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| ?JonPosing |
fritzer523 |
(1.00) |
383 |
2013-12-22 |
|
description:
Friend always stands the same in pics with gf
domain:
Jonposing
keywords:
Stance,jon
fg image origin:
Friends face book
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| ?(っ◔◡◔)っ♥𝒟𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓀𝒶𝒞𝒶𝓉𝓋𝒾𝓃♥... |
Degen69 |
(1.00) |
312 |
2021-11-20 |
|
description:
𝒟𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓀𝒶's legacy as a proud transgender woman will live on! We stand by her against the oppressive legal system! XOXO
domain:
Catvin
fg image origin:
pixlr
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| ?the K stands for KING |
p0pstxr |
(1.00) |
170 |
2022-09-19 |
|
description:
the most gamer of kings
domain:
mrkevinsynthv
keywords:
synthesizerv,mrkevinsynthv,dreamtonics
fg image origin:
meme by 4blood on twitter I forgot the original
bg image origin:
https://twitter.com/MrKevinSynthV/status/1501707154948034571?s=20&t=mAWifa9Cr4QH_nMKEUQ3-Q
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