?Mega Man 10 Sneak Preview |
pharaohmobius |
(3.46) |
1,600 |
2010-03-01 |
description:
Mega Man 10 is slated for release next year on WiiWare, Xbox LIVE Arcade and the PSN with character Proto Man selectable from the start. While Mega Man can get notoriously hard, Mega Man 10 has even more boners than usual.
domain:
megaman10
keywords:
Mega Man 10, awesomest game, old school action,
Chawwa won't care because it's coming out on Wii
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official Megaman 10 site
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?Robotnik Strikes Back! |
Silverman |
(3.42) |
1,868 |
2008-05-11 |
description:
I am sick of all the new sonic games and characters. This is keeping it old school, but on a new system. This is what should have come out after Sonic and Knuckles. Mixed some new art with the rebuilt Death Star, since the Death Egg was destroyed. Eat sh*
domain:
robotnikstrikesback
keywords:
Robotnik,Strikes,Back,Sonic,The,Hedgehog,Playstation,3
fg image origin:
Photoshop, google image search.
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?Danzig with Wolves |
Yozetty |
(3.39) |
3,970 |
2006-11-22 |
description:
"The world needs its sh*tty ytmnds just like it needs its high school drop outs... both keep the upper crust more pristine..." - Socrates
domain:
danzigwithwolves
keywords:
danzig, wolves
fg image origin:
google
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?Mr. Crabbe |
anystrom |
(3.33) |
3,172 |
2012-07-02 |
description:
Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Biography
Early life
Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods.
Hogwarts years
First year
At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours.
Second year
During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat).
Third year
On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff.
Fourth year
In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater.
Fifth year
In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.
domain:
vincentcrabbe
keywords:
Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND
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Foreground Origin
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?Back to School Savings |
stormdlp |
(3.20) |
1,771 |
2006-09-16 |
description:
Wal-Mart is really looking out for today's students to make sure they get all their school supply needs!
domain:
trojan
keywords:
back, to, school, savings, trojan, funny, condom, lol, rofl, lmao
fg image origin:
Google
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?Judy Funnie (Doug) |
Skanda |
(3.20) |
201 |
2025-01-20 |
description:
Judith Anastasia "Judy" Funnie (born March 22nd, 1975) is the older sister of Doug Funnie. She's often depicted as being (overly) dramatic, is usually seen wearing only purple and black, and rarely takes off her beret or her sunglasses.
Judy was born some 16 years ago in Bloatsburg to Phil and Theda Funnie. It was five years later she gained a little brother of her own. She moved into Bluffington alongside her family.
At 16 years old, Judy is the oldest child in her family and while she's never particularly rebellious, she's very dramatic (due to being an actress) and often difficult to deal with.
However, she's very intelligent and artistic and therefore attends the Moody School, a school for artistically talented teenagers. Judy is sometimes tapped to give or direct performances at Bluffington Elementary, and although Doug initially dreads these events out of fear that Judy will embarrass him (as she has done in the past), Judy's productions usually turn out to be well received.
Jim Jinkins once pitched a spin-off series to Disney that would have focused on Judy, but Disney rejected it. At least there are episodes with Judy's name in the Disney show.
domain:
JudyFunnie
keywords:
Judy Funnie,Skanda,Cartoon,Toon,Cartoons,Toons,2D,3D,Judy,Doug,Funnie,Dog,Judith,Anastasia,Judith Anastasia,Judith Anastasia Funnie,Judith Funnie,Judith Anastasia "Judy" Funnie,Doug Funnie,sister,dramatic,Bloatsburg,Phil,Theda Funnie,Theda,Bluffington,family,16,16 years old,16 years,16 year,rebellious,Moody,Mood,teenagers,teenager,teen,spin-off series,spin-off,series,Disney,ABC,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,10,00,000,-,+,*,/,66,69,420,333,777,666,~,`,!,@,#,$,^,&,(,),_,=,},],{,[,|",\,",',:,;,?,>,.,WWW,GG,DC,CD,CC,XYZ
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https://archive.org/details/doug-female-swimsuit-bikini-scenes-higher-quality
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https://archive.org/details/doug-female-swimsuit-bikini-scenes-higher-quality
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?Grand Theft Auto - Virginia Tech |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(3.18) |
5,086 |
2007-04-17 |
description:
hay guiz i say this thing on the nwes where some guy killed oeople in comblunline high school so i decided if he had a gun there shuod be a gta out of it is int that awesome. stupid ppls aways saying "oh its a taragdy" but its tonota tra
domain:
gtavt
keywords:
virginia, tech, grand theft auto, virginia tech, current events, news, lol i watched the news so everyone has to listen to me because i watched the news
fg image origin:
lol i got a picture forrm cnn cuz i read the news and im so on t
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?for crying out loud, fourest... |
Galano |
(3.18) |
1,240 |
2007-11-02 |
description:
me and fourest had a day off from school today and the bastard said he was too busy to hang out today.
domain:
mygodman
keywords:
fourest, i knew it, obvious
fg image origin:
screen shot (see description)
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?Red Cross Collection Thief |
ILoveRuM |
(3.14) |
1,387 |
2006-06-23 |
description:
Actual Community Service Assignment given to one of my friends during high school. He stole a dollar out of the envelope while collections were being made.
domain:
redcross
keywords:
red cross, thief, ftw
fg image origin:
Myself
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?Irwin R. Schyster wants to remind you something... |
jgera5 |
(3.11) |
2,036 |
2008-02-03 |
description:
I.R.S. of old-school, early 90's WWF needs to come out of retirement for this one. After all, it is tax season, and he is a current producer for WWE!
domain:
irstaxman
keywords:
taxman irs beatles wwf wwe irwin schyster mike rotunda
fg image origin:
Yahoo! Search
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?Sequoia's number one! |
Zmev |
(3.00) |
1,065 |
2005-10-22 |
description:
Walking to school this morning after my slurpee, saw it but it didn't really sink in until I took a few steps. When I realized what it said I took those steps back and whipped out the camera phone.
domain:
seqnum1
keywords:
sequoia, number one, seq
fg image origin:
my phone's camera
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?BunkMatch.Com |
jui340awet665 |
(3.00) |
7,544 |
2011-09-08 |
description:
Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.
domain:
bunkmatch
keywords:
bunk,match,bunkmatch,,college,roommate,freshman,high school seniors,don't get raped
fg image origin:
Word art
bg image origin:
Stock
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?demoscene... |
Xequma |
(3.00) |
1,051 |
2014-09-03 |
description:
demosceneThe demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills.
The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). The first of the demoscene demos had a strong connection with software cracking, as competition grew rapidly and groups wanted better presentation of their releases.[1] When a cracked program was started, the cracker or his team would take credit with a graphical introduction called a "crack intro" (shortened cracktro). Within a year or two,[2] the making of intros and standalone demos evolved into a new subculture independent of the software (piracy) scene.[3]
Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[edit]
Screen shot from Second Reality, a famous[4] demo by Future Crew.
Prior to the popularity of IBM PC compatibles, most home computers of a given line had relatively little variance in their basic hardware, which made their capabilities practically identical. Therefore, the variations among demos created for one computer line were attributed to programming alone, rather than one computer having better hardware. This created a competitive environment in which demoscene groups would try to outperform each other in creating outstanding effects, and often to demonstrate why they felt one machine was better than another (for example Commodore 64 or Amiga versus Atari 800 or ST).
Demo writers went to great lengths to get every last bit of performance out of their target machine. Where games and application writers were concerned with the stability and functionality of their software, the demo writer was typically interested in how many CPU cycles a routine would consume and, more generally, how best to squeeze great activity onto the screen. Writers went so far as to exploit known hardware errors to produce effects that the manufacturer of the computer had not intended. The perception that the demo scene was going to extremes and charting new territory added to its draw.
Recent computer hardware advancements include faster processors, more memory, faster video graphics processors, and hardware 3D acceleration. With many of the past's challenges removed, the focus in making demos has moved from squeezing as much out of the computer as possible to making stylish, beautiful, well-designed real time artwork – a directional shift that many "old school demosceners" seem to disapprove of. This can be explained by the break introduced by the PC world, where the platform varies and most of the programming work that used to be hand-programmed is now done by the graphics card. This gives demo-groups a lot more artistic freedom, but can frustrate some of the old-schoolers for lack of a programming challenge. The old tradition still lives on, though. Demo parties have comp--404_er0-0r)_____________
domain:
demoscene
fg image origin:
Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[ed
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?(nsfw) No UFOs |
AaronD12 |
(3.00) |
791 |
2015-01-31 |
description:
I thought the blonde-wigged version of the girl in Sowelu - Let ME Lead U was cute, so I cut out the parts with her and added some old-school music to enhance your fapping pleasure.
domain:
noufos
keywords:
blonde,girl,sexy,japanese,bukkake
fg image origin:
Cut 'n pasted sections from the video.
bg image origin:
Audacity used to make seamless loop.
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?Carmen Valentina - TheSevenArtSx |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
242 |
2025-03-05 |
description:
AGE : 26 HEIGHT: 5'6" .
WEIGHT : 130lbs .
Born in Tijuana, Mexico Carmen grew up as an orphan at a mission outside of the city. Spending most of her time with the Nuns learning how to cook for her brothers and sisters, she developed a love for good food. It wasn't all peaceful however. The local Cartels regularly harassed and exploited the mission. In her teens she went out of her way to mess with and sabotage the Cartel with some of her school friends. When she was 17 she went too far and had to run to the US. There she gained citizenship and now lives in El Paso, Texas. Where she learned to play guitar from a homeless man and became a very talented exotic dancer. Overtime she saved up enough money she opened her own Mexican dining stall. Always proudly showing off her blessed assets its common for customers to come not just for the amazing food. 80% of all the money she makes is sent back to the mission where she grew up. The Cartel is still in pursuit of the woman who made a fool of them but the locals who know her adore and love her for her strong sense of charity both physically and visually. She is well protected by the people of El Paso. A fun loving, positive and empathetic woman, Carmen is a nice piece of ass...as well as a fine woman in and out .
domain:
CarmenValentina
keywords:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,11,10,01,100,1000,222,111,121,333,33,32,555,55,666,66,69,069,066,444,42,420,20,777,77,45,15,75,85,96,65,95,35,25,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),_,-,+,=,},],{,[,|,\,",',:,;,>,.,/,?,",'',XX,XZ,ZX,XY,W,L,LOL,WWW,Kek,F,GG,FG,GF,BG,H,THX,TH,RK,GIG,GIF,IMG,GM,MG,IN,V,C,A,D,S,Q,X,Z,Y,T,YT,TY,OP,O,120,TV,2D,3D,DD,CC,AA,Skanda,DC,DS,Brown,Gang,Black,Hola,Butt
fg image origin:
https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1770527460582645947
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https://x.com/TheSevenArts3D/status/1755690870828154900
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?The Quiznos Bitch mocks Mcfly |
lactoseman |
(2.90) |
1,614 |
2007-05-27 |
description:
Mcfly never has the good luck
domain:
stopfightingyoubojos
keywords:
mcfly, quiznos bitch, this is heavy, turn out to be *ssh*les or something, I don't believe it, I'm late for school, comma
fg image origin:
bitches + bojos
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?HEALTHY LIVING |
joypopturbo |
(2.83) |
859 |
2006-01-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
oldskoolque
keywords:
bbq meat cooking cook out vintage retro old school dad grandpa grandfather super great keen
fg image origin:
plan59
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?This is how Texans Do it! |
UrTheAsianNowDawg |
(2.83) |
1,619 |
2006-06-18 |
description:
Two teens from a texas high school working out...BLAST THOSE QUADS!
domain:
Jocks
keywords:
Steer, Queers, Texas, Game, Inside
fg image origin:
Cy Falls 1005-2006 Yearbook
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?Biggie's an Abusive Father |
Razzmatazz |
(2.80) |
851 |
2012-05-19 |
description:
Considered a fool cause he dropped out of high school, the Notorious B.I.G. now spends his days eating lunches, brunches and conducting interviews by the pool. In his spare time, the legendary hip-hop artist plays Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis and engages in some questionable at best parenting practices.
domain:
fivecarrotbabygirl
keywords:
Biggie,Notorious BIG,Juicy,HipHop,Rap
fg image origin:
iStockphoto
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?School's out in Pakistan |
nyc2007 |
(2.63) |
676 |
2006-10-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
schoolsoutpakistan
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?School's Out |
SlashHalen |
(2.57) |
1,056 |
2005-06-27 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
schoolsout
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?schools out for ytmnd |
bindlebootbrandy |
(2.50) |
564 |
2007-01-12 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
skoolsowt
fg image origin:
i bought it at a craft fair
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?Found this at my school (New music) |
TacoNacho |
(2.50) |
657 |
2006-10-02 |
description:
Lol i found this in a trash can at my school while looking for an assignment my freind threw out.
domain:
whyamericanidiotmusiccauseifeeltlikeitthatswhy
fg image origin:
my school
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?Africa's Problem |
enter |
(2.50) |
1,569 |
2006-12-19 |
description:
"In Africa, they don't have a 'public school system'. They have huts made out of mud and hay, and a 'wise man' who teaches the children how to hunt lions on the Saharah."
domain:
aidsinafrica
keywords:
Africa, Aids, Pwnt
fg image origin:
Africa
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?Gym Teachers |
mrbungle066 |
(2.45) |
1,111 |
2006-03-13 |
description:
stupid gym teacher clipped out of school paper
domain:
pedraza
keywords:
peppers, perv, gym teacher
fg image origin:
Spectator
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?Welcome back to school... |
rocketmonkey2 |
(2.45) |
693 |
2006-09-06 |
description:
Schools in session again
domain:
schoolshootingsareseriousbusiness
keywords:
school, school being out, shootings
fg image origin:
ogrish.com
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?Schools out |
BigNick699 |
(2.33) |
565 |
2006-06-14 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
yesnoschool
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?PLAYSTATION 3x2 |
blazej |
(2.26) |
1,521 |
2006-11-18 |
description:
This stuff IS PAYING FOR MY SCHOOL SO stop hating people, I HIRED 2 BUMS gave them money food and liquor, ROFL and yea my school is pimped out for a year!, other then that, yea dont hate, congratulate
domain:
Blazej
keywords:
Dont hate, Paid for school :)
fg image origin:
SouthSide Chicago
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?The Suffern Middle School Treasure! |
CaptinChu |
(2.25) |
1,298 |
2006-11-25 |
description:
A little story of when I was in my middle school. My teacher handed out textbooks. When I opened mine up, I found this little note in it. I can't post the full picture, it's a bit too large. I can send it to anyone who wants it, though!
domain:
smstreasurept1
keywords:
treasure, suffern, bomb shelter, candy, bedn, epic,
fg image origin:
See Description
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?SCHOOLS OUT |
deadScene |
(2.20) |
1,164 |
2005-04-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
schoolzout
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