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AIDS commerical from the 90's tells about being too cool for school and how it gets you dead like a real bitch. So kids you wanna go out like a real bitch don't use a condom ya f*ggot f*cks

AIDSisNoJoke

AIDS, no joke, commerical, 90's

AIDS commerical from the 90's

Steven Segal finds out that truancy is the nations leading cause of student absence from schools. In order to clean up the streets he's got to break the rules and leave no child behind.

stevenheartkids

children,justice,Steven Segal

P.S. 42 Elementary school security cam

Seriously

YANMF

Dice, Mirror, Cab, Fresh, Auntie, Uncle, in b4, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, up to no good, Will Smith

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Papa's Got A Brand New Excuse

A paper my friend turned in his senior year of high school. He got 5 out of 10 points, probably out of sympathy because the teacher thought he was half retarded or something. Also he doesn't really hate Asians.

ZOMGPRONKIDPWNT

asians, paper, school

see description

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml I was checking out the site for a school report about stealing ideas and the internet

ebaumsironic

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/may02.shtml

Actual PETA "comic" that they hand out to elementary school kids. Available here http://www.fisharesmart.com/pdfs/DaddyKillsAnimals.pdf#search=%22your%20daddy%20kills%20animals%22

daddykills

PETA, Daddy, kill, fish, psycho

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A dood freaks out when his cloudsong is stolen in Orcs and Humans. Old school!

cloudsongwarcraft1

cloudsong, warcraft, orcs, wow

Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.

bunkmatch

bunk,match,bunkmatch,,college,roommate,freshman,high school seniors,don't get raped

Word art

Stock

I was rating the original Satey not guarenteed YTMND when i saw this ad. I quickly print screen'd it. Internet safety not guarenteed.

SNG1965

Safety, Mullet, Hax, High school drop out

Go 5 the damn safety guarenteed yourself

I heard that Gorillaz sampled the Bel-Air theme so I thought I'd mix the 2 together with Audacity for the lulz.

gorillazbelaird

Gorillaz, Fresh Prince, Will Smith, got flipped, turned upside down, Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school, my mom got scared, aunte and uncle in bel-air, Fresh, Dice, Mirror, smell ya later, also c*cks

Google image search

hay guiz i say this thing on the nwes where some guy killed oeople in comblunline high school so i decided if he had a gun there shuod be a gta out of it is int that awesome. stupid ppls aways saying "oh its a taragdy" but its tonota tra

gtavt

virginia, tech, grand theft auto, virginia tech, current events, news, lol i watched the news so everyone has to listen to me because i watched the news

lol i got a picture forrm cnn cuz i read the news and im so on t

"The world needs its sh*tty ytmnds just like it needs its high school drop outs... both keep the upper crust more pristine..." - Socrates

danzigwithwolves

danzig, wolves

google

I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 luxu

livingbeyondmeans

living, living beyond means, beyond, beyond means, means, mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car, financing, graduation, black, african, black, african american.

Facebook profile

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

Original video.

Breen and Gman duke it out, old-school style!

gmanballoonfight

balloon, fight, gman, wonderful, breen, bud lite

gmod

A study desk from the libarary at my school which my girlfriend pointed out to me as YTMNDable

deskofnazi

OMG, Secret, Nazi, Desk, Cheese

Personal Photo

I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 lu

iamrich

living, living beyond means, beyond beyond, means, means mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car financing, graduation, black, african black ,african american.

facebook account

haha just playn bro. I was the one looking at this in the school computer lab. I squeezed out a load too, and left it on the lower side of the tabel like where people leave gum. except this wasn't just any gum! it was _C_um!!!!!!!!!!

tributetoblackwolf4830

at the end of zelda 1 link f*cks zelda raw dog style, but only to prove he is not gay, cause he had a raging hardon but that was only cause of gannon

hentaipalm.com forums

Vincent Crabbe (1979 or 1980 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood Dark Wizard, and the son of Death Eater Crabbe Sr.. Vincent Crabbe was also a student at Hogwarts and a member of Slytherin House. Crabbe, and Gregory Goyle were rarely seen without their ringleader Draco Malfoy. While Dolores Umbridge was Headmistress, he joined the Inquisitorial Squad. In his last year at Hogwarts, he became a Dark Wizard, as he learned to cast powerful dark curses, such as the Killing and the Cruciatus Curse. He accidentally killed himself using Fiendfyre on 2 May 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts. Biography Early life Vincent Crabbe was born into the pure-blood Crabbe family. His father, Mr. Crabbe, was a Death Eater. This likely influenced his son's prejudice against Muggle-borns and other non pure-bloods. Hogwarts years First year At the start of his first year, Crabbe was sorted into Slytherin House, along with his friends Draco Malfoy and Gregory Goyle, both of whom were also the sons of Death Eaters. Harry Potter noticed that Crabbe and Goyle seemed to act as bodyguards for Malfoy. When Draco challenged Harry to a duel, he selected Crabbe as his Second, although the challenge was merely a ruse to get Harry in trouble for being out of bed after hours. Second year During the second opening of the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger tricked him and Goyle into eating cakes containing a sleeping draught — by leaving the cakes on a banister, even though Crabbe and Goyle had already eaten much more than their fill (which would explain his obesity). Ron and Harry used hairs from Crabbe and Goyle to impersonate them, as components of a Polyjuice Potion, and spy on Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room (Hermione did not go as Millicent Bulstrode because she had used cat hairs, thinking they were Millicent's hairs from her robes, transforming her partly into a cat). Third year On the way to Hogwarts on his third year of education, Crabbe along with his friends stepped into Harry Potter's compartment to bully him. However, they could not act on their wishes as the new Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin, was in the compartment, sleeping. Early in the school year it was quite clear that the Dementors guarding Hogwarts from Sirius Black were feared by Harry, and so during a Quidditch match, Crabbe and his friends put their cloaks up and pretended to be Dementors in an attempt to scare Harry, which it did and Harry cast a Patronus charm in response. Goyle was later humiliated when Harry (under his Invisibility cloak) defended his friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley by throwing snowballs at him. Crabbe's attempts to scare Harry later in the year were foiled, as he had too much protection from students and staff. Fourth year In the 1994-1995 school year, the Triwizard Tournament was held at Hogwarts school. After Harry Potter became a champion alongside Cedric Diggory, Crabbe, Goyle and Malfoy passed out badges that could be made to read Potter Stinks, and taunted Harry regularly, such as commenting that he was betting Harry wouldn't last more than a few minutes with the dragons. At the end of the year, Harry was almost killed by Lord Voldemort, and saw that Crabbe's father was a Death Eater. Fifth year In their fifth year, Crabbe and Goyle each became Beaters for the Slytherin Quidditch team. During the Slytherin vs. Gryffindor Quidditch match, Crabbe sent a Bludger at Harry, angry because he caught the Snitch before Draco (the Seeker then) did. Harry got into a fight alongside George Weasley and got a lifetime ban from Quidditch, courtesy of Dolores Umbridge.

vincentcrabbe

Vincent Crabbe,Jamie Waylett,HARRYPOTTERTMND

Foreground Origin

Tried to get them to put shoe on head, but I found out they fail at school.

LiveJasminFails

LiveJasmin, Shoe, Dumb

My own Screenshot

This student took a picture of himself f*cking a twinkie in the cafeteria bathroom on a dare. The entire school found out and saw the pictures. Schoolwide commotion ensued, and a suspension. It was a truly epic twinkie.

epictwinkie

epic, twinkie, penis, school, suspension, referral

internets

Timmy Raines ALWAYS stole the base. Andre Dawson ALWAYS hit the homerun. Gary Carter ALWAYS threw out the baserunner. Le Grande Orange was ALWAYS too school for school. And Jackie Robinson was a hero to EVERYONE.

montrealexpos

montreal, montreal expos, jackie robinson, baseball, expos

Internet (various)

the history of tomorrow is writen today and judging by the music we listen to i fear for the future

historyoutube

ytmnd is not youtube unless someone make a ytmnd featuring the actuall old school site then it's a free for all the rules will be tossed out the window in complete madness and vodka fumes

the museum of film

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chadazoid

It's for school! That's a pic of myself from 18 years ago so don't freak out if you think anything otherwise. [Edit] I removed the obnoxious disc-scratching

pbsurprise

playboy,bunny,sexy,not,really,little,boy,sticker

SELF...a few years removed

With all the recent ALICEINCHAINSTMNDs, epic golfer, sex symbol, and listener of music, Alice Cooper, decided to put his own out. Buy his dvd today! (the golf one, not the porno...)

alicecoopertmnd

Alice Cooper plays golf and bangs chicks, Alice Cooper, Alice in chains, nsynch, golf, schools out for winter

Google+Me

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

From "Degrassi: School's Out"

joeyjeremiah

degrassi

Degrassi

Degrassi

I.R.S. of old-school, early 90's WWF needs to come out of retirement for this one. After all, it is tax season, and he is a current producer for WWE!

irstaxman

taxman irs beatles wwf wwe irwin schyster mike rotunda

Yahoo! Search

I am sick of all the new sonic games and characters. This is keeping it old school, but on a new system. This is what should have come out after Sonic and Knuckles. Mixed some new art with the rebuilt Death Star, since the Death Egg was destroyed. Eat sh*

robotnikstrikesback

Robotnik,Strikes,Back,Sonic,The,Hedgehog,Playstation,3

Photoshop, google image search.