?Allow it to go anywhere a mountain goat goes! |
BlueMech |
(1.55) |
1,787 |
2006-01-28 |
description:
Some ad I cut out in school that I found pretty silly. Goats really need soccer balls!
domain:
mtngoats
keywords:
goat, goats, mountain, soccer, funny, ad, catalog, ball, balls, huge, wheels
fg image origin:
Sports Merch. Catalog
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?Back to School Savings |
stormdlp |
(3.20) |
1,771 |
2006-09-16 |
description:
Wal-Mart is really looking out for today's students to make sure they get all their school supply needs!
domain:
trojan
keywords:
back, to, school, savings, trojan, funny, condom, lol, rofl, lmao
fg image origin:
Google
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?Netscape: Those were the days... |
lewisje |
(3.47) |
1,725 |
2006-04-01 |
description:
I thought that the music fit well with the animation, and I loved old-school Netscape.
Also it turns out the latest Netscape (based on Firefox) is the hotness, but it'll be phased out on 1 February 2008, almost as soon as it came: http://browser.netsca
domain:
netscape
keywords:
Netscape, throbber, nostalgia, old-school, drum+bass, stars, LTJ Bukem
fg image origin:
Netscape
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?RIP my iPod Photo (2005-2005) |
kekko |
(1.83) |
1,725 |
2011-10-06 |
description:
I bought my first and only iPod in June 2005. I loved it! I used it everyday on the way to school. Let's say I used it for 20-40 minutes a day. On December 2005 the hard drive failed and I had to ship it back for a replacement. I got a refusbished one in 2 weeks. And it died 6 months later. It turns out the Toshiba hard drives used for the iPod Photo are defective and tend to break down very easily, even if you treat the iPod good (for example, you don't drop it). The only way to remporarily restore the player is by giving it a firm smack on the side, the "stuck" hard drive realigns itself and at least you can copy your stuff back to your computer. That was my first experience with an Apple product, and hopefully my last. I paid 340 Euros for it (a little more than 400$), all my money at that time. Now I have a Creative Zen Stone, 2GB, it smells like shit but at least it works perfectly since July 2007!
domain:
ipodphoto
keywords:
ipod,photo,broken,expensive,apple
fg image origin:
My iPod Photo, July 17. 2005
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?May 1st 2010: The day a college career was ruine... |
Clodius |
(3.67) |
1,650 |
2011-06-19 |
description:
Firefighter drops out of school
domain:
ripcollegecareer
keywords:
firefighter,college,career,welding,math major,taking final even though already failed class
fg image origin:
internet
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?This is how Texans Do it! |
UrTheAsianNowDawg |
(2.83) |
1,619 |
2006-06-18 |
description:
Two teens from a texas high school working out...BLAST THOSE QUADS!
domain:
Jocks
keywords:
Steer, Queers, Texas, Game, Inside
fg image origin:
Cy Falls 1005-2006 Yearbook
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?The Quiznos Bitch mocks Mcfly |
lactoseman |
(2.90) |
1,614 |
2007-05-27 |
description:
Mcfly never has the good luck
domain:
stopfightingyoubojos
keywords:
mcfly, quiznos bitch, this is heavy, turn out to be *ssh*les or something, I don't believe it, I'm late for school, comma
fg image origin:
bitches + bojos
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?Mega Man 10 Sneak Preview |
pharaohmobius |
(3.46) |
1,600 |
2010-03-01 |
description:
Mega Man 10 is slated for release next year on WiiWare, Xbox LIVE Arcade and the PSN with character Proto Man selectable from the start. While Mega Man can get notoriously hard, Mega Man 10 has even more boners than usual.
domain:
megaman10
keywords:
Mega Man 10, awesomest game, old school action,
Chawwa won't care because it's coming out on Wii
fg image origin:
official Megaman 10 site
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?Africa's Problem |
enter |
(2.50) |
1,569 |
2006-12-19 |
description:
"In Africa, they don't have a 'public school system'. They have huts made out of mud and hay, and a 'wise man' who teaches the children how to hunt lions on the Saharah."
domain:
aidsinafrica
keywords:
Africa, Aids, Pwnt
fg image origin:
Africa
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?I Really Miss Your Hairy Buttface |
Ally15014 |
(3.64) |
1,553 |
2008-01-06 |
description:
On our way to school one day, we heard this song on the radio. My mom asked, "Did he just say 'I really miss your hairy buttface'?" I thought that's what he sang too, but my brother found out what the real lyrics were
domain:
buttface
keywords:
hairy,butt,face,hinder
fg image origin:
google images
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?PLAYSTATION 3x2 |
blazej |
(2.26) |
1,521 |
2006-11-18 |
description:
This stuff IS PAYING FOR MY SCHOOL SO stop hating people, I HIRED 2 BUMS gave them money food and liquor, ROFL and yea my school is pimped out for a year!, other then that, yea dont hate, congratulate
domain:
Blazej
keywords:
Dont hate, Paid for school :)
fg image origin:
SouthSide Chicago
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?PDE comic from October 16, 2003 |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.62) |
1,499 |
2010-04-20 |
description:
This was before I added a 10 to my name. Story short, annoying ass kid always tried to hang out with me and my much L337er pals in 9th grade, so I drew comics about him and everyone laughed. I'm the dude with the 'fro and the math-related T-shirt (bh = base*height, but it looks like bitch because that was an inside joke from the year before when this one kid asked an English teacher if we could say "bitch" in class if we were talking about a female dog because we had just gotten a lecture about swearing vs. cussing and what the difference is, and the reason I'm the 'fro guy is because that's from an inside joke in my 8th grade band class that only scottiepimpin and I find funny because I drew this stupid picture on a trombone sheet music version of the school song, see http://bitchman.ytmnd.com for the original drawing) and scottiepimpin is the DI guy (inside joke that I don't even understand). The other two guys aren't ytmnders.
domain:
paperairplane
keywords:
penis
fg image origin:
I drew it
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?Red Cross Collection Thief |
ILoveRuM |
(3.14) |
1,387 |
2006-06-23 |
description:
Actual Community Service Assignment given to one of my friends during high school. He stole a dollar out of the envelope while collections were being made.
domain:
redcross
keywords:
red cross, thief, ftw
fg image origin:
Myself
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?The Suffern Middle School Treasure! |
CaptinChu |
(2.25) |
1,298 |
2006-11-25 |
description:
A little story of when I was in my middle school. My teacher handed out textbooks. When I opened mine up, I found this little note in it. I can't post the full picture, it's a bit too large. I can send it to anyone who wants it, though!
domain:
smstreasurept1
keywords:
treasure, suffern, bomb shelter, candy, bedn, epic,
fg image origin:
See Description
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?School's Been Blown to Pieces! |
CoastersNSich |
(1.75) |
1,289 |
2006-06-19 |
description:
My old elementary school's being torn down
domain:
springdaleschool
keywords:
alice cooper, school's out, demolition, school, destruction, ohio, cincinnati
fg image origin:
Springdale School, OH
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?for crying out loud, fourest... |
Galano |
(3.18) |
1,240 |
2007-11-02 |
description:
me and fourest had a day off from school today and the bastard said he was too busy to hang out today.
domain:
mygodman
keywords:
fourest, i knew it, obvious
fg image origin:
screen shot (see description)
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?Secret schoolyard subliminal message |
kankle |
(3.58) |
1,220 |
2006-11-10 |
description:
last day prank
domain:
fschool
keywords:
schoolyard school subliminal fuck prank kids rebellion teenage wasteland Alice Cooper schools out for summer message
fg image origin:
our last day of school
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?SCHOOLS OUT |
deadScene |
(2.20) |
1,164 |
2005-04-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
schoolzout
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?Gym Teachers |
mrbungle066 |
(2.45) |
1,111 |
2006-03-13 |
description:
stupid gym teacher clipped out of school paper
domain:
pedraza
keywords:
peppers, perv, gym teacher
fg image origin:
Spectator
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?The Suffern Middle School Treasure! |
CaptinChu |
(4.00) |
1,106 |
2006-11-25 |
description:
See part one. I looked at the back, and it described how to get to said treasure. It also had a poorly detailed map of the school. I couldn't help but laugh. I have tried to make out what the person was saying in the writing, but some of it is not right.
domain:
smstreasurept2
keywords:
treasure, bedn, candy, stupid middle schoolers, textbook, map,
fg image origin:
See Description
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?Medieval Frantic |
tages |
(1.40) |
1,103 |
2005-12-14 |
description:
Metallica Rocks Out: Old School
domain:
medievalfrantic
keywords:
Metallica, Medieval, Frantic
fg image origin:
http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php
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?Sequoia's number one! |
Zmev |
(3.00) |
1,065 |
2005-10-22 |
description:
Walking to school this morning after my slurpee, saw it but it didn't really sink in until I took a few steps. When I realized what it said I took those steps back and whipped out the camera phone.
domain:
seqnum1
keywords:
sequoia, number one, seq
fg image origin:
my phone's camera
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?School's Out |
SlashHalen |
(2.57) |
1,056 |
2005-06-27 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
schoolsout
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?demoscene... |
Xequma |
(3.00) |
1,052 |
2014-09-03 |
description:
demosceneThe demoscene is a computer art subculture that specializes in producing demos, which are audio-visual presentations that run in real-time on a computer. The main goal of a demo is to show off programming, artistic, and musical skills.
The demoscene first appeared during the 8-bit era on computers such as the Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Atari 800 and Amstrad CPC, and came to prominence during the rise of the 16/32-bit home computers (mainly the Amiga and Atari ST). The first of the demoscene demos had a strong connection with software cracking, as competition grew rapidly and groups wanted better presentation of their releases.[1] When a cracked program was started, the cracker or his team would take credit with a graphical introduction called a "crack intro" (shortened cracktro). Within a year or two,[2] the making of intros and standalone demos evolved into a new subculture independent of the software (piracy) scene.[3]
Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[edit]
Screen shot from Second Reality, a famous[4] demo by Future Crew.
Prior to the popularity of IBM PC compatibles, most home computers of a given line had relatively little variance in their basic hardware, which made their capabilities practically identical. Therefore, the variations among demos created for one computer line were attributed to programming alone, rather than one computer having better hardware. This created a competitive environment in which demoscene groups would try to outperform each other in creating outstanding effects, and often to demonstrate why they felt one machine was better than another (for example Commodore 64 or Amiga versus Atari 800 or ST).
Demo writers went to great lengths to get every last bit of performance out of their target machine. Where games and application writers were concerned with the stability and functionality of their software, the demo writer was typically interested in how many CPU cycles a routine would consume and, more generally, how best to squeeze great activity onto the screen. Writers went so far as to exploit known hardware errors to produce effects that the manufacturer of the computer had not intended. The perception that the demo scene was going to extremes and charting new territory added to its draw.
Recent computer hardware advancements include faster processors, more memory, faster video graphics processors, and hardware 3D acceleration. With many of the past's challenges removed, the focus in making demos has moved from squeezing as much out of the computer as possible to making stylish, beautiful, well-designed real time artwork – a directional shift that many "old school demosceners" seem to disapprove of. This can be explained by the break introduced by the PC world, where the platform varies and most of the programming work that used to be hand-programmed is now done by the graphics card. This gives demo-groups a lot more artistic freedom, but can frustrate some of the old-schoolers for lack of a programming challenge. The old tradition still lives on, though. Demo parties have comp--404_er0-0r)_____________
domain:
demoscene
fg image origin:
Contents [hide]
1 Concept
2 History
3 Competition
4 Parties
5 Demo types
6 Groups
7 Impact
8 See also
8.1 Specific platforms
8.2 Websites and products
9 References
10 Further reading
11 External links
Concept[ed
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?Pontus |
ericjohansson |
(2.00) |
1,019 |
2007-03-12 |
description:
Pontus sings in school, makes a fool out of himself
domain:
Pontus
keywords:
Pontus, clara, metallica, singing, idiot, fool, bad, dog, barking, nerds
fg image origin:
Clara's blog
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?Rocking it Old School |
SpookyBoo |
(3.54) |
1,009 |
2007-05-11 |
description:
Rocking out old school
domain:
oldschoolz
keywords:
old school richard cheese
fg image origin:
forum
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?You're a winner! |
bennitobasciano |
(1.50) |
1,001 |
2007-07-06 |
description:
Mabus is a high school drop out who lives a life on WoW when he's not too busy waiting on tables at Denny's. Apparently he felt the need to prove himself on the internet by proving to people he has a GED, as if having one even means anything.
domain:
m-a-b-u-s
fg image origin:
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=M_A_B_U_S
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?still shakey after crying about dicks |
whineyvoice |
(1.00) |
963 |
2008-09-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
orcula
keywords:
iro, orcula, bryan, ivan drago, whiney voice, kiddish voice, high school drop out, annoying
fg image origin:
none
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?I'd Tap That |
ev464 |
(2.20) |
918 |
2006-01-25 |
description:
A member of the audience with the words 'Tap This' taped on her jeans walks out of the room as Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, not pictured, speaks at Georgetown University Law School Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006. Answering the Bush administration's critics,
domain:
tapthis
keywords:
Attorney General
fg image origin:
AP
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?CRUNCH MY KNEES.. |
THE-C-DRIVE |
(2.00) |
897 |
2006-04-12 |
description:
This is a seen frome a video i did in high school ny frend tried to jump and his knees gave out.Sound a little off..
domain:
myknees-cv
keywords:
my,knees,my knees,the c drive,
fg image origin:
MY HDD
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