?HISTORYTMND: The Blog of Christ |
atomicbolt |
(4.06) |
17,465 |
2006-12-13 |
description:
Our God is an awesome god and our God has an awesome blog. Historytmnd is so good you should go make one.
domain:
historyjesus
keywords:
jesus, xanga, blog, christ, why won't you show historytmnd any love is it because you got a bad mark in 9th grade history from that old lady with the bad teeth who used to teach you about constitutions and minutemen and crap and you've had a grudge since
fg image origin:
Made it in Photoshop
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?(UPDATE!) What's in the news today? |
dwelling |
(4.39) |
17,462 |
2007-01-05 |
description:
Dammit, Britney... please stop!
Thanks to Fee2005 for more DNW pics.
domain:
britneyDNW
keywords:
britney spears,do not want,dnw,mario3,vader,do,not,want,spears,barf,goggles do nothing, why god why
fg image origin:
fark.com, 4chan, az central.com
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?Magic Jesus Jacket |
Overlord1191 |
(4.23) |
17,458 |
2010-08-02 |
description:
Its time to feel the power of Benny Hinn's Jesus Jacket presented in high quality with The 1904's track 'Deliver Us'.
domain:
magicjesusjacket
keywords:
Benny Hinn Jesus Jacket loljesus funny christians
fg image origin:
animated gif of Benny Hinn came from http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/08/02/televangelist-benny-hinn-cures-people-with-gods-jacket/
bg image origin:
image from http://www.onelittlesheep.com/
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?Response to "Why God Exists" (UPDA... |
Chichiri |
(3.68) |
17,441 |
2006-09-08 |
description:
Whetstone has updated his site to include responses to my site -- I am doing the same. This was originally called "Why God DOESN'T Exist;" I renamed it to something more accurate.
domain:
responsetowhygodexists
keywords:
whetstone, god, kalam cosmological argument
fg image origin:
Made it myself.
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?I got this Email after eating out at McDonalds. |
Deals |
(4.03) |
17,375 |
2006-02-06 |
description:
It appears my safety is not guarenteed. I won't get paid when I get back, since it's hard to escape from a small box that just got thrown into a tar pit.
domain:
thekingseesall
keywords:
the king,the burger king,evil, email,where is your god now,god, now,McDonalds,The King,king, eating, out,at,oh shi keyword mountain
fg image origin:
My email box
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?God of War (secret message 2) |
Slashx |
(3.11) |
17,354 |
2005-05-31 |
description:
Please don't flame with anything related to comparing this to crap.
This is from the God of War secret phone message. I honor curtdogg for reminding me that I can extract audio with my microphone
domain:
secretmessage
fg image origin:
Gamespot
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?eeeeeeeeeeeeeH |
Menelec |
(3.13) |
17,269 |
2005-10-05 |
description:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
domain:
lord-have-mercy
keywords:
bible, rape, sex, jezus, darth vader, futurama, simpsons, harry potter, lol, omgf, baby, friends, bush, america, banana, mario, zelda, movie, matrix, lord of the rings, akira, anime, hentai, birthday, kermit, rick james, allah, god, man, woman, porn, whor
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?The King resorts to... |
Hellsatan |
(4.33) |
17,262 |
2006-11-14 |
description:
(Sorry for 1.5mb pic) I had this sitting around after i completed it, took longer to make than it looks. Needs more work + better sound, but cant be bothered atm.
domain:
BadBkKing
keywords:
BK, Burger King, King, Where is your god now, Evil
fg image origin:
BK King advert + Google + My edits
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?Happy Birthday |
WaitingForGodot |
(2.67) |
17,222 |
2007-08-22 |
description:
Bow Cat/Kitten wishes you a happy birthday
domain:
BirthdayBowCat
keywords:
Cat Macros Kitten Birthday
fg image origin:
Cat Macro God
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?thrifty jesus |
ddiknad |
(2.29) |
17,214 |
2006-03-23 |
description:
jesus saves
domain:
thriftyjesus
keywords:
jesus, saves, thrifty, store, jebus, god
fg image origin:
me
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?I swear to god I wasn't looking up tentacle ra... |
Llava |
(3.87) |
17,204 |
2005-11-16 |
description:
No porn.
domain:
hentaihistory
fg image origin:
From Wikipedia
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?Mr.T's just messing with you |
fearcondom |
(4.42) |
17,194 |
2007-06-03 |
description:
Mr.T's just playing with you, fool
domain:
mrtmessing
keywords:
mr.t, B.A., A-Team
fg image origin:
the God-like a-team
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?Get her a OneTouch jar opener |
chronster |
(4.03) |
17,077 |
2008-01-02 |
description:
Where is your God now?
domain:
damnJar
keywords:
one, touch, jar, opener, blade, runner, stubborn
fg image origin:
Blade Runner, OneTouch jar opener commercial
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?Christian Fiction |
tatltat |
(3.72) |
17,016 |
2006-09-19 |
description:
thought it was funny even though i'm christian
domain:
bookstoreathiest
keywords:
god, awesome, christian, bible
fg image origin:
collegehumor.com
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?Moonman vs Mr. Charles Moonington |
UmfuldReturns |
(4.18) |
17,001 |
2008-09-14 |
description:
god save the moon man
domain:
eggandsconecrumpets
keywords:
toodlepip
fg image origin:
france
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?Godzilla - Boxing Champion |
Chav-Slayer |
(4.09) |
16,904 |
2006-03-06 |
description:
This is it! It's all or nothing! Will Godzilla keep his title?! There's only one way to find out...FIGHT!!!
domain:
godzillaownsrocky
keywords:
Godzilla,Rocky,Trying,Hard,Now,Oh,My,God,They're,Not,Actually,Boxing
fg image origin:
Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla
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?PTKFGS: omg, dial-up [refresh] |
DarkOwl |
(4.12) |
16,872 |
2006-03-23 |
description:
Update: I KNOW IT'S ORIGINALLY RERUN, But in the original, everyone thought it was Kenan, so this is a joke off of that.
domain:
dialupomg
keywords:
omg, dialup, internet, ptkfgs, punch the keys for god's sake, rerun
fg image origin:
me w/ influence from loldialup.ytmnd.com (obviously)
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?Bob Sapp summons my stapler. |
Benoitmark |
(1.94) |
16,830 |
2005-09-11 |
description:
Bob Sapp summons Miltons stapler.
domain:
sappsummonsstapler
keywords:
Stapler, I believe you have my, Sapp, Bob Sapp, Bob, wrestling, NJPW, Pride, K-1, WWE,WWF, ultimate fighting, n*gg*, summons, summon, god, fire, bike, stole my,
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?Frozen Dairy Jihad |
sideway |
(4.06) |
16,673 |
2006-02-13 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
icecreamjihad
keywords:
islam, jihad, ice cream, burger king, allah, frozen, dairy, frozen dairy jihad, muslims, god, fast food, riots, food of the gods, arab, arabs, food of the god
fg image origin:
the magical internet
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?oh my gaa! (osaka) |
Jazu |
(3.68) |
16,635 |
2005-04-25 |
description:
osaka fails at "God".
domain:
ohmygaa
fg image origin:
osaka azumanga daioh
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?C4N'T BR34K P1ZZ4 GUY'S STR1D... |
BTape |
(4.20) |
16,606 |
2007-02-19 |
description:
N0B0DY G0NN4 SL0W M3 D0WN!
domain:
P1ZZ4GUYSSTR1D3
keywords:
Pizza, Pizza Guy, P1ZZ4 Guy, OH GOD A DOG CHASED ME WHILE I WAS DELIVERING A PIZZA AAHHHHH
fg image origin:
http://mystride.ytmnd.com/ + P1ZZ4 Guy
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?Oblivion Sean Connery |
stonersmurf |
(3.98) |
16,505 |
2006-05-26 |
description:
Found this on Planet Elder Scrolls
very awsome go download it for gods sake! http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=OblivionMods.Detail&id=1058
domain:
Takethesigilstoneforgodssake
keywords:
Oblivion,YTMND,Youre the man now dog,Sean connery,
fg image origin:
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=OblivionMods
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?Can you find Waldo in the Creepy WWI Photo? |
Quantazmo |
(4.02) |
16,461 |
2008-03-20 |
description:
Well, can you?
domain:
waldowwi
keywords:
Waldo, creepy wwi photo, WWI, World War, Great War, gasmask, gas mask, andrew bird
fg image origin:
a few ytmnds but waldo got in there god knows how
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?(nsfw) God is watching you have sex |
Nidhogg |
(3.70) |
16,429 |
2005-08-19 |
description:
God is watching you have sex
domain:
proceed
keywords:
God, is, watching, you, have, sex,God,is,watching,you,have,sex,God is watching you have sex
fg image origin:
http://cheston.com/pbf/index.html
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?Chuck norris is god-EVERQUEST EDITION! |
olerris-lol |
(3.72) |
16,348 |
2005-12-28 |
description:
he owns me
domain:
chucknorrisismygodlol
keywords:
chuck norris, norris, noris, chuck, god, whose your god, whose your god now, everquest, eq, ever quest
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?The Angry Beavers Upvote |
MuffinMan1337 |
(4.03) |
16,310 |
2006-10-10 |
description:
I remember back when cartoons (especially on Nick) used to be good. God, had some good times, me and those toons. I mean, look at the Angry Beavers, they even have the decency to give a bit back to the common people!
domain:
BeaverFeverUp
keywords:
Angry, Beaver, Beavers, Angry Beavers, Upvote, Upvoter, Upvoters, Nick Toons, Cartoon, Cartoons, Nick, Nickelodeon, Poland
fg image origin:
The Angry Beavers - Season 2 Ep. 2a 'Beaver Fever'
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?(nsfw) Christian Love Doll Co. |
psykomantis |
(3.56) |
16,284 |
2006-07-20 |
description:
Found it somewhere in the purgatory of CL
domain:
Christianlovedoll
keywords:
Love, Making, Jesus, Son, of, god, Christian, Doll, Stigmata, Sphincter, mouth, deluxe
fg image origin:
Found in the depths of CL
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?The King Is Watching |
Krochy |
(4.10) |
16,146 |
2006-08-28 |
description:
The king is watching you.....
domain:
Kingiswatching
keywords:
The King, King, Burger King, Where's you god now,
fg image origin:
BK Commerical
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?Jesus stays at the... |
mghtyred |
(4.20) |
16,143 |
2006-11-11 |
description:
Oh, that old gag!
btw: check out ymcahide.ytmnd.com for hidden message in audio track.
domain:
jesusandymca
keywords:
jesus, jesus ymca, ymca, lord, christ, religion, god,
fg image origin:
Someone's museum trip photo
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?Pedo Bear is driving how can that be! |
Dux00rs |
(3.20) |
16,045 |
2005-11-22 |
description:
Who is driving? Oh my god Pedo bear is driving how can that be? Won't SOMEONE think of the children? Looks like someone already has ;)
domain:
pedobeardriving
keywords:
Pedo Bear,who is driving,
fg image origin:
I made it
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