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stop polluting the environment

toxic-waste

toxic,waste

day of the tentacle

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

my enemies

Luke is a violent boy.

bluewampa

cookie, monster, luke, cave, hoth, arm, chop

Empire Strikes Back, Sesame Street

Takeshi Kaga biting into a yellow bell pepper in a very enthusiastic manner.

TakeshiKaga

Takeshi Kaga, Iron Chef, Peppers, Bell, DragonForce, Dragon Force, Fury of the storm,

Iron Chef, Japanese TV show

Testing Only

onlytesting

Don't View, Don't Vote, Don't Fav, Don't NSFW

Only Testing

Just for the record, there was never any intention of a hidden/subtle "Oh no a Jew" joke. I just watched this bit on Youtube and laughed at Grover getting crushed by a door. If the Jew angle makes it funnier, that's fine too.

hellodere

sesame,street,grover,hello,dere,blue,guy

Sesame Street

Don't you wish you had a cheeto like that?

thatsanicecheeto

cheeto microphone bluebird hb

The blue bird of friendliness

zOMG, another Blue Ball Factory! No I didn't make the picture. Yes I did edit it and fix some mistakes.

blueballs2

blue, balls, ball, factory, batman, nigga, ducktails, ytmnd, what is, boobs, anime, warcraft, cloudsong, sonic, king, peppers

Something Awful forums

My entry into Necronomicon's rejected contest (ytmnd.com/sites/936663/profile/c6021146)

purplegif

red, blue, purple, gif, fish, swim, color, mix, crossover, melting pot

files.myopera.com/monroe23/blog/fish_animation.jpg + edits

files.myopera.com/monroe23/blog/fish_animation.jpg + edits

musn't turn to the dark side! triangle circle square up down triangle x! down downright square triangle plus L2! satan guide my c*ck!

slurpspurtgulpslrshglshwhd

slurp,spurt,gulp,slrsh,glsh,whd, hentai, porn, brosis

http://www.wetfish.net/qpalz/flash/brosis.html

no description given.

fuckmefuuuuuckme

red, urnge, green, blue, turkwise, event horizon, kool aid, oh yeah

event horizon

You can't go cold turkey THAT easily!

fruitjuice

Friday,Chris,Tucker

Friday, various sources, edits

this is blue ball machine but not tiled

notileballmachine

unknown

industrialization

factories

me

me

Just noticed the site "(nsfw) Jordan Capri Works It" in the ALL TIME YTMND HITS section on the front page and thought the classic could use an update utilizing the new back/foreground feature.... enjoy.

Capri2

jordan capri daft punk work it

http://capri.ytmnd.com/

http://pic.puretna.com/avatar/full/15791_billen.gif

no description given.

SheJiggy

boobs, tits, jiggy, bewbs, knockers, breasts, big, topless, funbags, bounce

Various

Buster chases Buster while listening to Keaton.

Busterkeatonkeaton999

keatonkeaton999, funtastic, power, buster, keaton, blue, ball, machine, tribute

Buster Keaton - The High Sign - edits

iriver

iriver,h10,MP3,rape,player,porn,sex,bukakke,digital,sennheiser, electronics,iRiver,drivers,stereo,vorbis,radio,hdd,porn,ecchi,hentai,yiff

made it.

this is sh*t

nomoreblueguy

kabluey, rave, ytmnd, downvoted, blue guy, downvote

Kabluey

Umm...TheeBatman's name was pink, then it was dark blue, now it's light blue.

changing

changes?

TheeBatman's latest site profile

for this experiment, i am going to freeze all of my cum in ice cube trays and donate it the 'Make a Jizz' foundation. In each tray, i added a specific food coloring so that i can keep track of my cubes. The blue cubes are going to a retirement center in Seattle, WA and the red cubes are going to a daycare center in New York City, NY.

wrench-crate-sandwiches

bonesaw can't follow the directions on the back of the betty crocker box and snaps into a slim jim

Smokey and the Brad Pitt: Starring Brad Pete as Smokey the Bear, and Clint Eastwood as 'The Pit'

AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!!! AHH!!

gogocactus

power rangers,cactus,cactus pain,yellow power ranger,unleash the cactus,ytmnd

Cod

Power Raingars

Microsoft's Windows Vista speech recognition tech demo messes up and embarrases the demonstrator, not unlike the infamous Windows 98 demo where the blue screen of death exploded in the demonstrators face as the audience began to laugh

win98bluescreenalloveragain

tech demo, microsoft, vista, speech recognition, mistake

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1123221217782777472

Challenge Yourself! FIND 11 pairs of Glasses 9 Blue Balls 2 Wilson's 2 Eye Patches 2 Bow Ties 1 4 Star 1 Yiddish Cup

i-spy-ytmnd

i-spy,I SPY,search,waldo,fads

Was browsing at Barnes & Nobles with my kid and bought him an I-SPY book. Gave me an idea !

Rest In Peace, Angelina Jolie's Titties

thosetitties

NSFW,Angelina, ,Jolie,Titties,Tits,Boobs,Knockers,Breasts

Some movie I used to fap to

no description given.

pillspillsandmoregaypills

gay,snl, disco, homo, sex, porn, blue balls

SLIMED!!

slimed

slime, remix

Are you afraid of the dark? + Edit

WHY IN GODS NAME CAN I NOT HAVE THE FULL VERSION UPLOADED? INSTEAD WE GET A 10 SECOND CLIP???? F*CK YOU MAX!!!!

ripgarygnu

I die, Blue danube, Max Blows, Gary Gnu

Me

For those who would like to view both katrina/rita hax YTMND's in one sitting (VERY long, so sit back and relax XD) Anyway, Some scenes have been adjusted, a few added. Now sync'ed!

katritahax

katrina, fad, hacks, hax, h4x, lol, rofl, pwned, pwn, owned, server, hurricane, porn, hentai, boobs, anime, sonic, conan, bush, george, god, exe, black, nigga, nigger, bike, loot, looting, uber, uber hax, rita, fyrestorm