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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

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Funny bunny hop hop hop..

BalloonHump

Bunny Funny Humping Balloon Finger Eleven Pivot Pink Blue Red Random Words Hilarious I am retarded batman

Bunny Humping A Balloon?

Attempt at a Shack Joke.

timetraveltobakerstreet

totally gay *ss ytmnd shacknews joke

paintshop hack of a photo and classic ytmnd

Upon learning that Bison wouldn't be returning in Project X Zone and that he would be replaced with Seth, the main antagonist of Street Fighter IV, I decided to put this as a joke.

bisonwreckitralph

Street Fighter,Wreck-It Ralph,Project X Zone

Wreck-It Ralph

In joke taken too far

terryfrog

frogs,phobia

Original image (c) Streeter

Original image (c) Joslin

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lovelylink

NOM hi noah what okay what why okay

foreground?

just a joke?

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nsmhouse

from other ytmnd sites

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lukes3

inside joke

texasyall

made

we're bingo fuel

allegiant

bingo fuel,allegiant,426,emergency landing,blue angels,fargo

google

no description given.

robopsynono

I found blue mountain dew in my local grocery store. this marks the first time in a long time that I've seen this particular drink outside of gas stations

bluemtdew

Mountain Dew, Voltage

the picture of the drink was taken by me on my desk for a tumblr assignment

Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke

VideoSockMakesOwnDiarrheaJoke

Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke

Video Sock™ Makes Own Diarrhea Joke

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™ shows a classic Joke™

AustinPowersJokeThrowerz

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™

Austin Powers Joke Throwerz™

Law enforcement is necessary to maintain a civil society.

allcopsarebased

https://www.pngitem.com/pimgs/m/413-4135784_transparent-cop-car-png-transparent-police-car-gif.png

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcceptableSpotlessCheetah-size_restricted.gif

This is just a joke I am playing on my friend

burpcow

My friend

for my arts 3379 class

volks

blue,volkswagen,Joy to the world

Pixabay.com by user MK1_FIESTA Link: https://pixabay.com/en/volkswagen-panel-van-camper-vw-899046/

Wikipedia: Pelagic fish

Before he died, George Carlin was offended by his nsfw cereal's comments.

untilhedied

George Carlin,Rice Krispies

cereal

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lukes6

no description given.

creepownedbyus3

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rock band obligatory voice chat joke ideas

just a joke

harryfatter

harry,harry potter,potter,fat,meme,harry potter meme,harry potter ytmnd

from harry potter movie

no description given.

eatmahboobeh

nsfw hentai monster biting girl's breast while raping her - Men At Work - Got To Keep On Moving

http://www.anonib.com/_badend/

Time travel possible in 10 years. NO WAI!

rofltimetravel

time travel safety not guranteed i have only done this once before this is not a joke mullet must bring your own weapons

physorg.com

Just and inside joke at the office.

dyingfish

Image is a edited background from Nacho Libre

I'm seeing double 4 bill steers!!

Imseeingdouble4billsteers

carcass bill steer ken owen jeff walker grind core gore death metal heavy girl school inside joke

Horny Horny Leon!

Hornyleon

Resident Evil 4 Hentai Leon Ashley You know like it!

Aerisdies

Inside Joke

emilyevilchair

Emily Barron

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