?What if Obama and Palin Teamed Up? |
houseofcards |
(3.46) |
2,029 |
2008-10-22 |
description:
Palin is much better suited to Obama's campaign. Do you ever wonder what it'd be like if Palin was with Obama instead of McCain?
keywords:
palin, obama, mccain
sound origin:
McCain + Hillary?
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?(nsfw) I'm going to post this every day until y... |
DougFukkie |
(2.08) |
1,606 |
2008-11-22 |
description:
Were up to ten now folks. Do you like it?
keywords:
every f*cking day,poland,horsedick,nedm
sound origin:
Up to ten folks
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?Why I Only Vote Now |
Excrement |
(1.67) |
1,148 |
2008-12-15 |
description:
I'm probably the only wet blanket... but striving to become a featured member was like a finish line for me. now, still loyal to the site, all I do is view & vote. it makes me sad. poor poor non-featured members. upset because you wern�
keywords:
no, one, is, special, anymore
sound origin:
ink spots
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?do you touch yourself? he does! |
tehacedragoon |
(2.00) |
985 |
2009-01-03 |
description:
well,
do you touch yourself?
you should it feels nice,
like he is trying to tell you!
keywords:
touch,myself,divinyls,tehacedragoon
sound origin:
www. beemp3.nl
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?You have to be there to get it-NSMB |
hbomberman |
(3.10) |
1,643 |
2009-04-06 |
description:
Let me know if you have any suggestions for this one, or for any other shirts like it. What fad/site should I do next?
keywords:
shirtmnd, nsmb, n*gg* stole my bike, you have to be there to get it
sound origin:
nsmb
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?Moon man teaches you about irony |
JamesChicks |
(3.42) |
1,109 |
2009-10-27 |
description:
It's like Moon man killing you on your wedding day... witch he will probably do.
keywords:
dead black people, kkk, moon man
sound origin:
don't you think?
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?We found all the gay porn on your iPhone |
anystrom |
(2.08) |
1,712 |
2009-10-30 |
description:
Yup, and there's this little girl, she's actually addicted to gettin' abortions.
keywords:
Do you know what it's like to have an abortion at seven years old?
sound origin:
Real rasslin' is a serious and respectable sport
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?How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. |
Aubaine |
(3.63) |
3,048 |
2009-12-11 |
description:
I liked the picture, but I like it better animated. Do I care if you like it? No I made it for me.
Image from: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php byMatthew Inman (The Oatmeal)
GIF edited by Aubaine
keywords:
cat, murder, aubaine
sound origin:
Dexter Season 1x02
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?KHANTMND: Khan took the Reliant and all he got ... |
DarthWang |
(3.95) |
4,685 |
2010-04-20 |
description:
LOL! KHANTMND: I've still got it!
keywords:
Khan,reliant,star,trek,wrath,of,overdose,meth,cocaine,buried,alive,KHANTMND,best fad ever in all of the fads ever made including forgotten fads like the overdose fad which I recently revived with my Chadwardenn overdose site but I'm also making this one and I know you might complain that I copped out by not doing the whole song like I did in the aforementioned site but in that site I only did one of the picture while in this site I did all of them so it balances out,VOTE 5
sound origin:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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?Press Your Luck 2.0! (Press Esc to stop | F11 for f... |
frenchbreadpizza |
(4.12) |
14,513 |
2010-04-22 |
description:
Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board!
Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]!
This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents.
Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality.
Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it).
Stop reading and play already.
(Trip to polend has no cash value.)
(Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.)
(Also, cocks.)
keywords:
Press Your Luck, Press Esc, game show, whammy
sound origin:
Press [i]Our[/i] Luck
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?Butt Hurt Craigslist |
koolstride |
(3.93) |
24,479 |
2010-06-09 |
description:
Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc.
Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business.
How does he do this?
Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters.
Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the
number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it?
That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that.
Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?
keywords:
Butt, Hurt, Craigslist, Galt, Mile, Media, Spammer, Racist, Black, Religion,
sound origin:
Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE
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?! SPONSOR THIS AND SAVE THE WORLD ! |
Tannen |
(2.00) |
1,176 |
2010-08-12 |
description:
Clouds have been plotting against humanity for thousands of years, this we know, but now they are finally unleashing their master plan to destroy all humans! I know this may sound like bullshit but it is true, and us here at the LOLCAT
-(League of Lucid Cardiographers and Tacos)
Are working on a million dollar project to permanently put an end to the evils that are plaguing our skies, but sadly we only have a budget of $0 so we're asking you, YES YOU, for help. Will YOU help your fellow humans in this battle for humanity?! OR WILL YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DO NOTHING!!! YOU MUST DECIDE THE FATE OF OUR WORLD WITH YOUR SPONSORSHIP!!
keywords:
clouds, sponsor,end of the world, 2012, armageddon, LOLCATs, YTMND, Photoshop
sound origin:
Mythwars
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?PrallePenthouseShuffle |
number1hitjam |
(3.00) |
619 |
2010-11-03 |
description:
"So, do you like it?"
"Well I like Chromeo"
keywords:
chromeo, night, by, pralle, penthouse, shuffle
sound origin:
free download off of hbo.com
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?I love Brooke <3 |
vertigo92 |
(2.25) |
4,489 |
2010-11-05 |
description:
This website is dedicated to the sweetest most beautiful girl in the entire world. She's funny and cute and makes my whole world go round, she doesn't just spin it, doesn't just make it do loops, she makes it not just like an ordinary ride. It's like I'm in Disneyland every day <3
She's my best friend and my one true love, I am the happiest man to have ever met her. She's my angel and my salvation. She helps me go through anything. She's the strongest and most amazing girl in the world <3
But this is just a fraction of what she's really like, I hope one day people can find someone as great, like I have. But unfortunately you will not.. >///^////>
cause I've already found the best <3
I love you and I always will love you Brooke <3
my sweet pocketgirl <3
keywords:
girlfriend, boyfriend, couple, love, cute, Brooke, Mario
sound origin:
Far away by Nickelback, our song <3
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?BOOM BOOM BOOM |
adisca |
(3.78) |
888 |
2010-11-07 |
description:
BOOM BOOM BOOM
keywords:
Boom boom boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
Boom boom boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
Do the honor to me
Don't you know i like to bite
Get to the view
Closer to you
You're driving me crazy, crazy for you
Second time you moved me
It's time for us to boom boom
You can come right close to me
And feel the burning fire
All the time you got me
It's fine for us to boom boom
If you see the spark in me
And feel my strong desire
Boom boom boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
Boom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK99cB3s-J4
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?Down Down Down 3.0 |
kekko |
(4.10) |
10,858 |
2011-01-31 |
description:
I found this song in the back of my memory and I decided to do a fake downtime page for YTMND. I made it just for fun, I don't want to impose my shitty design to whoever is building the graphics on YTMND. I'm really looking forward to see the new version and I couldn't help but let my imagination run. I hope you like it!
keywords:
downtime,down,grey,goose,chat,ytmnd
sound origin:
Lollipop - Down Down Down
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?(nsfw) Stay thirsty my friends |
donrosenberger |
(3.33) |
1,317 |
2011-06-22 |
description:
I made this parody of the Dos Equis commercial because I always thought the slogan sounded like you should *NOT* drink it.
keywords:
Dos Equis, stay thirsty
sound origin:
Dos Equis commercials
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?(nsfw) Despair |
Radish |
(1.00) |
1,580 |
2011-08-01 |
description:
Human interaction leads to suffering. The only thing that you can do to minimize that suffering for yourself is to inflict it on others and take joy in doing so.
keywords:
take a shit on the world,JOE DON BAKER,kills himself,misery,despair,horror,gloom,shit,cunt
sound origin:
Oh, diddums doesn't like ear rape? YOU'RE NOT FUCKING MEANT TO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED EAR RAPE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR OWN PISS THROUGH A STRAW YOU MORON
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?If you have played Shrink High... |
bub777 |
(1.00) |
2,973 |
2011-09-28 |
description:
Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic.
I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries).
What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory!
You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested.
There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it.
Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time.
The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).
sound origin:
Kbgm
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?DRAW ME A DEAD DOG |
HighandGeil |
(1.00) |
856 |
2011-11-16 |
description:
SIR CAN YOU DRAW ME A DOG, BUT ITS LIKE DEAD IN THE STREET, CAN YOU DO THAT.
sound origin:
SIR
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?A message to all the haters |
psychofishhead |
(2.67) |
2,255 |
2012-01-15 |
description:
I'm really sick and fuccking tired of all these trolls coming out of the woodwork saying dumbass shit about my sites. "Duuuuuurrrrr Adolph hitler" "UR SITES SUCK LOL NIGGER" gets fucking old after its repeated for about the billionth time this week. Furthermore, its really fucking racist and unfunny to say these things, even if you're being "ironic" and "doing it for the lulz". Newsflash! It's 2012. Try and fucking act like it. We don't need your pre-2005 sense of humor polluting this site. So this site is a final warning, to you unwashed dregs, 'tarded teens and general asswads who want to come on my sites and post hateful comments. DONT fucking do it. I will report your ass and you WILL be banned by a mod.
keywords:
trolls,haters,fuck off dude,don't be racist,max will ban you
sound origin:
Get bent hater guy
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?Sorry I'm Not |
sorryimnot |
(1.00) |
1,401 |
2012-02-08 |
description:
For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
keywords:
sorry I'm not, gay,funny,revenge
sound origin:
YTMND
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?(nsfw) Dota 2 Good Games. |
ACTIONLORD |
(2.40) |
3,661 |
2012-02-24 |
description:
Dota 2 is a Good Game upcoming by the studio IceGabe. Unlike some other gay Dumb games dota 2 Features Gay and Spacefarts. In addition you can pick a gay dumb Hero instead of soemthing that is Good, and be the quarterback of your team. Do you yearn to see an endless expanse of glistening man-backs and man-butts laid out before your eyes like so many feasts for a King? Then don't do not play this game, play it instead.
keywords:
dota2,gay
sound origin:
dota 2 fantastic voice acting + Guest Starring S.F.'s
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?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
16,763 |
2012-02-29 |
description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
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Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
keywords:
moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight
sound origin:
The multi-mooniverse
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?Bugs Bunny RETURNS |
Wesyeed |
(3.14) |
1,347 |
2012-03-10 |
description:
I had to do daffy's voice at Bug's request which was extremely difficult since I didn't know how to do it. Whatever...fuck you if you don't like it.
keywords:
bugs,bunny,looney,tunes,daffy,duck,ytmnd,whats,up,doc,voice,acting,101
sound origin:
Bugs Bunny doc
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?Mr Bumpy is outraged |
Wesyeed |
(3.67) |
916 |
2012-04-12 |
description:
Everybody do that bump! If you're like 10, this was what you missed out on, go look it up and have your mind fucked.
keywords:
bumpy,was,a,great,show
sound origin:
mr bumpy and squishinton
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?(nsfw) Pandora, How do you like it? |
They-Call-Me-Trinity |
(1.80) |
1,470 |
2012-04-26 |
description:
Pandora
Species: Canine
Gender: Herm
Age: old enough to know better
Height: ?
Weight: ?
cock length: 24"(2')
hair color: blonde
breasts size: 44DD
She likes to stroke her cock for hours and cum all over everything
keywords:
herm,cock,cum,hypper,dog,color brown and tan
sound origin:
YouTube
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?(nsfw) Immortal Technique Feat. Mos Def - Bin Lad... |
Thunderwing |
(2.00) |
2,538 |
2012-05-23 |
description:
This is my most controversial addition to the Thunderwing Music Channel. On September 11, 2001, the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack of its then 225-year history when the World Trade Center was destroyed when hijacked planes ran into the Twin Towers. However, over the past decade since, evidence has emerged that hints that it might have been a false flag. Then-President George W. Bush's lack of a surprised reaction when he was told that the WTC was attacked was suspicious, as was the British Broadcasting Corporation's report that building WTC 7, which was not hit by a plane, had collapsed, as that report occurred before WTC 7 fell. Also suspicious is the very involvement of Al-Qaeda. The WTC attack was allegedly masterminded by Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden, who had previously been a CIA tactician. The CIA armed him and rebels in Afghanistan in the 1980s as they fought off an invasion from the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Before Al-Queda was the name of a terrorist group, it was the name of the CIA's database of arms smugglers used, along with Saudi Arabia, to funnel arms into the anti-USSR resistance in the 1980s. Larry Silverstein, the owner of WTC7, told the NYC fire department to "pull it," or demolish WTC7, after it was reported to him that the FDNY could not contain the fire destroying WTC7. I know most of you will think I'm a crackpot, but I do believe that 9/11 was a false flag used to expand the wars for oil in the Middle East and Africa, and give Congress and the President an excuse to pass laws, like the Patriot Act, that rob us of our civil and Constitutional rights. Look into the evidence. Enjoy the song, and please buy it on iTunes or Amazon.com if you like it.
keywords:
thunderwingmusicchannel,nunicamusicchannel,nisa,nunica internet social alliance,bin laden,immortal technique,mos def,9/11,false flag,new world order
sound origin:
[i]Bin Laden[/i] single by Immortal Technique
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?Motherfucker, YTMND is already dead. |
Famery-Gai |
(3.81) |
7,216 |
2012-06-13 |
description:
I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.
keywords:
target,pillows,funny user comments,calisthenics
sound origin:
TV's FRANK
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?rick roll |
Mansquito |
(3.72) |
6,582 |
2012-06-20 |
description:
Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"
keywords:
extremely loud public bowel movements
sound origin:
Whore-Ratio Sands
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