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Sword fighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say.

suikoden, monkey island, sword, fighting, insults

Suikoden IV

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

mario rpg

My wife and I used to drive down to Vermont to watch the YTMNDs fall from the trees...

do you like it?

Eric Whitacre - October

If you are 1) a cool personne on YTMND and 2) own Rock Band, you need to buy the hit track New Wave by Pleymo and record yourself singing it. It helps if you know a lot of French like I do. This will catch onne. And for all the poele saying play real sing

proppez to abom for backup guitar

Yes I know the image sucks, but this is my first time trying to do something like this in GIMP and I had no idea how to do it. If you're going to criticize, try actually giving some tips on how to do this correctly.

Che,Guevara,Communist,Revolucion,Revolution,Rage,against,the,machine,killing,in,the,name,of,Matlab,KOENTMND,Dr,Billy,V,Koen,can,you,believe,it,you've,already,finished,C,do,think,devotee,lol,vote 5

Rage Against the Matlab - Killing in the name of Dr. Billy V. Ko

Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

Butt, Hurt, Craigslist, Galt, Mile, Media, Spammer, Racist, Black, Religion,

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

LOL! KHANTMND: I've still got it!

Khan,reliant,star,trek,wrath,of,overdose,meth,cocaine,buried,alive,KHANTMND,best fad ever in all of the fads ever made including forgotten fads like the overdose fad which I recently revived with my Chadwardenn overdose site but I'm also making this one and I know you might complain that I copped out by not doing the whole song like I did in the aforementioned site but in that site I only did one of the picture while in this site I did all of them so it balances out,VOTE 5

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its almost impossible to find a decent sized next gen uniform online

picard geordi next generation lol ytmnd

Next Generation

Yeah you hate WoW. So do I. But I still keep playing it like a crack whore addicted to....um...crack. And I'm not even good at it either...

owen wilson, wedding crashers, shanghai knights, wow, warcraft, pvp, gank, ganking, world of warcraft

Owen Wilson

Every 80's movie seemed to have a cheezy power montage like this.... Actually this one's from (2002)WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. hope you love it as much as I do.

coop, gene, wet hot american summer, whas, 80s, 80's, showalter, meloni,

wet hot american summer

Playing around with the scripting capabilities of The Gimp. Sort of like if you point a TV camera at its own monitor, but instead doing repeated copy-paste-rotates on an image.

math,mathematical,feedback,gimp,extended,spirit,hub

Extended Spirit - The Hub (excerpt)

Do what you like with it.

Radiohead

Get ready for randomness. Idea completely stolen from hanktherapper, but I felt like I had to do it. Sorry fearcondom, I love your stuff but you had it coming. See http://readygether.ytmnd.com for the original.

no, more, wire, hangers, or, fads, ever

hatesign.ytmnd.com; readygether.ytmnd.com; edits

In all seriousness, those of you who do donate, thank you. It's because of you I can make corny jokes using adult swim shows like this.

donation, money, sealab

Sealab 2021

If you're gonna cosplay do it right, not like this clown.

Silent Hill,Pyramid Head,Cosplay,Sad twat,nerd

Silent Hill 2, http://www.geocities.com/xanaax86/

I'm almost halfway finished, how do you like it so far? How do you like the theme to Gary's show?

Gary called me up and asked if I would write his theme song

the theme to Gary's show

YOU ARE A PEON!! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO POLISH MY FRENCH FOOTWEAR! I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN AND I AM A WET MAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!11

mega64,cold fear,ubisoft,gunther galipot

Mega64's Cold Fear promos

"CaramellFAGGOT" (FAGish for "The HOMO Dance") is the first track and the lead single of the album SuperQUEER released in November 2001 by the Fagish music group HOMOmella Girls. It is also a popular Internet meme attracting worldwide popularity. The meme started as a fifteen frame Flash animation loop showing PSA guy and You FAGGOT guy, characters of the FAGanese visual novel HOMOtan, doing a FAG swing dance with their hands over their heads to imitate FAGGOT ears, and the chorus of the sped up version of the song "CaramellFAGGOT" sung by PSA Guy and the other PSA kids from FAGish music group HOMOmel. The meme is not limited to the small FAGsh animation loops. 3D QUEERimation shorts have been released performing the dance, and GAY action videos made by FAGS. CaramellFAGGOT is known in Japan as blah blah blah a whole bunch of bullshit I don't feel like copying from the Wikipedia article

LOL!,VOTE 5

Caramel FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nelson really designed the new site layout, take a look! For the record (before you downvote if you do like the layout) I think it does look nice but needs some getting use to, that's why the boo's were limited. Sync's best in Firefox, think IE works now.

Nelson draws designs Simpsons YTMND layout

nelsonmax.ytmnd.com + editing

I found this song in the back of my memory and I decided to do a fake downtime page for YTMND. I made it just for fun, I don't want to impose my shitty design to whoever is building the graphics on YTMND. I'm really looking forward to see the new version and I couldn't help but let my imagination run. I hope you like it!

downtime,down,grey,goose,chat,ytmnd

Lollipop - Down Down Down

I'm not sure why I decided to do this...I updated this due to misinterpretations.I am not claiming the internet is actually dead so I removed the dates. If you would like it reverted to the original, let me know.

ronald, internet, lol

lolbedtimemusic.ytmnd.com + edit

Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board! Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]! This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents. Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality. Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it). Stop reading and play already. (Trip to polend has no cash value.) (Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.) (Also, cocks.)

Press Your Luck, Press Esc, game show, whammy

Press [i]Our[/i] Luck

I know theres a better, funnier way to do this, but I don't feel like doing it. Steal this idea if you want I think its funny.

Cats in the Cradle

A remix of Brazilian Flower. I didn't use any of the original track; rather, I followed its melodies and reconstructed/reworked them. Took a while to do, but I hope you like it!

catonaREMIXinspace, rave visions, this is why astronauts shouldn't take acid

Based on Brazilian Flower, remade

During a routine Disco Party at the Titans Tower, Robin, Speedy and Kid Flash come to a stunning conclusion. Meanwhile, Aqualad is stunned to discover Dharma brand fish biscuits are made of fish.

LOST, Teen Titans, Robin, Wonder Girl, Speedy, Kid Flash, Aqualad likes his Fish Biscuits, Fish Biscuit, Fivesome, You gonna get raped, It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, Out of Context FTW, Only took the bears two hours, How'd you do that

KRS-ONE - Phucked + Lost S3 Episode 1

LOL NOW IT'S FLAAAAAAASH MAN AND HIS AWESOME ABILITY IS TO FREEZE TIME BY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD AND THEN YOU COVER YOUR EARS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOUR EARS ARE COVERED SO I'M LIKE TIME FREEZES

uncAAAAAAAted

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

moon man,danger mouse,black thought

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

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one thing leads to another