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when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

mario rpg

LOL! KHANTMND: I've still got it!

Khan,reliant,star,trek,wrath,of,overdose,meth,cocaine,buried,alive,KHANTMND,best fad ever in all of the fads ever made including forgotten fads like the overdose fad which I recently revived with my Chadwardenn overdose site but I'm also making this one and I know you might complain that I copped out by not doing the whole song like I did in the aforementioned site but in that site I only did one of the picture while in this site I did all of them so it balances out,VOTE 5

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The occasional playing of WoW (World of Warcraft) is ok just like any other video game. But like other addictive substances, you may find that it has taken over your life. If you feel this is happening to you quickly find something else to do. Read a book

wow,world of warcraft,world,warcraft,boycott,waste of time,also cocks

We're Not Gonna Take It - The Who

Get ready for randomness. Idea completely stolen from hanktherapper, but I felt like I had to do it. Sorry fearcondom, I love your stuff but you had it coming. See http://readygether.ytmnd.com for the original.

no, more, wire, hangers, or, fads, ever

hatesign.ytmnd.com; readygether.ytmnd.com; edits

Yes I know the image sucks, but this is my first time trying to do something like this in GIMP and I had no idea how to do it. If you're going to criticize, try actually giving some tips on how to do this correctly.

Che,Guevara,Communist,Revolucion,Revolution,Rage,against,the,machine,killing,in,the,name,of,Matlab,KOENTMND,Dr,Billy,V,Koen,can,you,believe,it,you've,already,finished,C,do,think,devotee,lol,vote 5

Rage Against the Matlab - Killing in the name of Dr. Billy V. Ko

LOL NOW IT'S FLAAAAAAASH MAN AND HIS AWESOME ABILITY IS TO FREEZE TIME BY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD AND THEN YOU COVER YOUR EARS AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN YOUR EARS ARE COVERED SO I'M LIKE TIME FREEZES

uncAAAAAAAted

Playing around with the scripting capabilities of The Gimp. Sort of like if you point a TV camera at its own monitor, but instead doing repeated copy-paste-rotates on an image.

math,mathematical,feedback,gimp,extended,spirit,hub

Extended Spirit - The Hub (excerpt)

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

extremely loud public bowel movements

Whore-Ratio Sands

i said i could draw this in 5 seconds and i did!if you dind't like it then f*ck you!what are you going to do about it?play with your limp dick all day with your broken pussy leg?

happy,tree,friends,draw,5,seconds

Pantera-Fucking Hostile

I've been doing these experiments late at night where I get down in the push-up position and attempt to phase through the carpet and flooring. It hasn't worked yet, but once it does I'm going to phase into several Target stores and steal as many pillows as I can possibly carry. I'm going to have so many pillows, it's gonna be crazy. Like -- you don't even know.

target,pillows,funny user comments,calisthenics

TV's FRANK

Just cos I don't get no man a foot massage do make it right for myselves to thro Antoine off a building into a glass strokin house and punch like the way my stapler talks that the goggles they do nothing A furry do their ARUGH to me you'd better paralyze

Every 80's movie seemed to have a cheezy power montage like this.... Actually this one's from (2002)WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. hope you love it as much as I do.

coop, gene, wet hot american summer, whas, 80s, 80's, showalter, meloni,

wet hot american summer

I had to make a delemic choice with this one. Had alot of praying to do... hope you like it.

tiger, handheld, tiger handheld, captain, jean, luc, picard, uss, enterprize

me

A remix of Brazilian Flower. I didn't use any of the original track; rather, I followed its melodies and reconstructed/reworked them. Took a while to do, but I hope you like it!

catonaREMIXinspace, rave visions, this is why astronauts shouldn't take acid

Based on Brazilian Flower, remade

If you're gonna cosplay do it right, not like this clown.

Silent Hill,Pyramid Head,Cosplay,Sad twat,nerd

Silent Hill 2, http://www.geocities.com/xanaax86/

I found this song in the back of my memory and I decided to do a fake downtime page for YTMND. I made it just for fun, I don't want to impose my shitty design to whoever is building the graphics on YTMND. I'm really looking forward to see the new version and I couldn't help but let my imagination run. I hope you like it!

downtime,down,grey,goose,chat,ytmnd

Lollipop - Down Down Down

Get a LiveJasmin girl to show you her boobs like I did. It's not exactly easy, but some will do it in public chat.

LiveJasmin, boobs, tits, breasts

Venga Boys

Nelson really designed the new site layout, take a look! For the record (before you downvote if you do like the layout) I think it does look nice but needs some getting use to, that's why the boo's were limited. Sync's best in Firefox, think IE works now.

Nelson draws designs Simpsons YTMND layout

nelsonmax.ytmnd.com + editing

Further perpetuating a new fad, if you don't like it, give me a 1! (Wait! Stop! Don't do that!)

70s, love, what is love, show, parody

Big Star's

In all seriousness, those of you who do donate, thank you. It's because of you I can make corny jokes using adult swim shows like this.

donation, money, sealab

Sealab 2021

Both the spaces and the selector constantly shuffle like the real game, making over 50 results. Press the escape key to freeze the board! Avoid the most evil of whammies while going for big money! And if you are up for a real challenge, try your best to win...[b]the internet[/b]! This one definitely took more time and effort than most YTMNDs I've made. But I'm glad with how it turned out, and I hope you find yourself amused with it's contents. Inspired by dacompmandan's original Press Your YTMND, and brought to life more accurately with the new YTMND 2.0 functionality. Press F11 to go full screen. Should work with most web browsers (except Chrome, but they are working on it). Stop reading and play already. (Trip to polend has no cash value.) (Nor does the rest of this game, actually. Unless someone sponsors it. But I wouldn't ask anyone to do that. That would just be selfish.) (Also, cocks.)

Press Your Luck, Press Esc, game show, whammy

Press [i]Our[/i] Luck

I'm not sure why I decided to do this...I updated this due to misinterpretations.I am not claiming the internet is actually dead so I removed the dates. If you would like it reverted to the original, let me know.

ronald, internet, lol

lolbedtimemusic.ytmnd.com + edit

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight

The multi-mooniverse

It is what it looks like. Hopefully you guys have the same sense of humor I do. Probably not

Christmas, Snowman, Snow, Man, Rodney Carrington, Rodney, Carrington, Bob, Tom, Bob & Tom, Bob and Tom, Dick, baseball, Ballbat, Base, Ball, Bat, Cucumber, Larry, Thimble,

Rodney Carrington - Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

Butt, Hurt, Craigslist, Galt, Mile, Media, Spammer, Racist, Black, Religion,

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

During a routine Disco Party at the Titans Tower, Robin, Speedy and Kid Flash come to a stunning conclusion. Meanwhile, Aqualad is stunned to discover Dharma brand fish biscuits are made of fish.

LOST, Teen Titans, Robin, Wonder Girl, Speedy, Kid Flash, Aqualad likes his Fish Biscuits, Fish Biscuit, Fivesome, You gonna get raped, It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none, Out of Context FTW, Only took the bears two hours, How'd you do that

KRS-ONE - Phucked + Lost S3 Episode 1

YOU ARE A PEON!! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO POLISH MY FRENCH FOOTWEAR! I AM AN IMPORTANT MAN AND I AM A WET MAN, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!11

mega64,cold fear,ubisoft,gunther galipot

Mega64's Cold Fear promos

Yeah you hate WoW. So do I. But I still keep playing it like a crack whore addicted to....um...crack. And I'm not even good at it either...

owen wilson, wedding crashers, shanghai knights, wow, warcraft, pvp, gank, ganking, world of warcraft

Owen Wilson