?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
939 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?DO YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT? |
CrapoArtworks |
(1.40) |
893 |
2006-11-02 |
description:
I heard this song from a DJ then just had to get it.
keywords:
move it, move it move it, DJ
sound origin:
Club Mix?
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?Turban guy |
Aerofriction |
(2.60) |
888 |
2006-06-27 |
description:
I tried to edit it to make it sound like YTMNDs that went like, when you f*** your wife, do you need directions?
keywords:
Turban, angry
sound origin:
40 year old virgin
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?I'm going to do battle with you Klingon scum ... |
nicbalz |
(3.96) |
887 |
2008-01-13 |
description:
its almost impossible to find a decent sized next gen uniform online
keywords:
picard geordi next generation lol ytmnd
sound origin:
Next Generation
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?Cake is crap and tastes like shit |
BaftA |
(2.97) |
887 |
2006-05-12 |
description:
Sorry if i am irritating you by doing these YTMNDs but i hate that cake guy so much i want to take the piss out of him a lot. If you don't like, downvote. I don't care, it doesn't matter...
sound origin:
moviewavs
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?DRAW ME A DEAD DOG |
HighandGeil |
(1.00) |
884 |
2011-11-16 |
description:
SIR CAN YOU DRAW ME A DOG, BUT ITS LIKE DEAD IN THE STREET, CAN YOU DO THAT.
sound origin:
SIR
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?For neptho (long load for sound) |
friday13 |
(2.20) |
831 |
2006-06-14 |
description:
Sorry, but I had to do it. IF you're gonna insult someone for their likes and dislikes, expect a burn in return.
sound origin:
Mindless Self Indulgence- Stupid Motherf*cker
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?(nsfw) so wurm bans me for talking about valve + ... |
ldrancer |
(1.67) |
809 |
2014-11-21 |
description:
big conspiracy
keywords:
conspiracy, ,valve,wurm,dicksuckers,soetero,foreign
sound origin:
thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night.
that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas.
me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to.
now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death..
i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america?
ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll
after 1 hour the server was reset
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?Do you like it up the bum? |
mullen2121 |
(1.67) |
788 |
2004-11-25 |
description:
no description given.
sound origin:
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?Numa Numa Fighting for Freedom! |
tehmusician |
(1.83) |
785 |
2007-12-26 |
description:
This is my friend David in uniform, we've always given him crap about looking like the numa numa guy, so when i saw this, i asked him if he would let me do it, and in his exact words he said: "if it would give you a sense of plea
keywords:
Numa Numa, Army, Fight, Freedom, Fighting
sound origin:
Haducii V.s. Gabry Ponte - Dragotea Din Tei (Gabry Ponte Radio M
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?ldrancer 10 years ago i made a ymtnd |
ldrancer |
(3.00) |
767 |
2016-08-02 |
description:
i made an account to make this ytmnd that had 2 pictures one animiated gif the other a picture with animation in it. and sound. maybe some text. then i was like fuck that. then i forget what it is. then i came back 4 years later for reasons then made ytmndnds why? and i didnt even use it or do anything with it for 4 years but who gives a fuck? right i was here when they first made it too, probably the first day too, so.
and also a tutorial on how i make movies to 10fps gifs what programs i use and stuff in one gif. the program needs avi's so theres my tutorial on how i convert those legitamently. also if you8 dont got the shit go get download it you dumbass
keywords:
ytmnd,10 year,decade,oh fuck
sound origin:
fffff
|
?Runnic The Retard! |
MrCullen |
(2.17) |
726 |
2006-04-23 |
description:
I decided to make this after Runnic's idiocy got to me so much I had to tell everyone else how much I really don't like him. That and a friend suggested it to. Everyone knows that when a friend suggests something, you HAVE to do it. Specially if it's a YT
keywords:
Runnic,Retard
sound origin:
A friend of Mine
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?Always Succeed At Everything |
tenantennae |
(2.17) |
717 |
2018-07-03 |
description:
To succeed at everything you do, you have to do whatever it takes. Just like Tom Hiddleston when he when he won the part of Thor.
keywords:
tom hiddleston,thor
sound origin:
.
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?PrallePenthouseShuffle |
number1hitjam |
(3.00) |
693 |
2010-11-03 |
description:
"So, do you like it?"
"Well I like Chromeo"
keywords:
chromeo, night, by, pralle, penthouse, shuffle
sound origin:
free download off of hbo.com
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?hey im new this is my first ytmnd |
someguy09 |
(2.54) |
614 |
2008-10-14 |
description:
this is the first attempt at making a site. do care if you like it cuz its a test if you do great..so yea here you go
keywords:
star wars test metal band rock destroyer dramatic breakup letter
sound origin:
itunes library recoded on laptop
|
?frentche rahghppek're |
Lcadwallader |
(3.91) |
608 |
2008-05-20 |
description:
If you are 1) a cool personne on YTMND and 2) own Rock Band, you need to buy the hit track New Wave by Pleymo and record yourself singing it. It helps if you know a lot of French like I do. This will catch onne. And for all the poele saying play real sing
sound origin:
proppez to abom for backup guitar
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?(nsfw) Party of assholes that really exist in real life |
funado |
(4.33) |
580 |
2024-01-31 |
description:
If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.
keywords:
porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler
sound origin:
one thing leads to another
|
?Muslim Marriage Bureau |
Zariyaa |
(2.00) |
579 |
2021-12-09 |
description:
Zariyaa Matrimony is a leading Hyderabad Muslim Matrimony/Muslim Marriage Bureau In Hyderabad ; that has been successfully Producing 1000+ success stories by finding Hyderabad Muslim Bride/Hyderabad Muslim Groom from the top cities and professions. It consists of a trustful brides and grooms profile with an exclusive match-making process.
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keywords:
muslim matrimony,Muslim marriage bureau,muslim matrimony hyderabad,muslim marriage bureau hyderbad,muslim bride,muslim groom,muslim sites
sound origin:
What You Can Do With Us? Service Offered;
Genuine profile search on;
· Hyderabad Muslim Bride.
· Hyderabad Muslim Groom.
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?come on shake your body baby |
khug |
(1.50) |
564 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Everbody gather round now
Let your body feel the heat
Dont you worry if you cant dance;
Let the music move your feet
Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day
Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got
Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop
(repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
sound origin:
Youtubed the gloriast of estefans
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?(nsfw) BALLIN' |
duckhunt |
(3.00) |
523 |
2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
|
?nigeru mono fun time! |
TheHammerWillSmashTh |
(3.60) |
506 |
2007-12-16 |
description:
i dont care if you like it but i do care about your day
keywords:
paprika nedm
sound origin:
more fun
|
?Love You Like the 44th President |
thebrouhaha |
(3.00) |
426 |
2017-01-27 |
description:
Love you like Obama. Do it to you right.
keywords:
obama,,dancing,kleeer,tonight
sound origin:
Kleeer - Tonight
|
?CHOPPER |
JMSCNX |
(2.00) |
371 |
2022-09-10 |
description:
You might think you've peeped the scene
You haven't, the real one's far too mean
The watered down one, the one you know
Was made up centuries ago
They made it sound all wack and corny
Yes, it's awful, blasted boring
Twisted fictions, sick addiction
Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
That's me, the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Me, no hablo
Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
Me found bravery in my bravado
DJs need to listen to the models
"You ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy in your Serato?"
Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
I'm just a Chi-town nigga with a Nas flow
And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow
Can we get much higher?
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Look like a fat booty Céline Dion
Sex is on fire, I'm the King of Leon-a Lewis
Beyond the truest, hey, teacher, teacher
Tell me, how do you respond to students?
And refresh the page and restart the memory?
Respark the soul and rebuild the energy?
We stopped the ignorance, we killed the enemies
Sorry for the night demons still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Fresh air, rollin' down the window
Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your wins low
Don't make me pull the toys out, huh
Don't make me pull the toys
And fire up the engines, huh
And then they make noise
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
At the mall, there was a séance
Just kids, no parents
Then the sky filled with herons
(I saw the devil) in a Chrysler LeBaron
And the hell, it wouldn't spare us
And the fires did declare us
But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress
And woke up back in Paris
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Can we get much higher? So high
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
keywords:
one piece,THE ONE PIECE IS REAL,chopper,chopper sad,L
sound origin:
meme
|
?mehdude |
sebablixa |
(1.67) |
354 |
2014-11-03 |
description:
Meh dude this is what I am putting here and it is not going to change yep it will never change as long as I live or give it to my offspring because he might change it.
keywords:
meh,420,snoop dawg
sound origin:
Well I had this lying around from when I got it from audio micro but it is cool do you like the sound it is a great sound and everything and stuff but I like it.
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?๐ฅตEat ๐๐ปโ๏ธMy ๐ฐCake Records: ๐งThe ๐กH... |
JadeAnnByrne |
(1.00) |
313 |
2023-10-05 |
description:
(๐๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ง๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐) โ Raincheck my ๐ Cock-A-Doodle-Do ๐ฅต
Space Country Trap by Jade Ann Byrne -
Set to Rock the ๐ World! ๐๐ช๐ถ
๐๏ธ ๐ธ ๐ง๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Trekking through rustic realms, Jade Ann Byrne enchants with her spellbinding melodies. Emerging from humble countryside roots, her music encapsulates nature's raw allure and heartfelt sagas echoing through the hills. With each guitar strum and every lyrical note, she spirits listeners away to a realm where time slows, and modern worries dissipate.
Fueled by the sights and sounds of her surroundings, Jade Ann Byrne weaves a sonic tapestry that entrances the soul. Her harmonies, like gentle raindrops quenching parched soil, nourish the spirit and evoke tranquility. Immersing in her songs resembles a rejuvenating stroll through lush meadows, where air's crisp, fragrant, and nature's symphony reigns supreme.
Yet, Jade Ann Byrne's music isn't merely a tranquil escape. It pulsates with country rock's vibrant energy, laced with a dash of enchantment that sets her apart. Her potent vocals resonate with emotions, delivering lyrics that speak to love, loss, and everyday life's trials and triumphs. From toe-tapping anthems that beckon you to dance, to soul-stirring ballads drawing tears, her performances leave indelible imprints on hearts.
Ascending the musical echelons, Jade Ann Byrne readies to storm the global stage. As her melodies traverse borders, cultures, and languages, she unites through music's universal tongue. So, grab your passport, fasten your seatbelt, for Jade Ann Byrne is embarking on a musical odyssey that'll leave you breathless, yearning for more. ๐๐ธ๐๐
๐ผ
๐ต๐ต
๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ
๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต ๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต
๐ถ๐ต๐ถ
๐ถ๐ต
๐ถ Is this a MEME??? ๐ค๐
keywords:
JadeAnnByrne, egirl4rent, EatMyCakeRecords, space country trap, cosmic fusion, futuristic western, interstellar rodeo, high-tech barn dance, electronic space cowboys, cosmic odyssey, rodeo vibes.
sound origin:
JadeAnnByrne.com
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?Sidson.city shill |
VinluvVath |
(1.00) |
256 |
2023-01-23 |
description:
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!
keywords:
sidson,vinluv,vath,sidsoncity
sound origin:
sidson.city
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?X9: Crypto Crystallic Gone Revenge |
YTMNDFox |
(2.00) |
224 |
2022-08-01 |
description:
I am back on LunaPic. How do you like it?
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
sound origin:
UnCryptoed
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?Russian dudes on Tambov ham radio, 100 meter ba... |
Heywood12 |
(3.67) |
162 |
2024-10-13 |
description:
Hello. You are on the page of Tambov SDR, which is available at: https://sdr.radiorubka.org/. WebSDR for the 3 MHz range is here: https://3.radiorubka.org/. WebSDR for the "80 meter" range was launched in the test: https://80m.radiorubka.org/. You should not save links with ports 8902, 8903, etc. and links like sdr2, sdr3, sdr4, sdr5.radiorubka.org! In the future, my SDRs on these links may not be available. The links above are the only correct ones. On the websdr.org website, ports are indicated due to the ancient verification mechanism. It is unknown whether the author of WebSDR will ever change it. You need to start searching for a free kiwisdr from the domain https://sdr.radiorubka.org. You will be redirected to one of the available ones in the chain. But if you persistently enter sdr4, for example, you will have fewer chances to get into a free channel. The mark on the map http://rx.linkfanel.net/ (or http://map.swl.su/) may not accurately indicate the installation location. Keep this in mind during local experiments when assessing the strength of signals by distance and direction. For fans of "CB" and everything that is much higher than 10 MHz: there is almost no reception here. This is due to the peculiarities of the antenna-feeder path. Do not waste time. Try your luck on neighboring receivers. Below 1.6 MHz, satisfactory reception is possible only at night.
keywords:
Russian-language,ham,radio,shortwave,Tambov,you can smell the cigarettes,dudes
sound origin:
That WebSDR in Tambov.
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