The Art Alexakis Sampling Keyboard
Created on: January 17th, 2006
The Art Alexakis Sampling Keyboard
Ever hear an Everclear song? I think they're all made with one of these. I have no idea what the black key is for.

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January 17th, 2006
(5)
oh jesus lord that is so f*cking true.
September 6th, 2007
(3)
Sponsored before f*gs
September 8th, 2007
(3)
sponsored after f*gs
September 10th, 2007
(-1)
Should I listen to Everclear or did I just hear the whole song?
January 17th, 2006
(2)
you could easily make one of these for Rob Zombie too, except it would have just one key.
January 17th, 2006
(1)
Black key is how the express order a pizza.
January 17th, 2006
(1)
Lacks originality. Just kidding. Everclear sucks.
January 17th, 2006
(-2)
January 17th, 2006
(1)
Boring music
January 17th, 2006
(1)
Wow where can I buy one?
January 17th, 2006
(1)
Ungh, yeah.
January 17th, 2006
(0)
clever
September 8th, 2007
(0)
very
January 17th, 2006
(1)
hahaha
January 18th, 2006
(1)
1) I own one of those. 2) That bitter old c*nt drinks at my bar. He's creepy.
January 18th, 2006
(1)
they suck bad
January 19th, 2006
(-1)
Can I help you? --> http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/26933
January 19th, 2006
(-1)
Truth
January 20th, 2006
(-1)
My god! Did I not just see the 5 worst YTMND's of all time right here? http://ytmnd.com/users/profile/12898
January 20th, 2006
(1)
Let's all shed a tear over a band from the late 90's.
January 20th, 2006
(0)
Bangin choonz
January 20th, 2006
(0)
i actually did make the skifree image
January 20th, 2006
(0)
Don't forget: BLAHBLAHBLAHDADDYISSUES.
January 20th, 2006
(0)
I upvoted all your sites since people who downvote just because you think their sites suck are lame.
January 20th, 2006
(1)
I'd rather you voted what you thought I actually deserve. I don't mind having my "fans" but the more people think it's just "fans" vs. "haters" the longer they're going to stay retarded. Appreciate the gesture though.
January 20th, 2006
(-1)
1 star man! Attack the 5 star man!
January 21st, 2006
(0)
Haha! Nice.
January 22nd, 2006
(0)
blows
January 22nd, 2006
(1)
thx for the fun times on the forums. I may personally think you're a douchebag, but you DO make some damn good sites. Not a lot, but then again most/all of mine suck too.
January 23rd, 2006
(-1)
Is this going to be a problem?
January 23rd, 2006
(0)
I say you remix this into a totally new song. It will sound almost identical, but then you can boast about your splicing skills
January 23rd, 2006
(0)
Well unlike you, I prefer not to trade humor for originality. Congrats, you have original sites. Now if only they were actually funny.
January 23rd, 2006
(-1)
Hey I'm inkdrinker. I think originality is the same thing as funny. Am I a first-rate f*ggot or what?
January 23rd, 2006
(1)
OMG U STOLE FROM EVERCLEAR THATS THEIR SONG WTF
January 23rd, 2006
(1)
^ triple-raged
January 23rd, 2006
(0)
oh yeah and andrew w.k. sucks how many songs does he need to make about partying?
January 23rd, 2006
(0)
^ quadruple raged. Can he do five, ladies and gentlemen?
January 23rd, 2006
(0)
I haven't seen you weigh in enough to know if you're a fanboy or just someone who likes what I do. Your heart's in the right place on your own sites
January 24th, 2006
(1)
black key = very rare "woo"
January 31st, 2006
(0)
5 for truth.
February 1st, 2006
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Die n´gger. =)
February 6th, 2006
(0)
gfhdgjdfghsdfg
February 18th, 2006
(0)
it's amazing how all the comments are supportive, yet it's only rated 2.
February 19th, 2006
(4)
^ The armies of downvoters are enormous, anonymous and largely cowardly. They'd be laughed off the site if they tried to pretend they could come up with anything better.
February 19th, 2006
(-1)
No.
February 25th, 2006
(0)
neat idea..
March 6th, 2006
(1)
HAHAHAHA if people didnt 1 this site for no reason it would be pretty popular im sure
March 6th, 2006
(1)
i have to leave another comment...this site has me in tears right now.
March 10th, 2006
(0)
f*ck win
March 14th, 2006
(0)
Thank you.
March 22nd, 2006
(0)
So Much for the Afterglow...
April 5th, 2006
(0)
My mom used to torture me with their crap when I was in high school. Ended up rubbing off on me enough to like 2 of their songs, but the rest really suck, and not even endless repetitive plays can change that fact.
April 13th, 2006
(0)
everclear sucks big time. amazing.
May 26th, 2006
(0)
I will buy you a new life. This YTMND speaks the utter truth
August 8th, 2006
(0)
TOO FUNNY!!!
August 14th, 2006
(0)
sk-1 ftw
August 26th, 2006
(0)
what the f*ck? vote hack? all the comments are 5s and what not but the scoreis 2? and 678 votes?
September 24th, 2006
(0)
votez HAX0R3D! this site is brilliant, but only 2 stars?? NO WAI!
December 4th, 2006
(0)
Sad...but accurate.
December 4th, 2006
(0)
yeah
January 14th, 2007
(0)
Burn. Why not make the black key (repeatedly pressed) for the palm-muted guitar riff?
February 23rd, 2007
(0)
How is this rated so low?
September 6th, 2007
(1)
Haters marry haters grow up and have hater kids
September 6th, 2007
(1)
because inkdrinker downvoted sites he didn't like so therefore he got revenge downvoted.
September 6th, 2007
(0)
LOL every Everclear song ever made ... you could hear the music on the two-key sampler, the two-key sampler
September 6th, 2007
(0)
I used to have one of those!!
September 6th, 2007
(0)
It's too true not to 5
September 6th, 2007
(0)
ungh
September 9th, 2007
(0)
yeah
September 7th, 2007
(0)
so far ahead of it's time, it's not even presently mainstream.
September 7th, 2007
(0)
Indeed.
September 7th, 2007
(0)
September 7th, 2007
(0)
4 because it's true, +1 because it features a Casio SK-1. They're fun. Had one since '87.
September 7th, 2007
(1)
mcearlgrey said: "I will buy you a new life"
September 7th, 2007
(0)
WTB one for Nickelback and Andrew WK. No idea why this is sitting at 2.1. That's some racist sh*t right there.
September 8th, 2007
(-1)
f*ck downvoters. Gj
September 8th, 2007
(-1)
How is this 2 stars? This is hilarious.
September 8th, 2007
(-1)
I think this really isn't that funny. It's pushing a joke that is barely there. Also, I think the comparison should be used to talk about nickelback. At least everclear tries, well when they still existed. I refuse to acknowledge the new version of the band
September 8th, 2007
(-1)
also, the graphic doesn't help. it suckkorz
September 8th, 2007
(-1)
^ Art Alexakis' mom
September 9th, 2007
(0)
^ queer for nickleback
September 9th, 2007
(-2)
whatev... I'm too sexy to argue about anything. werd...
September 8th, 2007
(0)
That black key is a sharp or a flat of the note to the left of it. But it doesn't matter, as it is never used, as per your example.
September 8th, 2007
(0)
wow so underrated.
September 8th, 2007
(0)
Father of mine!
September 9th, 2007
(1)
i think lil john has one of these too, but the pitch on his is different
September 9th, 2007
(-1)
is it father of mine or is it i will buy you a new life or whatever.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
everclear realizes that all their songs sound the same. but it makes them money. its kinda like they're not even artists.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
clever.
September 9th, 2007
(0)
I lol'd
September 11th, 2007
(-1)
Hahaha their sh*t came on the radio the other day while I was in a store and I asked someone next to me who I needed to f*ck to make $$$ by playing the same simple riff and just change lyrics. Simple, to the point, and true. 5
September 13th, 2007
(0)
Why the hell is this only two stars? I smell bitter downvoting in the air.
September 13th, 2007
(-1)
Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but maybe this site isn't that funny. Or at least not to a good handful of the people here. Granted, they repeat certain themes, but I thought this site doesn't utilize enough resources to sell the joke anyway. You actually need to use more than "I will buy you a new life" to really get the joke rolling.
September 13th, 2007
(0)
Not to be a harbinger of something you don't want to hear, but you don't know what "harbinger" means or how to use it in a sentence. Back to ninth grade.
September 14th, 2007
(-1)
not to be f*g or anything, but your usage of the word is about the same as my usage of the word, which I grant wasn't best, but sounded better coming out of my head. Oh, and that completely misses the point of my post.
September 14th, 2007
(0)
This isn't "Documented evidence that every Everclear song is the same - PROOF INSIDE!" This is for people who don't need to be told what's already blindingly obvious
September 14th, 2007
(0)
this is totally true and why art alexakis had to file for bankruptcy protection a year ago
September 14th, 2007
(0)
I hadn't seen this in so long! Thanks for sponsoring it, mcearlgrey. I had forgotten how awesome it was.
September 14th, 2007
(-1)
Everclear > You.
April 1st, 2013
(0)
Demonstrably false.
April 1st, 2013
(-1)
Dear inkdrinker: you cannot upvote your own comments, so you can stop attempting to, you [i]tool[/i].
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June 9th, 2008
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