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Created on: March 8th, 2006
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At Ease, mens - The war is over and we declares ourselves teh winnres! The Dew Army has done your site great service. Dismissed.

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March 8th, 2006
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Win.
October 22nd, 2007
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When?
March 8th, 2006
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everyone should join the dew army
March 8th, 2006
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Wow. Good sound work. :)
March 8th, 2006
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p.s. you're amazing
March 8th, 2006
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nice.
March 8th, 2006
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i. love. you.
March 8th, 2006
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boo, you've got mad skillz.
March 8th, 2006
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XD wtf
March 8th, 2006
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Dutty.
March 8th, 2006
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sponsored.
March 8th, 2006
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for great justice
March 8th, 2006
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that was amazing! good work
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For great justice!!
March 8th, 2006
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Brilliant.
March 8th, 2006
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added the link to dewarmy.ytmnd.com man so the recruits make sure to see this.
March 8th, 2006
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I will proudly fight 'til the death, sir!
March 8th, 2006
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Another great site. You should look into actually getting paid for voice work.
March 8th, 2006
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awesome audio work yet again.
March 8th, 2006
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Very good.
March 8th, 2006
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Blondie are neo-Nazis!? FIND OUT HOW: : : http://lostjewish.ytmnd.com/ (My entry.)
March 8th, 2006
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Totally the wrong place. Sorry!
March 8th, 2006
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Screen dirt + wavering sound = 5.
March 8th, 2006
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For great justice... For Godīs sake!
March 8th, 2006
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you mean "sergeant", not "sargeant".
March 8th, 2006
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5 for the music slowing down and speeding up
March 8th, 2006
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AMAZING. CHEERS, COMRADES!
March 8th, 2006
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Not terribly funny. :\
March 8th, 2006
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ptgfks!
March 8th, 2006
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For great justice!
March 8th, 2006
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You should be a voice actor.
March 8th, 2006
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boomaga, you've done it again.
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Hot damn! 5'd!
March 8th, 2006
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I'M DOING MY PART!
March 8th, 2006
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AWESOME
March 8th, 2006
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For great justice!
March 8th, 2006
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It's a feeling
March 8th, 2006
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i 5'd
March 8th, 2006
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+5 for On Brave Old Army Team ... (yay Army Women's BBall made it into the NCAA tournament!!!)
March 8th, 2006
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Now that is fine voice acting.
March 8th, 2006
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boomaga, you never cease to amaze me... are you a proffesional voice actor??
March 8th, 2006
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BOOMAGA... ONCE AGAIN PROVEN KING OF THE YTMND
March 8th, 2006
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It's an auto five just for using marching band music. The actual YTMND is worth a seven. So you get 12 stars.
March 8th, 2006
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March 8th, 2006
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very nice.
March 8th, 2006
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*thunderous applause*
March 8th, 2006
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March 8th, 2006
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Anything with an old-timey announcer's voice = Instant five
March 8th, 2006
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I'll do my part, and I'll start by giving this a well-deserved 5!
March 8th, 2006
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truly unstoppable
March 8th, 2006
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Ah, Boomaga, is their anything you CAN'T do?
March 8th, 2006
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there*
March 8th, 2006
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perfect.
March 8th, 2006
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GREAT USER GREAT YTMND A++++++++++++++
March 8th, 2006
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It was inevitable.
March 8th, 2006
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hahahhahhahaha
March 8th, 2006
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5 for going the extra mile and simulating "old" audio with more than a frequency gate.
March 8th, 2006
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isnt it ironic a ytmnd about the Dew Army is doing so much better than the average YTMND site?
March 8th, 2006
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get on ventrilo you bastard :D
March 8th, 2006
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great voice acting
March 8th, 2006
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average Dew Army site that is....
March 8th, 2006
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Boomaga, I freaking love you.
March 8th, 2006
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f*cking great audio, plus "for great justice"
March 8th, 2006
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SIR, YES SIR!! HERE IS YOUR 5 SIR!
March 8th, 2006
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holy...boomaGOD
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These YTMNDs are getting far too elaborate. 3'd for being too elaborate.
March 8th, 2006
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I agree, 5d for JUSTICE!!!
March 8th, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
March 8th, 2006
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boomaga with his voices
March 8th, 2006
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5 dollars and 47 cents buys a lot of hookers in old town.
March 8th, 2006
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FGJ FTW!!!
March 8th, 2006
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Wow very creative! =D
March 8th, 2006
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f*cking win. For great justice at the end was a bonus.
March 8th, 2006
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now that's talent
March 8th, 2006
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Support avocado suffrage.
March 8th, 2006
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For Great Justice indeed!
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Has anyone else noticed the vice grip master sitsu, syncan, boomaga, and some of the other ytmnd elite have on the site. They have the power to create a fad on command...revolt
March 8th, 2006
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It's not funny, but it gets 4 stars for being creative, and showing us all how insultingly simple this f*cking website is. Well done.
March 8th, 2006
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Picture/Sound/Text
March 8th, 2006
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Wow, just... wow.
March 8th, 2006
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YTMND is serious business
March 8th, 2006
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5.
March 8th, 2006
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wow... lol
March 8th, 2006
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Great audio as always Boomaga. Here's my stab at it: http://botrdew.ytmnd.com/
March 8th, 2006
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Well made but I didn't laugh. :\
March 8th, 2006
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XD
March 8th, 2006
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I hate those ytmnds...
March 8th, 2006
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good work, lots of time and effort into this.
March 8th, 2006
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I want to have sex with you.
March 8th, 2006
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For great justice! So inkdrinker can't resist!
March 8th, 2006
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"I'm doing my part!" ****stomps on bugs**** (laughter)
March 8th, 2006
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The success of boomaga and his friends can be attributed to two things: The quality of thier ideas, and thier ability to execute those ideas well. Many of us probably thought the same thing about "Dew" sites, but boomaga was able to take that idea and pre
March 8th, 2006
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...present it in a thoughtful and effective manner. The reason they're able to do this so effectively is because they have all the necessary resources to produce any kind of sound or image at thier command, and this is a handicap that inhibits many good Y
March 8th, 2006
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...YTMNDers. If any of us had the resources that they had to make our own YTMNDs, you would see the number of popular Users increase.
March 8th, 2006
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That YTMND is on fire.
March 8th, 2006
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yee boy, i made one and it got in the top 15 not too long ago: http://littleweiners.ytmnd.com
March 8th, 2006
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Lacks humor
March 8th, 2006
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I love you long time.
March 8th, 2006
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It was my understanding that Dew Armys are just humourous pictorial representations of song lyrics, either misheard or taken out of context, not just misheard
March 8th, 2006
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HAY GUYZ!!! LETZ GO SUCK MAST OF sh*tSUS COCK!!! SOUND LEIK PHUN?????????????
March 8th, 2006
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This rules
March 8th, 2006
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Vote will probably drop to 4 when this site becomes obsolete. But it has a purpose now. And references to inkdrinker are awesome.
March 8th, 2006
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March 8th, 2006
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/enlist
March 9th, 2006
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^^ TenaciousA: Yeah, MasterSitsu and I discussed it, and in a way I have a bit narrower view of what makes the Dew joke work. But there are funny examples of all types, and there are exceptions, and it's his show after all.
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I am a member of the dew army. It's fun lol
March 9th, 2006
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http://diveforyou.ytmnd.com
March 9th, 2006
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Sitsu + Boomaga = Godly. I want to mount you.
March 9th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 9th, 2006
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ACTING!
March 9th, 2006
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Check the gate!
March 9th, 2006
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For great justice!
March 9th, 2006
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Great job on the newsreel voice, and adding those sound "glitches" was a nice touch.
March 9th, 2006
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+3 for being different, but it made no sense.
March 9th, 2006
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anything related to a contest fails.
March 9th, 2006
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very well done.. you win.. i might join...
March 9th, 2006
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weak
March 9th, 2006
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good show old chap
March 9th, 2006
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Thoroughly awesome.
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Holy crap that was awesome.
March 9th, 2006
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Get a life. Honestly.
March 9th, 2006
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fantastic! ... I need to dew MY part
March 9th, 2006
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FSF needs to be a term used more often.
March 9th, 2006
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+5 for FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
March 9th, 2006
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Join today, and we'll happily supply you with an English phonetic dictionary, a set of headphones, 500 foreign language song tracks, and a retard for inspiration.
March 9th, 2006
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March 9th, 2006
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3 for effort
March 9th, 2006
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now why u gotta go be soo leet.
March 9th, 2006
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5 for great justice
March 9th, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE INDEE(W)D!
March 9th, 2006
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hate to be cliched, but i had to 5 it for great justice
March 9th, 2006
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magical
March 9th, 2006
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Where do I sign up?
March 9th, 2006
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http://spicegirlsmj.ytmnd.com
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i lol'd so bad. boomaga, you're the man.
March 9th, 2006
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Dew your part! 5 it!
March 9th, 2006
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right on
March 9th, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
March 9th, 2006
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Awesome.
March 9th, 2006
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boomaga + sitsu= mindfux.
March 9th, 2006
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A for effort
March 9th, 2006
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You know what you doing. For great justice.
March 9th, 2006
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http://coderedaots.ytmnd.com /shameless plug
March 9th, 2006
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Original, me like
March 9th, 2006
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I don't think it gets much better than that
March 9th, 2006
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Oh, how I adore you, boomaga!!!!
March 9th, 2006
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Badass
March 9th, 2006
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+5 for good editing, -1 not funny
March 9th, 2006
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Amen brotha! Kinda funny, even though it supports YTMND fundamentals, it's still a f*ggy short film. I'm still givin' it a 5.
March 9th, 2006
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Extremely impressive site. You're the man now dog.
March 9th, 2006
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you get high marks for effort, but I cannot give you 5 stars, 'cuz where is teh funnay???
March 9th, 2006
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http://letthesonshine.ytmnd.com
March 9th, 2006
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Wow. You sir, are the best. I will try to dew better.
March 9th, 2006
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March 9th, 2006
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cute
March 9th, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE! (TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!) anyone else notice the all your base reference^^ lol awesome ytmnd^^
March 9th, 2006
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Really nice!
March 9th, 2006
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Legendary! 5'd.
March 9th, 2006
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5'd... for great justice!
March 9th, 2006
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I'm already enlisted: http://deadlyomelets.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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You sure as hell recruited me.
March 9th, 2006
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a reminder that site entries go to - dewarmy.ytmnd.com - not here.
March 9th, 2006
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Hee Hee Hee
March 9th, 2006
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No more ninjas then?
March 9th, 2006
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Where do I sign up, sir!
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genius! you can improve it though by making the frames shake a bit giving it an more authentic news reel feel.
March 9th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY
March 9th, 2006
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Sir, recruiting multiple forces as we speak, Sir!
March 9th, 2006
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http://weedrottasty.ytmnd.com/ Digging from the bottom of the barrel here.
March 9th, 2006
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sh*t, wrong thinger :-x
March 9th, 2006
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there's something on my screen!
March 9th, 2006
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This will be a classic
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5'd "for great justice"
March 9th, 2006
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Yes I followed the instructions!
March 9th, 2006
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sir, that would have killed you if this was real, sir
March 9th, 2006
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Haha greatly done.
March 9th, 2006
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no sour faced downvoter can resist, eh? dont have time to watch your f*cking feature length film, f*ggot
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Boomaga wins yet again. News reel + announcer voice == win. For great justice!
March 9th, 2006
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pwnt
March 9th, 2006
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Nicely Done
March 9th, 2006
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Amazing quality all around. Good show!
March 9th, 2006
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Wow. Someone has a lot of time and dedication.
March 9th, 2006
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100% bona fide retarded waste of time
March 9th, 2006
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instant classic
March 9th, 2006
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skillz.
March 9th, 2006
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^^mrmoot: in re: not having time to watch the film... Well, I believe you just did watch the film. So, your point is... how you say... "moot".
March 9th, 2006
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i am in awe. the sound and the image in that ytmnd was so perfectly made. props to you.
March 9th, 2006
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Sweet!! with this new Dew Army, we can save VinnyWeapons from the robots!! huzah!!
March 9th, 2006
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Boomaga always wins http://wanginfly.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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Wouldn't sitsu be the general and not just a master seargent? btw floor.ytmnd.com forever
March 9th, 2006
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eww noo... those are NOT the ytmnd rules! 2 to 3 words in a song? you must be kidding! what about our king ytmnd! you're the man now dog!
March 9th, 2006
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For great Justice I shall do my part. Heil Sitsu, Heil Maga.
March 9th, 2006
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I dont get it
March 9th, 2006
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MY first submission for the dew army - http://dimmukhan.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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Basically, song misinterpretation for dummies!
March 9th, 2006
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This is one legendary f*ggy short film.
March 9th, 2006
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80'd
March 9th, 2006
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boomaga.. you are a ytmnd genius
March 9th, 2006
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Funny. I like at how the end they said, For Great Justice. Would have been funnier with Move Zig. It was very funny overall.
March 9th, 2006
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
March 9th, 2006
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I wouldn't give a bean, to be a fancy-pants Marine... I'd rather be a Dew soldier like I aaaaammmmmm...
March 9th, 2006
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Boomaga, I should have known it was you, you brilliant bastard!
March 9th, 2006
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I make Dew YTMNDS, give me picture, text, sound if you please, for I'm the f*cking pride of Max, I am!
March 9th, 2006
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On all the YTMNDs it says, "Dew Army Builds Men!" So they're tearing me down to build me over again!
March 9th, 2006
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Just an Army soldier, with a soundfile in my folder and a concept that'll make you laugh all daaaaaaaay....
March 9th, 2006
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So feed me ammunition, keep me in Top Viewed position, the Dew Army just won't go awaaaaaaay!
March 9th, 2006
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The production is amazing. It's QUALITY JOLLITY!
March 9th, 2006
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The Dew army is for outdated way. The Short Movie YTMNDs is the way of the future. We march forward, not backward.
March 9th, 2006
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mrtuesday just made an enemy for life. anyways, guys, if you are downvoting each others 'dew' sites thinking score helps you in the contest, youre WRONG. if i catch you consider yourself in stockade.
March 9th, 2006
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I will f*cking have your babies.
March 9th, 2006
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Winnar.
March 9th, 2006
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^^between mrtuesday and Sitsu, here, I've got a funny position - after all, this very YTMND is a non-Dew-style FSF
March 9th, 2006
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Will you accsept this Retired Marine?
March 9th, 2006
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Where do I sign up?
March 9th, 2006
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awesome as usual
March 9th, 2006
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WOW.
March 9th, 2006
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Wow. Wow. 5. Jesus.
March 9th, 2006
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Very authentic! 5 for retro!
March 9th, 2006
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Tuesday misses the point. FSF-style is NOT marching forward. It's backward into outdated linear comedy. What makes Dew sites (and other true YTMNDs) great is that they exist not as a line, but kind of a nebulous cloud of comedy. Many more dimensions.
March 9th, 2006
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/Goes to Dew Army Officer commisioning.
March 9th, 2006
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The immediacy of the comedy also destroys the old notion of the "agenda" YTMND. Which is great. No more awful [Person X] Fails at Life or whatever other crap. Dew Army de-emphasizes the artist and emphasizes the art.
March 9th, 2006
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I enjoy 1 in 20 of the dew ones, and that's being generous.
March 9th, 2006
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once again Boomaga, you win. now when are you going to do the dramatic reading of the allen peppers letter?
March 9th, 2006
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eh
March 9th, 2006
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3 for general effect, +1 for "for great justice"
March 9th, 2006
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I so totally agree. Those YTMNDs blow. Enlist me
March 9th, 2006
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If you don't join the Dew Army, Hitler will rule the world.
March 9th, 2006
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http://peterandbabytrib.ytmnd.com/
March 9th, 2006
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^^ I totally agree ink. To me, the Dew ideal is about sudden, violent comedy - no agenda, no cultural bias, and independent of fads. It's not the only flavor of YTMND I enjoy, but it's one ANYONE can do regardless of editing skills.
March 9th, 2006
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I'm doing my part!
March 9th, 2006
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Pretty creative
March 9th, 2006
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Classic
March 9th, 2006
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this is great. the voice over is perfect sounding, it sounds like it's from the 1940s
March 9th, 2006
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for the win guys!!!
March 9th, 2006
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*signs up* And to think, I could have graduated! HA!
March 9th, 2006
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basically anything involving Boo Maga wins.
March 9th, 2006
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AYE AYE CAP'N
March 9th, 2006
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BOOMAGA STRIKES AGAIN
March 9th, 2006
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I'M DEWING MY PART! *canned laughter*
March 9th, 2006
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cool but.... where's corn is my dad?
March 9th, 2006
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f*ckin
March 9th, 2006
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Much Thanks to MasterSitsu for sponsorship
March 10th, 2006
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for new soldiers: http://tipfordewarmy.ytmnd.com
March 10th, 2006
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Awesome
March 10th, 2006
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Am i the only one who interpreted the movie as sarcasm? f*ckers.
March 10th, 2006
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...the hell....
March 10th, 2006
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a tip to other users - if your'e just going to misheard lyrics sites and taking stuff from there - DON'T - i can tell. trust me. also, for the love of god DONT PUT "DEW ARMY" in the title of your YTMND!
March 10th, 2006
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lol for great justice
March 10th, 2006
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You, sir, are a god.
March 10th, 2006
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You totally win.
March 10th, 2006
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thank you sir
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