Colbert Fights the Bear Menace
Created on: April 9th, 2006
Colbert Fights the Bear Menace
Bears are Godless killing machines. UPDATED WITH MORE BEAR PWNAGE!

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April 9th, 2006
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i lol'd, 5
April 9th, 2006
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lol!
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hahah yes
April 9th, 2006
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HAY UR THE GUY THAT MADE THE LOTR WOW THING! -2/5 FOR WOW STUPID WOW f*g
April 9th, 2006
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5
April 9th, 2006
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Bears are soulless killing machines.
April 9th, 2006
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5
April 9th, 2006
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Now someone needs to make "Colbert Goes Super Saiyan".
April 9th, 2006
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Plus they're atheists and anarchists.
April 9th, 2006
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site delivers
April 9th, 2006
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site delivers
April 9th, 2006
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XD
April 9th, 2006
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bears .
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WTF? lol.
April 9th, 2006
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=O Sweetness.
April 9th, 2006
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I H8 U LAZRIK >:(
April 9th, 2006
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hahahaha win
April 9th, 2006
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you put the video of the bear falling on a trampoline on there and you get a 5
April 9th, 2006
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hahahaha
April 9th, 2006
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5'd
April 9th, 2006
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Always after our honey and pic-a-nic baskets!
April 9th, 2006
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Hah!
April 9th, 2006
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MADE OF WIN AND GOD
April 9th, 2006
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f*cking bears!
April 9th, 2006
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Awesome. Really good stuff.
April 9th, 2006
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its stupid hoe some people downvote it just cause its in the top 5, this ytmnd deserves to stay in
April 9th, 2006
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nice work man, very funny indeed
April 9th, 2006
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rhsrhyrsd
April 9th, 2006
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someone should e-mail colbert this.. hilarious!
April 9th, 2006
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I CAME!!1
April 9th, 2006
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Another quality YTMND.
April 9th, 2006
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WE HAVE A WINRAR
April 9th, 2006
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They. Will. Kill You.
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good stuff
April 9th, 2006
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zomfgbbqs
April 9th, 2006
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Instafy
April 9th, 2006
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FIGHT FOR HUMANITY STEPHEN COLBERT
April 9th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t I JACKED OFF TO THIS LIE $& TIMES I LOVE YOU STEPHEN COLBERT
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5 for our god, Stephen Colbert
April 9th, 2006
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thumbs up
April 9th, 2006
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5'd for using lazers
April 9th, 2006
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Awesome! Great job, Colbert FTW.
April 9th, 2006
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ROFL!
April 9th, 2006
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I love you.
April 9th, 2006
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site delivers
April 9th, 2006
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Stephen Colbert is the man.
April 9th, 2006
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Quality editing. 5.
April 9th, 2006
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Keel the bastard, He took my pic-a-nic basket >:(
April 9th, 2006
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Even the music is perfect.
April 9th, 2006
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Solid gold.
April 9th, 2006
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5'd. Zorg approves.
April 9th, 2006
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i hate downvoters. an original site makes it to the top 5, but gets voted off too soon.
April 9th, 2006
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wins^10
April 9th, 2006
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this better stay on the top 5
April 9th, 2006
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win
April 9th, 2006
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gj,
April 9th, 2006
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This rocks, death to downvoters
April 9th, 2006
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random
April 9th, 2006
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Sure, I'll buy it.
April 9th, 2006
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EXCELLENT
April 9th, 2006
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This is made from pure, distilled WIN. 5 stars.
April 9th, 2006
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Hate that show
April 9th, 2006
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+5 for well-edited image and funny subject matter, -1 for ridiculous load time.
April 9th, 2006
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+1,000,000,000,000 for Stephen
April 9th, 2006
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Colbert FTW!
April 9th, 2006
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RAWR
April 9th, 2006
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take that bears!
April 9th, 2006
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Uh. Not feeling it. I love Colbert and I love his stuff about the bear menace. But this is flashy without being funny.
April 9th, 2006
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The beginning with him shooting is great, but the bear part is just stupid.
April 9th, 2006
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Lol should have alderran blowing up from star wars
April 9th, 2006
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How do you not find this funny? And how is the bear part stupid? Do you two even watch the Colbert show with his War Against Bears bit?
April 9th, 2006
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excellent.
April 9th, 2006
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1'd for wow f*cking wow f*g get out of ur moms basement and get a f*cking life f*ggot
April 9th, 2006
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Haha
April 9th, 2006
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Nice inclusion of "smokey the bear".
April 9th, 2006
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Anything that makes me laugh so hard I shoot spit at my monitor gets an instant 5. Nice work :)
April 9th, 2006
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Oh. Yes.
April 9th, 2006
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winnar
April 9th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 9th, 2006
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Colbert + Good loop + Quite funny FTW
April 9th, 2006
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NICE! I love that show and that Episode.
April 9th, 2006
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This show started out funny... but, has really died off of late.
April 9th, 2006
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Who the hell is downvoting this? It kicks so much ass. The bears have been on notice long enough to know this was coming.
April 9th, 2006
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This should be sent in to the Colbert Report. I bet he'll put it on the air. XD
April 9th, 2006
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About time somebody stepped up and rid this world of the meance that is...BEARS!!!!
April 9th, 2006
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Made of win
April 9th, 2006
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5
April 9th, 2006
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I lol'd
April 9th, 2006
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not funny. His show is like a boring SNL skit turned to a movie; it's a 5 minute joke drawn out too long. One star.
April 9th, 2006
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HAHA I literally lol'd for like almost a minute straight. 5tar5
April 9th, 2006
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stop hating b00n
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so much work for something ... fairly funny.
April 9th, 2006
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The last bear makes it a 5
April 9th, 2006
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yeah man i f*cking hate bears, scared sh*tless of them.
April 9th, 2006
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teeee heeeee
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A very funny YTMND, but I'm only giving it 4 stars because you didn't use the new Flash feature, and it's annoying to "stream" the .GIF.
April 9th, 2006
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ZOMGLAZERZPEWPEW
April 9th, 2006
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5 for colbert report.
April 9th, 2006
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OH SHI- FUK U COLBER NOT THE CUTE TEDDIES!
April 10th, 2006
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tits
April 10th, 2006
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i liked it better when connan went super saiyan
April 10th, 2006
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nice
April 10th, 2006
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Colbert FTW
April 10th, 2006
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lolkek
April 10th, 2006
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someone needs to send this to him
April 10th, 2006
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Wow, o_o
April 11th, 2006
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superbe
April 12th, 2006
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hah
April 12th, 2006
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haha nice editing. makes me think of the clip of him saying something about bears attempting to push their radical bear agendas that i have heard ten times in the past week.
April 12th, 2006
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Killer.
April 13th, 2006
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You're on notice.
April 13th, 2006
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I hope he's not as violent with the eagle he's adopting
April 14th, 2006
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NEWS ALERT: Today in Tenessee, a family was attacked by a bear at a national forest. a 6-year old girl was killed...let's see how Colbert feels about this.
April 14th, 2006
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I love how nonchalantly Colbert eliminates the beat threat!
April 15th, 2006
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gg
April 23rd, 2006
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lol, I like the one that dodges
April 27th, 2006
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To Canada with the downvotocracy, Stephen's doing GOD'S WORK!!
April 30th, 2006
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People, these are GODLESS KILLING MACHINES. We can show them no mercy.
May 8th, 2006
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Ah, if only Colbert had TRUTH LASERS :(
May 9th, 2006
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HELL YES
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WIN/5
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Bears don't be fooled by their cute looks They killed Jesus and our working their *ss off to stop his second coming oh and they are communists and a frikkin; buncha atheists oh and terr'ists Slay bears.
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Disown California! There state flag has a bear on it nooooooooo
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California that liberal state. Oh Hollywood glorifies Bears
May 13th, 2006
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it was just barely above average until i saw that bear 'sploding off the telephone pole. 5'd.
May 29th, 2006
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DEAD TO ME.
May 31st, 2006
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You're the man now, dog!
June 3rd, 2006
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BRILLIANT! FIVE!
June 5th, 2006
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Colbert + Lazers = Instant win
June 7th, 2006
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Great editing! LOL!!
June 20th, 2006
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OMG so funny, the one bear dodges one though WTF is up with that?!?!
June 24th, 2006
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Godly.
June 24th, 2006
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This is f*ckin GREAT!
June 27th, 2006
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heheh, creativeness
June 28th, 2006
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Colbert is a self-loving piece of scum whose pathetic attempts at humor sicken me. Way to ride Jon Stewart's coat tails you soulless f*ck! Oh, and report has a f*cking 'T' sound in it and it isnt f*cking clever to pronounce otherwise, loser!!
June 29th, 2006
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lol at Thurgor's lack of understanding comedy.
June 29th, 2006
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Orgasmic. So orgasmic, that spooge got all over Thurgor's face. Pwned.
June 29th, 2006
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NICE
July 2nd, 2006
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Win, sir.
July 2nd, 2006
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Colbert for the f*cking win.
July 6th, 2006
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omfg!
July 14th, 2006
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For Colbert Fans out there ... http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_colbert_report/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml
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"Colbert is a self-loving piece of scum whose pathetic attempts at humor sicken me. Way to ride Jon Stewart's coat tails you soulless f*ck! Oh, and report has a f*cking 'T' sound in it and it isnt f*cking clever to pronounce otherwise, loser!!" Stephen Colbert isn't an egomaniac in real life, he plays an egomaniac on tv.
July 16th, 2006
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That telephone pole part was the best
July 17th, 2006
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Thurgor has completely missed the point of Colbert's TV act.
July 18th, 2006
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Way to go Stephen, smite those godless killing machines!
July 19th, 2006
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5'd for bear death.
July 23rd, 2006
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Colbert = awesome
July 28th, 2006
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Why in the hell isn't this in the top 5?
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Heh. Shooting Bears...
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5 for colbert, -1 for him shooting a husker teddy bear (i think)
August 5th, 2006
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THE ONE ON THE TELEPHONE POLE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A FREE CALL LOLOL
August 13th, 2006
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Colbert > Bears
August 19th, 2006
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K, I just wanna get this straight, when Colbert was talking about bears, he was talking about those huge gay lumberjakc guys that look like bears. They're called bears. He didn't mean actual bears.
August 21st, 2006
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he just wanted to be his bare friend
August 21st, 2006
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Bear violence!
August 24th, 2006
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Colbert's not funny
August 25th, 2006
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omg all my fives are belong to this
August 25th, 2006
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that's pretty cool. how'd you do it?
August 27th, 2006
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lol
August 29th, 2006
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The bear on the pole made it. Beautiful.
August 29th, 2006
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haha awesome
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5'D FOR LASER FINGERS!
September 2nd, 2006
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fail
September 17th, 2006
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
September 21st, 2006
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Lasers? Bears? Steven Colbert? How can you go wrong?
September 29th, 2006
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October 25th, 2006
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amaxing
January 22nd, 2007
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BEARable
January 28th, 2007
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IMMA CHARGIN MAH COLBERT!!!!
November 13th, 2008
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love it